merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: My Secret Vagina Ghost Name is....

June 21, 2005

My Secret Vagina Ghost Name is....

I am a fairly regular MySpace user and one thing that other Myspace users know is that there are lots of dumb fucking bulletins that get posted that will waste your time and leave you feeling used and dry -- chaffed even, with a blister sometimes and the occasional wart on your hoo ha.

For you, my dear friends, enemies, stalkers and the like, I made my own version of one of these little name games, but my revealing little puzzles will actually make you consider your own mortality and morality while laughing at the less fortunate. You will be shocked by how true and accurate, yes even telling, these little exercises are. Get ready for F. U. N.

To get your:

1. Out of Work Porn Star Name:
(name of first pet + last medication taken (in quotes) + street you grew up on):

mine is: Stash "NyQuil" Nottingham

And that's how these handsome fellas named their band! Great work fellas!

2. Redheaded Child Movie Star Turned Teen prostitute Name:
(grandmother's/grandfather's first name + favorite word meaning anus (in quotes) + de Los + favorite spicy treat + Jr.):

mine is: Floyd "PoopChute" de Los Nachos Jr.

3. Fashion Designer Name:
(Last fag you talked to + favorite restaurant):

mine is: Tony Castillito

And that's how these horny gentlemen named their band! Awesome job fellas!

4. Bitch/Asshole/Jerkwad Name:
(most hated childhood nickname + first town where you fucked somebody):

mine is: Professor Provo

And that's how these charming billionaire computer company executives named their band! Way to go fellas!

5. Lesbian Secret Code Name:
(brand of shoes you are wearing + Von + favorite petroleum product):

mine is: Crosstrekker VonGrease (or you can just call yourself SideBurns Tiffany or Moustache Lisa -- I don't give a fuck.)

6. TV Detective Name (cancelled after 3 episodes):
(favorite animal + high school mascot):

mine is: Chimp Jaguar

These guys have the look, the name, the mojo... Watch out USA! Exxxcellent work duuudes!

7. Whore/Pimp Name:
(your favorite fruit + last snack food you ate + "Bitch" as punctuation):

mine is: Tangerine Ding Dong -- Bitch.

8. Favorite Fag Activity:
(favorite authors last name + Last thing you licked):

mine is: Seuss Finger

And that's how these sweet, sheep humpin bitches named their band! Fucking tits yo!

9. Failed 40 Something Still Wants to Someday Be a Rock Star Name:
(favorite car + the car you own)

mine is: Riviera Eldorado

10. Missing Hooker Name:
(word meaning "nobody" + word meaning "cares" (Use a thesaurus if ya hafta)):

mine is: Zilcho Givezafuck

And that's how these church goin, greasy, panty waisted, grandma visiting, pedophiles named their band! Take me higha niggas!

10. Slave Name:
("Po" + Favorite basketball players last name + Simmons):

mine is: Po' Malone Simmons

I think these ugly gentlemen are mocking the plight of the North American Negro. Fuck off fellas!

11. Gay Rap Name:
(Favorite holiday treat + Highest level of education accomplished + your middle name twice):

mine is: Fruitcake Community Sean Sean

12. Mob Name:
( Favorite size drink + Tony + The smell that best describes your armpits after two days with no shower)

mine is: Medium Tony Meatloaf

13. Foreign Retard name:
("El Retardo" + your favorite foreign food ingredient)

mine is: El Retardo Jalapeno

And that's how these dashing bloakes named their band! What a weeeeird way to say "tortilla chips" Stupendous creativity fellas!

14. Secret Vagina Ghost Name:
(your complexion or skin tone + Mc + Your favorite word that describes things that are slightly wet)

mine is: Freckles McMoist

And that's how these foreign speaking motherfucking douchebag geniuses named their band -- umm, I mean orchestra! What a weeeeird way to say "Pasty McDamp" Tremendous imagination fellas!

15. Slam Poetry Stage Name:
(Your favorite racial slur that describes your ethnicity + Your least favorite third world shithole)

mine is: Honky Malaysia

I don't think these hypnotically alluring gay fag homos read the directions very well. I don't like their off color humor either. Better luck next time FAGGOTS! Go back to Sweden you fucking racsist queers!

Lovely swedish dance band photos courtesy of a fine gentleman posting on HeySuburbia.com

That's all for now!
Don't get caught floating around in some kids dark bedroom being all vagina ghosty!
Your, On The Level, No Bowlshit, Straight Outta Compton, Uncle Tom,
merkley???

Now you do it. Post your results in the comments section. This is FUN!

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

merkley??? is a gaywad.

to make it easy on you I have even made this lovely thing that is simple to copy and paste. i am nicer than jesus christ.

