merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Glue Factory Bob & Dog Food Dale

June 30, 2005

Glue Factory Bob & Dog Food Dale

Glue Factory Bob and his brother Dog Food Dale are associates of mine. I can vouch for their collective hatred of horses. I once saw Glue Factory Bob disembowl a white horse with a spoon. He threw the guts at me, and although they were stinky and warm and the whole thing made me vomit, I have to admit, it was pretty funny, They are always doing shit like that.

Before you get all judgemental on Bob or Dale, they really do work in their stated professions. go lick a stamp to taste some of Bob's best work. Ask your dog how he feels about Dale.

But for the record, I do not agree with them or the things they write on their somewhat amusing horse hating blog, but because they are awesome human beings and they make me laugh as they say the most hilarious things as they beat the fuck out of the horses they encounter, I will side with them NOT YOU!!

I don't know where they live so don't ask.

That's all for now.

Don't get caught not laughing just because some stupid creature (no matter how cute) gets his guts ripped out.

Your brother in hating horses,

merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Glue Factory Bob is a gaywad.

thanks for the link dickhead.

we linked you back.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:37 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

you're welcome dickhead

you are the biggest asshole and waste of meat i ever met.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:37 AM

Dashiell is a gaywad.

Who knew that horses could be so sticky?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:32 AM

.Ophelia. is a gaywad.

I have seen you around...and this is the first time Ive ever seen your place. *looks around* mind if I link you?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:46 AM

Anonymous is a gaywad.

1. Pick something completely arbitrary as your subject matter, eg ninjas, horses or David Hasselhoff.

2. Take an extreme and entirely unwarrented stance about your chosen subject. Either extreme love or extreme hatred works best.

3. Write an enourmous volume of material (maintaining the tone of your chosen stance) in a slightly child-like and illiterate fashion.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:05 AM

Dashiell is a gaywad.

Well done, Anonymous! You've cracked the Code of the Internet! Bravo!

btw, i apologize for my jackassery this week.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:01 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

ophelia,

mind? i insist,

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:49 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

anonymous,

so what are you trying to say? i'm a genius?

sheesh.

tell me something i don't know.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:50 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

dash,

not only do you not need to apologize for jackassery, i think you deserve to be commended. i can't be the only jack ass. it makes me insecure.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:51 PM

Krista is a gaywad.

weird.
How far can a horsehating blog really go?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:53 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

krista,

well, it CAN go much farther.

I think the question is how far SHOULD it go.

personally i would say oh -- maybe one third less reading would have been sufficient.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:56 PM

gaby is a gaywad.

i think cows and horses should breed and make a corse, which would curse and spit and generally behave in an ill-raised manner.

thank you.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:56 AM

William Bunkton is a gaywad.

Anonymous said...
1. Pick something completely arbitrary as your subject matter, eg ninjas, horses or David Hasselhoff.

2. Take an extreme and entirely unwarrented stance about your chosen subject. Either extreme love or extreme hatred works best.

3. Write an enourmous volume of material (maintaining the tone of your chosen stance) in a slightly child-like and illiterate fashion.

I liked this post. I really did.

But when you are on your deathbead, like I am... you like anything.

Even farts.

But seriously, I did like that post.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:05 AM