Cynicism is Super Duper Fun!!

I love cynicism. -- Watch how fun it is.

You say:

"I don't care about the stupid elections in stupid Iraq, those 8 million Iraqis are just puppets of stupid George W. Bush"

And then I say:

"I don't care about your genius conspiracy theory about 8 million Iraqis making a secret oil deal with George W. Bush in which they end up fucked, I think you take Michael Moore's baby pig weenie up the ass. -- Wait, is that cynicism? You do it again."

You say:

"Right, as if there is gonna be a real democracy over there, everyone knows that is just for the TV cameras. Most Iraqis hate America and love tyranny -- as they should -- America sucks and we're not even a democracy anyway. George Bush was selected, not elected".

And then I say:

"You are astonishingly stupid.-- Wait, that's not cynicism, that's a fact. Crap, I'm not very good at this. You go again."

You say:

"This whole Iraq thing is a disaster! There is no difference between George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein, what difference does it make whether or not you "elect" Satan as your leader or not? He's still Satan and he still has you firmly by the balls, you're still fucked, McDonalds is still evil -- Starbucks still bites, -- veganism is still way on point yo."

And then I say:

"Wow, you are an amazingly retarded buffoon! You're so consumed with your hatred of George W. Bush and American culture that you should probably move to Cuba you fucking moronic doof. -- Wait, I screwed it up again, I keep getting hung up on glaring facts. This cynicism thing is really hard, I guess most truly hilarious things are."

I like it better when you do it ---- you cynical genius, uhhh I mean --- ASSHOLE.