1. Out of Work Porn Star Name:
(name of first pet + last medication taken (in quotes) + street you grew up on):

mine is:

2. Redheaded Child Movie Star Turned Teen prostitute Name:
(grandmother's/grandfather's first name + favorite word meaning anus (in quotes) + de Los + favorite spicy treat + Jr.):

mine is:

3. Fashion Designer Name:
(Last fag you talked to + favorite restaurant):

mine is:

4. Bitch/Asshole/Jerkwad Name:
(most hated childhood nickname + first town where you fucked somebody):

mine is:

5. Lesbian Secret Code Name:
(brand of shoes you are wearing + Von + favorite petroleum product):

mine is:

6. TV Detective Name (cancelled after 3 episodes):
(favorite animal + high school mascot):

mine is:

7. Whore/Pimp Name:
(your favorite fruit + last snack food you ate + "Bitch" as punctuation):

mine is:

8. Favorite Fag Activity:
(favorite authors last name + Last thing you licked):

mine is:

9. Failed 40 Something Still Wants to Someday Be a Rock Star Name:
(favorite car + the car you own)

mine is:

10. Missing Hooker Name:
(word meaning "nobody" + word meaning "cares" (Use a thesaurus if ya hafta)):

mine is:

10. Slave Name:
("Po" + Favorite basketball players last name + Simmons):

mine is:

11. Gay Rap Name:
(Favorite holiday treat + Highest level of education accomplished + your middle name twice):

mine is:

12. Mob Name:
( Favorite size drink + Tony + The smell that best describes your armpits after two days with no shower)

mine is:

13. Foreign Retard name:
("El Retardo" + your favorite foreign food ingredient)

mine is:

14. Secret Vagina Ghost Name:
(your complexion or skin tone + Mc + Your favorite word that describes things that are slightly wet)

mine is:

15. Slam Poetry Stage Name:
(Your favorite racial slur that describes your ethnicity + Your least favorite third world shithole)

mine is:

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:31 AM

Digitalicat is a gaywad.

Where did you find those pictures? Is there a WorldsWorstBands.com or something?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:12 AM

Dashiell is a gaywad.

I know the Quinn Luke post was down there, but I'm posting about it up here, because that's what I do. I listened to his album online a few days ago. (Because that's the other thing I do; not pay for music.) It was pretty freakin' awesome. I just might break my code and buy it from him. Does he take food stamps?

I'll post your stupid name game answers, next week.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:20 AM

Bridget is a gaywad.

I'm Rufus Guacamole.
or Blooney Biddle Darkie
or Conjunctiva Bugerflikka.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:28 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

1. Out of Work Porn Star Name:
(name of first pet + last medication taken (in quotes) + street you grew up on):

mine is:Snow (Ambien) Boston

2. Redheaded Child Movie Star Turned Teen prostitute Name:
(grandmother's/grandfather's first name + favorite word meaning anus (in quotes) + de Los + favorite spicy treat + Jr.):

mine is: David (Sphincter)de los cane adobada Jr

3. Fashion Designer Name:
(Last fag you talked to + favorite restaurant):

mine is: Kim El Sombrero

4. Bitch/Asshole/Jerkwad Name:
(most hated childhood nickname + first town where you fucked somebody):

mine is: Breezy Las Cruces

5. Lesbian Secret Code Name:
(brand of shoes you are wearing + Von + favorite petroleum product):

mine is: Nike Von Vaseline

6. TV Detective Name (cancelled after 3 episodes):
(favorite animal + high school mascot):

mine is: Cat Bulldog

7. Whore/Pimp Name:
(your favorite fruit + last snack food you ate + "Bitch" as punctuation):

mine is: Cherry Cookie BITCH!

8. Favorite Fag Activity:
(favorite authors last name + Last thing you licked):

mine is: King Finger

9. Failed 40 Something Still Wants to Someday Be a Rock Star Name:
(favorite car + the car you own)

mine is: Avalon Elantra

10. Missing Hooker Name:
(word meaning "nobody" + word meaning "cares" (Use a thesaurus if ya hafta)):

mine is: Cipher Cherish

10. Slave Name:
("Po" + Favorite basketball players last name + Simmons):

mine is: Po ? Simmons (Basketball? what the fuck?!)

11. Gay Rap Name:
(Favorite holiday treat + Highest level of education accomplished + your middle name twice):

mine is: Candy Cane College Jo JO

12. Mob Name:
( Favorite size drink + Tony + The smell that best describes your armpits after two days with no shower)

mine is: Medium Tony Popcorn

13. Foreign Retard name:
("El Retardo" + your favorite foreign food ingredient)

mine is: El Retardo Chili Colorado

14. Secret Vagina Ghost Name:
(your complexion or skin tone + Mc + Your favorite word that describes things that are slightly wet)

mine is: Creamy McHumid

15. Slam Poetry Stage Name:
(Your favorite racial slur that describes your ethnicity + Your least favorite third world shithole)

mine is: CrackerSpic Mexico

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:38 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

This was fun! MORE, MORE!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:41 PM

Kevin is a gaywad.

