I Am "The Worst Human Being To Ever Walk This Earth"!! Yippee!!

That's right friends. Some handsome *DUDE* named Sally, who looks like a cross between a smudge of poop and a fat womans leg (in a sexy kinda way), has decided that I have the **NEW** Worst Site On the Entire Internet.

In case he deletes his wonderful post, here it is right here:

Its amazing that throughout the 10 billion sites on the web, I was able to find the absolute worst one. The site is titled "3 Question Marks." It is run by the worst human being to ever walk this earth.

His motto is "I may not be god, but at least I'm real." He says he's a homosexual many times(and discribes his sexual actions with men), but then mentions that he hates gays and that he would like to shoot them all.. He states that Jesus can kiss his ass over and over again.

You can tell that this guy spent some real money on this site with graphics and programming and its almost impossible to navigate on it. I will never visit this site again.

Since Sally has banned me from making any comments on his awesome site, I'm left to give my acceptance speech from right here in my own homo sex stained bed. (For some reason he thinks I'm gay -- and apparently, he HATES fags. -- good for him.)

Dear Toilet Slug Sally,
Geez, I mean thanks. I don't know what to say other than ---- WOW.

I'd like to thank Satan and Jesus without whose example I would never have found the true joy of incest and full blown homo yahoooootery!! weeeehaw!

I'd also like to give a shout out to all my white genes and beautiful white brothers and sisters who paved the way for me to be truly detestable, faggy, awesome and most importantly, WHITE. (You all know how I respect protocol, I learned from the last four years of Oscar speeches that when accepting an award, one should always mention one's race at some point during one's acceptance speech (hat tip to Halley Barry, Jamie Fox, Denzel Washington etc..) )

Seriously ---- sniff, this means a lot to me, especially coming from a guy named Sally who has delicious looking pointy man boobs and looks like a mushroom.

Now I need to get back to spending all my money on slick graphics so that you can hate me in COLOR!!

your new fave.
merkley???

You hate me, right now, you really really hate me. -- now, get over here so I can hump you --- Mushroom Poopy.