Manic Depressive Jokes to Further Enhance YOUR Manic Depression.

Why was the manic depressive shot, skinned and eaten by Eskimos?

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Because he was a
Bi-Polar Bear.

Why did the manic depressive die from heat exhaustion in Equador?

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Because he was a
Bi-Polar Bear.

See, now that joke has four layers of funny for no extra charge. How great is it that you get to imagine a really mopey, but sometimes overly ambitious and cheery polar bear trudging from the north pole to the south pole chasing some kind of elusive, passionate, north pole, south pole dream only to die, sad, defeated and alone from heat exhaustion right on the very equator, the midway point, in exotic Equador?

I'll tell you how great it is. It's super great -- and FREE!

That joke is like a blockbuster movie. It has comedy, it has drama, it has excitement, adventure, mean eskimos, cute polar bears, a great dillusional desert dehydration scene, rad alcoholism -- yeah, turns out the polar bear was a CRAZY MAD alcoholic. Mann, the scene where Protective Services comes and takes away her two crying baby cubs will completely shatter your frozen heart. A polar bear, mom or not, still has to follow her dreams.

Opens Christmas Day 2006.

-- Oh yeah, --- LOTS OF PENGUINS! Weeeeeeeee hooooooooooo!

NO! I like seals. Especially baby ones. Back to manic depressive jokes.


Why did the manic depressive's medication only make him slightly less manic and depressive?

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Because it was
Amateur-Zac
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Why did the manic depressive's medication make him way more manic and depressive?

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Because it was
Anti-Zac

Why did the manic depressive decide to sleep for six months straight?

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Because he was a
Bi-Polar Bear.

See how I tricked you by putting in those two PROZAC jokes before using that same HILARIOUS punchline AGAIN!!?

That's what makes me cool.

At first it might seem like that joke wasn't funny, but then, after some consideration and about three shots of Jack Daniels -- oh -- it's funny. You bet your drunken little suicidal ass it's funny. I AM A FUCKING GENIUS!!

Ugh, who am I kidding. I should just shoot myself and get it over with.

HA HA HA HA HA that was hilarious -- because this post is about manic depression and Bi-Polar disorder ---- I really do fucking rule!

So why do I think of death and suicide so much? Oh yeah. I'm GOTH.

Goth jokes coming soon.

That's the end of depressingly hilarious pole oriented jokes.
Oh crap. I forgot to say something about the POLE in my pants. That would have been great.

Now here is a an awfully sexy picture I took of a semi-nude girl with her brand new merkley??? tattoo. Did I mention that it's all the rage? Guess who it is for a punch in the nose.

That's all for now!
Don't get caught ripping the top off of a mosquito bite!
Suicidally yours,
merkley???