#15 Slam poetry stage name= Mick Korea. I suppose my jazz pianist name would be Chick Corea. (I know many do not consider Korea to be 3rd world, after living there for 6 months, I do.)

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:44 PM

funkybiznatch is a gaywad.

1. Out of Work Porn Star Name:
(name of first pet + last medication taken (in quotes) + street you grew up on):

mine is: Pegasus "Mucinex -Lortadine" Eden

2. Redheaded Child Movie Star Turned Teen prostitute Name:
(grandmother's/grandfather's first name + favorite word meaning anus (in quotes) + de Los + favorite spicy treat + Jr.):

mine is: Rosa "Bunger" de Los Torta Jr

3. Fashion Designer Name:
(Last fag you talked to + favorite restaurant):

mine is: Aaron Le Cheval

4. Bitch/Asshole/Jerkwad Name:
(most hated childhood nickname + first town where you fucked somebody):

mine is: Clamydia San Jose

5. Lesbian Secret Code Name:
(brand of shoes you are wearing + Von + favorite petroleum product):

mine is: Adidas Von Carmex

6. TV Detective Name (cancelled after 3 episodes):
(favorite animal + high school mascot):

mine is: Panda Charger

7. Whore/Pimp Name:
(your favorite fruit + last snack food you ate + "Bitch" as punctuation):

mine is: Peaches Sesame Sticks Bitch

8. Favorite Fag Activity:
(favorite authors last name + Last thing you licked):

mine is: Cisneros Waterbottle

9. Failed 40 Something Still Wants to Someday Be a Rock Star Name:
(favorite car + the car you own)

mine is: Mustang Blazer

10. Missing Hooker Name:
(word meaning "nobody" + word meaning "cares" (Use a thesaurus if ya hafta)):

mine is: Tired-Ass Bitch Love

10. Slave Name:
("Po" + Favorite basketball players last name + Simmons):

mine is: Po Camby Simmons

11. Gay Rap Name:
(Favorite holiday treat + Highest level of education accomplished + your middle name twice):

mine is: Peanut Brittle BA two-times Alma Rose Alma Rose

12. Mob Name:
( Favorite size drink + Tony + The smell that best describes your armpits after two days with no shower)

mine is: Small Toney Butterfunk

13. Foreign Retard name:
("El Retardo" + your favorite foreign food ingredient)

mine is: El Retardo Chipotle

14. Secret Vagina Ghost Name:
(your complexion or skin tone + Mc + Your favorite word that describes things that are slightly wet)

mine is: Olive McMoist

15. Slam Poetry Stage Name:
(Your favorite racial slur that describes your ethnicity + Your least favorite third world shithole)

Wetback-Polack Vietnam

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:12 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

digicat,

whoa, good point. i shall correct the post immediately to give due credit. what manners have i...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:24 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

Dash,
thanks fine sir. we worked hard on that one. the next album is coming out soon. i think you will all enjoy it very much.

glad to see you back from vacation -- well, i mean, it was fun to see you on vacation too.

i want to hear whatever horror story that caused you to end it and post that bum out post.

i'm the only one allowed to write bum out posts -- didn't you know?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:27 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

bridget,
come on, do the rest. it's not like you are sitting there at work totally busy doing more important things.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:28 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,
my favorites,
the bitch: Breezy Las Cruces
the PI: Cat Bulldog
the whore: Cherry Cookie BITCH!

ah shit, they are all pretty good, -- but i think Breezy Las Cruces has real potential.

now go give yourself a King Finger.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:32 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

Kevin,

Is this GOLDING?
holy shit! I didn't even know you read this shit.

I was just talking about you (i often do) because i was telling the porta potty story the other day. it's the type of story that needs a witness to verify it. now i can post it.

You definitley are not a Mick Korea

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:35 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

Lydia,
Aaron Le Cheval = very gay, very designery.
Clamydia San Jose = very bitchy
Cisneros Waterbottle = FUN!
Po Camby Simmons = awww po camby.

but i thgink I'm gonna hafta start calling you Mustang Blazer

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:41 PM

funkybiznatch is a gaywad.

yeah man Mustang Blazer is like one of the most amazing potential nick name ever. Even better than Lucid Manipulator...although that one is pretty damn good. You totally should add a formula on how to make your Drunk Asshole name....

