merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: How To Seem Crazy, Be Annoying and Give Someone a Complex All At The Same Time

May 14, 2005

How To Seem Crazy, Be Annoying and Give Someone a Complex All At The Same Time

Just Close your eyes when you are speaking directly to them. Turn your head so it faces them, but just keep your eyes closed no matter what you are saying. While listening to them speak or formulating your next thought, turn your head away from them and act completely normal. also act normal and maintain good eye contact with anyone else.

Try it on someone right now.

Now here is a picture I took at the Bottom of The Hill last night of Bex, good friend and Keyboard player for my foxy pals Von Iva.

I also added a picture I took of that beautiful woman with whom I had the conversation about my rambo-like sperm being able to climb any mountain and drive motorcycles. Scroll down to see.

That's all for now!

Don't get caught staring at midgets or retards!

Your Favorite Man to Think About While on The Toilet,

merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Toms Thumb is a gaywad.

OK, But I will have to be careful about who I practice on, because the people who know me, already know I am crazy. This may only frighten them. Oh, and thanks for the encouragement, you are too cool.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:38 AM

Deleted is a gaywad.

What's wrong with staring at midgets? I think they're sexy.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:34 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

thumb,
no problem dood.
blogging can be fun. especially if you are as self-obsessed and long winded as i am.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:13 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

mnm,
YOU"RE RIGHT!!

NO KNEE PADS!!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:17 PM

r/r is a gaywad.

how in the hell?

your blog's cool if that's what you wanted to hear.

some one else is doing small things to this computer. QUESTION MARKS.

i torched the language center of my brain over the weekend.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:08 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

rjennar,

Thanks.

Nah, i wasn't soliciting any compliments. My quip about socialism amongst the young was intended for what it was. don't get tricked into wearing a che shirt. that guy was a total dick.

anyway, i'm trying to be less political -- but i fucking deplore noam chomsky and his ilk.

cheers! thanks for stopping by.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:26 PM

Billy is a gaywad.

(Talking) Politics: A waste of drinking / heckling time.

Midgets: Fashionable ‘wacky’ topic which I find boring / done to death. Try one of the following substitutes: Progeria Kids, Kids with Progeria, Progerians.

Yoko Ono has a pet Progeria Kid, she admires his accquired wisdom and olden days charm.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:39 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

mr. bunks,
i find it impossible to disagree. problem is, i really do like midgets. i wish i was just joking, but i can't stop thinking about them, it's kinda sad really. lots of things on this blog are just really sad things that people think are jokes. my tears can't always be joy for everyone.

anyway, yeah, progeria, thats what you call a two fer --- because you make fun of kids AND the elderly in one fell swoop.

resourceful.

thanks.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:08 PM

MC Sweet Roy is a gaywad.

Wow, with that one paragraph, you nailed the horrible conversations and disregard that makes me hate people.

Keep up the good work, sir!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:22 AM

gaby is a gaywad.

Pretty picture, but the complex idea didn't work, I tried it and was asked if I had a headache. Oh well.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:06 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

thanks MC.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:38 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

Gaby,
Crap. That makes sense. Maybe you could try flipping them off too.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:39 AM

Dashiell is a gaywad.

How do you know so many hot chicks? Not fair!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:35 PM

Alex Blagg is a gaywad.

don't you call me crazy!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:57 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

dash,
i'm not sure, but i wish i knew MORE!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:16 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

alex,
ok -- not crazy -- ZANY LIKE A LOON!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:16 PM

Billy is a gaywad.

Hey Merkeley???

http://www.perfect.co.uk/robin/2005/05/lionvsmidgets.htm

asshole.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:38 PM

Billy is a gaywad.

forget about it

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:58 PM

Bridget is a gaywad.

I want a progeria kid. sort of like a pet yoda.

Merkley- I think I saw you in the park practising your tai chi. Looking good, friend!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:47 PM

William Bunkton is a gaywad.

ha ha!

They are SO Yoda!!!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:42 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

billy,
i read that story last week. too bad there isn't any video.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:54 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

bridget,
i think there is one up for sale on ebay. free side of spaghetti to the winning bidder.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:08 PM

gaby is a gaywad.

http://www.halfpintbrawlers.com/store/index.php

midgets fighting lions=cool
midgets fighting each other for dvd=not cool.

and flipping people off is just childish. im too mature for that shit.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:56 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby,
you're right at least 15% of the time, and this is one of those times.

instead of flipping them off, just fart right next to them, make sure to pat your pants so that all the stink power gets out -- then walk away.

that's what we ADULTS do.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:00 PM