merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: It is Possible That I Am A Dick

March 27, 2005

It is Possible That I Am A Dick

But they were walking too fucking slow. Learn from the Canadians already and pull over. LET ME BY!

There were two dudes carrying DJ record boxes, with two chicks in tow. I tried to pass them but they were hogging the whole fucking sidewalk. Finally, I got right behind them and said:

"Let me guess, (pointing at each one as I go) DJ, DJ's Bitch (the other dude) DJ's bitch's bitch, and bitch."

Anyway, they got a slightly frightened look on their collective face and let me by. I suppose I could have just said "excuse me", but then I wouldn't have written my new hit single; "It Is Possible That I Am A Dick."

Now here's a picture I took of my friend Sheri Sheridan.

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Digitalicat is a gaywad.

Ok, ok, I yield to your superior fiscal bonerness. But I'm sure you can imagine my skepticism when you said you successfully cursed Marilyn Manson's road manager.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:51 PM

deleted is a gaywad.

I love it when people tell me what I can’t do.

I was home tonight, a bag of broken Doritos crunching underfoot, feeling not at all sanguine about the fiscal outlook of my family. My thirteen year old was berating me over the hegemony of our economically imperialist nation. She was insisting that it will all eventually lead to the global institutionalization of that culturally fascist dictatorship: Disney. My homey walked in just then. Observing the quagmire of familial unrest, he plucked a Dorito off the floor and tossed it carelessly into his mouth.

“It’s all preventable,” he said.

He stared over my shoulder at the image of the lovely young woman on the computer screen.

“Man, she’s hot.”

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:24 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

nice job deleted,

you made my ballsack explode with complete rage.

i hope you are happy.

rebel.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:29 PM

szugye is a gaywad.

You're a dick. I always thought you were a wiener. I like wieners better than dick, because you can put a wiener in a bun. Oh fuck, you can also put a dick in a butt...I mean bun. You're definitely a wiener in my book.

Note: According to the Germans/Nazi's, a hot dog is spelled wiener not weiner. Once again, it's in the book, but not my book.

Wonderful Art: www.szugye.com

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:11 PM

Alex Blagg is a gaywad.

you seem to be surrounded by so many beautiful women. must be the mormon in you.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:49 PM

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