merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Mariachi Assholes!!

May 10, 2005

Mariachi Assholes!!

Local "Light Rock, Less Talk" San Francisco TV commercial:

Woman sitting in an office cubicle says:

"Last night the cleaning crew changed the radio station. I'll put an end to that."

Then she takes a yellow post-it note which reads;

"Please leave radio tuned to 96.5 KOIT fm"

which she then smugly pastes to the dial on her piece of shit radio.

If she wasn't such a passive aggressive cunt and she said what was really on her mind, the post-it note would read;

"Hey you stupid piece of shit wetbacks who clean the office,
Your Mexican music is stupid and you don't deserve to listen to it while you clean my awesome cubicle. Even though I'm not here when you dump the maxi pads and egg salad out of my waste basket, the thought that you might be enjoying yourself listening to your stupid Mexican tuba music from your inferior culture angers me to no end. If you spics touch my radio again with your greasy little wetback hands, I'm calling immigration. My radio dial smells like beans now you fucking beaner. YOU WILL LISTEN TO CELINE DION AND YOU WILL LOVE IT COMPRENDE AMIGO?!!?? Now clean the boogers off the bottom of my desk and chair and while you're at it, sniff my chair. Smell that? Yeah EGG SALAD BITCH!!

MICHAEL BOLTON RULES!!

WHITE POWER!!!

the end

Now, since I don't have any fresh pictures of beautiful girls and I am too durned lazy to make one, here's a picture of me last year when I had the greatest mushroom cloud mullet in the history of white people.

That's all for now!
Don't get caught trying to beat Michael Bolton for awesomest hair of all time!

Your favorite illegal immigrant,
merkley???

oh, one more thing... KITTEN WAR!!

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Toms Thumb is a gaywad.

Dood, your photographs rule, I drool, more Von Ivas please.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:57 PM

Alex Blagg is a gaywad.

this is the funniest thing i've read all day.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:15 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

thanks thumb.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:37 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

thanks alex.

your comment was the best comment i recieved in the last ten minutes!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:38 PM

Bridget is a gaywad.

I actually love some of the White "jazz" i have a thing for Matt Bianco with Basia. But more of a thing for men with mullets.
But I hates it when a Mariachi band saunters into a restaurant and always comes up to the table right as I'm about to deliver the punchline!!! dont you HATE that?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:41 PM

bardot is a gaywad.

oh man.

i love me some pussy.

i mean cats.

har har.

as for the mexican music- yeah!

VIVA LA SOFT ROCK WHITE PEOPLE MUSIC!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:45 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

bridget,
next time the mariachi band interrupts you, just sing along with them. it's not necessary to know the words, just sing the menu.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:57 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

bardot,

you know the funny thing is, the woman in the commercial is actually some asian recipe, which of course makes her white power feelings have that much more meaning and nuance.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:59 PM

Ben is a gaywad.

Ponga algunos retratos de polluelos, no de petimetres usted homo. Soy desilusionado muy en usted otra vez mi hijo.

Sinceramente,

Su padre

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:32 PM

Toms Thumb is a gaywad.

Side note- Sorry, but Grandma wants to know if I am allowed to use the euphemism, "Drivin' the skin bus into tuna town," if I am refering to an actual tuna fish?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:47 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

Impostador ben,
ninguem si liga no seu movimento,

vocé nao é meu pai, voce é um bichadinha mentiroso em arizona que tem o mesmo nome do meu pai.

obrigado por seus mentiras

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:59 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

thumb,

you can hump an actual tuna if you wish, but i would not recomend it. a bag of warm liver with a hole poked in it works much better.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:08 PM

bardot is a gaywad.

girlfriend in the commercial is just showing off her model minority power.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:15 PM

gaby is a gaywad.

ha, asian nuance. sounds like an appetizer.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:58 PM

gaby is a gaywad.

merkley, i think i just proved i don't read what you write & just make up stuff that makes sense.

like turning "asian recipe" into "asian nuance" then calling it an "appetizer."

and now i've confused myself all while trying to call you funny. im better at being mean. more concise.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:02 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

OH THAT GABY!!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:25 PM

Billy is a gaywad.

white guilt is the new black

p.s Kill whitey!*

p.p.s Voy buscar mis esposas y mi arme de fuego.

*Just joking... I'm pretty white myself.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:20 PM

Dashiell is a gaywad.

My favorite Asian recipe is peanut sauce chicken at Bangkok Bay. Tasty!!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:29 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

Dash,
Put some boobs on that and you nailed it.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:34 AM

Deleted is a gaywad.

Visual aides are always good. I could have done without Michael Bolton, but the picture of you was very nice.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:20 AM

Parker Pooser is a gaywad.

Where can I to learn abt it in detail?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:39 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

learn about what in detail?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:39 PM