The Worst Birth Defect Of All Time...

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can I get a drum roll?

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Taste buds in your butthole!!

Now here is a picture I took of my friends Von Iva in all their sweaty post show euphoria at Slims a few weeks ago.

That's all for now!
Dont get caught with your finger in your butt checking your butthole for the tongue that makes the fart sound when you fart. I don't care if you are only 5 and you really believe there is an actual tongue and you swear you can feel it because of the warm vibrating air that actually does feel a little bit like a wet tongue popping out and making the sound... John, my little brother.

Your number one salad tossing amigo,
merkley???

I promise I'll write something good and have more pictures of delicious ladies soon.
As for now -- take the bible poop quiz.