I Have Fallen In Love

I always felt a special feeling in my pants -- I mean heart -- I mean hand -- I mean bladder, whenever I've seen Melanie Griffith, now I know why. Alex Blagg wrote a nice little piece that gives a glimpse that you may want. I recommend it. Or you can skip the foreplay and go straight into Melanies soul. Don't get any big ideas. She's MINE!! I'll kill that fucking wetback husband of hers if it's the last thing I do.

Oh yeah, I'm still in the future. Jay Leno still sucks.