A Call to Wings

Friends and Esteemed Others,

For many years, but especially lately, I have been frustrated with just about everyone in discussing politics, religion, art or almost anything really. I have been unable to really enjoy a debate where everything is left-wing this, right-wing that. I just can't agree with either type for more than ten minutes. This morning something quite simple occured to me.

I am a Double-Winger.

I will no longer frustrate myself trying to find comfort in either crowd. I will embrace my double-wingedness.

While the single-winged, left-wingers and right-wingers remain earthbound and unable to fly, I will take my complete set of two wings and race ahead. If they wish to join me, great, if not, I will enjoy the sky where I will practice loopdeeloops and other stunts -- and --- watch out, I am kinda like a bird. I will practice my aim and I will poop on their heads.

You can quote me on that.

I'm not the only one up here. I see a few others, perhaps one of them is you. If not, If you are missing one of your wings, all hope is not lost. It's really not that difficult to grow whichever wing you lack. Just relax, think *Fairness* *Reason* *Balance* *Logic* but most of all take the
attitude that you will seek *solutions* and *answers* rather than *blame* or *complaints*. It can be difficult and at times even painful and lonely, but holy bird poop, is it ever worth it.

Won't you join us in flight? Our flock is small. It would be much more fun if more of us were up here flapping our full sets of wings.

and for all you smartasses who itch to call me a bird-brain--- I already thought of it -- so save it.