"Ow My EYES!!"

Before you go sending me comments about the design of my site, first consider the following:


A. Minimalism is for quitters.

B. If my site hurts your eyes, try this simple solution;

1. Obtain some scissors.

2. Insert the point into the inner corner of your left eye.

3. Begin scissoring until your eyeball plops out.

4. Now do the other one.

5. Have a non-retarded, non-blind friend send your eyeballs to "Jesus Christ c/o The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints".

6. Demand a refund, because my site does not hurt non-defective, non-retarded eyes.

C. I don't care what you think.

D. is for dumb, write it on your forehead.

E. My site kicks the shit out of your site. --- seriously, it really does. I am better than you.

I hope you found this helpful.