Taggers are Assholes.

I'd like to cut the fingers off of all taggers and shove them into their eyeballs. I hate them. I hate hate hate them.

I'm not sure why, but these fucking assholes that like graffiti also like my artwork and claim me as part of their stupid movement -- sure -- I am a genius and everything, there isn't any reason why they shouldn't like my art I suppose -- due to it's obvious brilliance I mean. But boy oh boy, the respect and admiration does not flow both ways. I'll say it again, I fucking hate pussy graffiti artists and especially those fucking pussy taggers. When I catch them, and I occasionally DO catch them -- I LOVE handing them over to the cops. I want to catch more.

Tonight I almost caught another one, a fucking chick tagger. I watched her tag two buildings across the street and then disappear into another apartment building. I called the cops but they got here a little too late to catch her. She was with some other ner' do wells -- two bald fuckers, a dude with a hoodie and some chick with a big square ass. I think the cops caught the other dudes leaving in a car, but I want to catch the stupid chick. I watched her do it, right there in front of my face. You don't know how bad I want to catch her. They tagged all down the block -- huge fucking tags too -- "shark burger" -- how fucking retarded. I'm gonna stake that joint out and when I see her walking out I'm gonna make a citizens arrest. Then maybe the mayor will give me a medal of honor for bravery and vigilance and aprehending a 100 pound girl. Maybe I'll punch her in the boob and spray paint her ears -- fucking bitch.

The cops are still outside taking pictures. She is gonna be sooo busted. I am rad.