merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Audio blogging from inside my rectum!!

May 03, 2005

Audio blogging from inside my rectum!!

That's right!! An audio blog! All I had to do was call in and make up some juvenile bullshit about rectums and chopping off weenies. I think I might start doing this a lot! Too bad for all you workers who can't listen to stuff about poop and farts at work. Too bad indeed.

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

gaby oops. is a gaywad.

DAMMIT i dont like blogger.

"So I won your prize, because I saw that post before it had a title OR clever banter.

What should I do? I don't have a dick to hack off and send to you.."

I don't like strrrrannnggge people reading my iiinnnternet writing. Which is ironic. I should buy a journal.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:19 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby,
dick is just a metaphor for all of your worries. I'm trying to run a respectable cult over here, i need you to be a little more tuned into the spiritual vibe. these are like parables mannn, hook up your souls people.

THE END IS NEAR!

As for the idea about the journal? I reccomend just keeping it all bottled up and unleashing on homeless people every few months.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:24 PM

Dashiell is a gaywad.

Merkely??? will save us all!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:41 AM

Ben is a gaywad.

Two blog entries in a row without a nice picture of some sultry chica... what is this world coming to? Again, very disappointed in you my son.

Not as disappointed as that time I took you to Disneyland and you went on that ride "splash mountain". I still remember now, the humiliation you brought this family when we all looked up on the big screen to see what we hoped to be a lovely photo of you enjoying the ride, but instead just saw the top of your head while you were going down on that old guy. Now THAT was disappointing, but this is right up there.

Ben

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:50 AM

Bridget is a gaywad.

cant hear it, not allowed to have audio on my computer anymore---(a Guar-related incident, dont ask)
maybe you can do a pictogram?

I really want to know what is stewing in that Merkley brain of yours.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:51 AM

Deleted is a gaywad.

Merkley, I think I'll skip this assignment.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:30 AM

buttergun is a gaywad.

Damn, link isn't working for me. I imagine you sound like Isaac Hayes right? Just as long as you don't sound like any of the brethren speaking from the podium at general conference, they get me all hot and sticky and I can't stand the guilt.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:28 PM

Deleted is a gaywad.

I guess poor Dashiell wasn't on the distribution list. =(

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:01 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

dash,
i like your attitude. that's what we need. team spirit.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:05 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

imposter ben,
HA! when we went to disneyland we only wnet on the spinning teacup ride -- ALL DAY!!

spinning is FUUUUUN!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:07 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

bridget,
just imagine isaac hayes. buttergun got it right. it's pure romance.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:08 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

mnm,
wanna battle for dash's soul?

i'll meet you on the playground, three o'clock high.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:09 PM

Deleted is a gaywad.

Merkley, I hate it when you make me laugh.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:18 PM

William Bunkton is a gaywad.

I wish I didn't listen to that, now I imagine everything I read on this site in THAT voice.

Its knocked off 80% of the funnyness of those splendid jokes and has completely raped the booger storey in the arse with a burning pine cone.

ha ha, it was pretty funny tho, especially the sprinkle it on a fag bit.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:04 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

mr. bunk
sorry i dont sound like isaac hayes

but hey, smurfs sound cool too right?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:07 PM

Dashiell is a gaywad.

I don't get it ... what are you two (??? & MNM) doing to me? Stop it! That hurts!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:26 AM

Deleted is a gaywad.

I guess when you've used up all the pieces of your own dick, you have to use other peoples.

Do you think the fags appreciate it?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:39 AM