merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: My Impression Of Old Age.

June 14, 2005

My Impression Of Old Age.

Aren't you excited?

click the gay ??? logo to play this hilarious audiopost!!

If somebody out there wants to listen and transcribe this audiopost for the penismunchers who can't listen to audio, please do and post it in the comments, then I'll add it to the original post. I'm just too lazy to do it myself.

That's all for now!

Don't get caught laughcrying and wheezing out a final gasp into the great lonely void!

Your succulent, nubile, fresh as a daisy hunk of pure -- fuck power,

merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

William Bunkton is a gaywad.

Get the man an Oscar.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:31 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

bunks,
you have to play a retard or a drunk to get an Oscar. don't believe me? look it up.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:14 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

I haven't listened to the thing yet, I just heard on the news there was a 7.0 earthquake off the coast of northern CA. and a Tsunami is on it's way? I hope you are on high ground and this thing doesn't turn out to be too bad.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:21 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Tsunami warning canceled...whew. Would hate to see all you weirdos wash away.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:34 PM

William Bunkton is a gaywad.

I'd love to see all the tramps lining up along the shore, parting their cheeks waiting for their free, salty enema.

What a sight that would be.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:36 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

That is exactly what old age sounds like! There should have been a thud of your dead corpse at the end though....

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:05 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

hey wendy and bunks,

don't believe everything you hear in the mmedia. the tsunami actually happened.

it was a tsunami of love, and it happened in my pants!

now let's all hold hands and sing about boogers!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:06 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Oh god, you made up with "woman" and got some...how is this going to be funny?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:42 PM

r/r is a gaywad.

you're not fuck power

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:37 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

ummmmm
ok
you got me.

but i definitely am PONY POWER!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:38 PM

The Snakehead is a gaywad.

This is my first time here, and after listening to that audio post, I have come to a tentative conclusion.

You're crazy.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:59 AM

invincibleoverlord is a gaywad.

you are so gay merkley.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:27 AM

gabrielle is a gaywad.

Wow, Merkley, not only are you the same age as my Grandpa, but you sound EXACTLY like him.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:16 AM

fugusashi is a gaywad.

I hope your blog doesn't keel over and die, too. It's been awhile since you've updated it.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:29 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

sorry about the lack of posts paula. i was busy sleeping and doing absolutely nothing.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:02 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

heay snakey,

thanks for noticing.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:03 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

inviciblewormydick,

"you're so gay!" he said as he pulled his penis out of the llama's butt and wiped it on his richard simmons'es semen sandwich.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:05 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby,

i AM your grandfather.

now come over here and sit on my lap.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:07 AM