Even reading Clamydia San Jose makes me cry.
Figures that I should have the gayest of gay names...the whole fag hag thing haunts me i had to seriously think hard about what the name of the last fag i had talked to was because i had already talked to 3 fags by 11 am this morning.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:34 PM

lalalalani is a gaywad.

1. Out of Work Porn Star Name:
(name of first pet + last medication taken (in quotes) + street you grew up on):
mine is: Speedy “Pot” Polaris

2. Redheaded Child Movie Star Turned Teen prostitute Name:
(grandmother's/grandfather's first name + favorite word meaning anus (in quotes) + de Los + favorite spicy treat + Jr.):
mine is: Myrle “Ur-anus” de Los Wasabi Peas Jr.

3. Fashion Designer Name:
(Last fag you talked to + favorite restaurant):
mine is: Steev Nirvana

4. Bitch/Asshole/Jerkwad Name:
(most hated childhood nickname + first town where you fucked somebody):
mine is: Booboo Ogden

5. Lesbian Secret Code Name:
(brand of shoes you are wearing + Von + favorite petroleum product):
mine is: Camper Von Plastik

6. TV Detective Name (cancelled after 3 episodes):
(favorite animal + high school mascot):
mine is: Manatee Conquistador

7. Whore/Pimp Name:
(your favorite fruit + last snack food you ate + "Bitch" as punctuation):
mine is: Mango Hot Chocolate --Bitch

8. Favorite Fag Activity:
(favorite authors last name + Last thing you licked):
mine is: Dahl Teeth

9. Failed 40 Something Still Wants to Someday Be a Rock Star Name:
(favorite car + the car you own)
mine is: Classic Corvette Corolla

10. Missing Hooker Name:
(word meaning "nobody" + word meaning "cares" (Use a thesaurus if ya hafta)):
mine is: Nonentity “Heart”

10. Slave Name:
("Po" + Favorite basketball players last name + Simmons):
mine is: Po Noname Simmons

11. Gay Rap Name:
(Favorite holiday treat + Highest level of education accomplished + your middle name twice):
mine is: Candy Cane Cookies M.A. Angela Angela

12. Mob Name:
( Favorite size drink + Tony + The smell that best describes your armpits after two days with no shower)
mine is: Big Gulp Tony Musk

13. Foreign Retard name:
("El Retardo" + your favorite foreign food ingredient)
mine is: El Retardo Chipotle

14. Secret Vagina Ghost Name:
(your complexion or skin tone + Mc + Your favorite word that describes things that are slightly wet)
mine is: Blue Mc Moist

15. Slam Poetry Stage Name:
(Your favorite racial slur that describes your ethnicity + Your least favorite third world shithole):
Polymut France

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:38 PM

William Bunkton is a gaywad.

1. Out of Work Porn Star Name:
(name of first pet + last medication taken (in quotes) + street you grew up on):

mine is: Buddha Goodies (I cant remember the last medication I took, and it sounds cool enough without it)

2. Redheaded Child Movie Star Turned Teen prostitute Name:
(grandmother's/grandfather's first name + favorite word meaning anus (in quotes) + de Los + favorite spicy treat + Jr.):

mine is: Ray "Russel" de Los Chile Con Carne Jr.

3. Fashion Designer Name:
(Last fag you talked to + favorite restaurant):

mine is: Sheldon Vaucluse

4. Bitch/Asshole/Jerkwad Name:
(most hated childhood nickname + first town where you fucked somebody):

mine is: Blip Hobart

5. Lesbian Secret Code Name:
(brand of shoes you are wearing + Von + favorite petroleum product):

mine is: Nike VonFire

6. TV Detective Name (cancelled after 3 episodes):
(favorite animal + high school mascot):

mine is: Pangolin Magpie

7. Whore/Pimp Name:
(your favorite fruit + last snack food you ate + "Bitch" as punctuation):

mine is: Mandarin Toast Bitch

8. Favorite Fag Activity:
(favorite authors last name + Last thing you licked):

mine is: Gorey Toothbrush

9. Failed 40 Something Still Wants to Someday Be a Rock Star Name:
(favorite car + the car you own)

mine is: Charger Laser

10. Missing Hooker Name:
(word meaning "nobody" + word meaning "cares" (Use a thesaurus if ya hafta)):

mine is: Billy Cares

10. Slave Name:
("Po" + Favorite basketball players last name + Simmons):

mine is: Po Rose Simmons

11. Gay Rap Name:
(Favorite holiday treat + Highest level of education accomplished + your middle name twice):

mine is: Meringue Year 12 Rulani Rulani

12. Mob Name:
( Favorite size drink + Tony + The smell that best describes your armpits after two days with no shower)

mine is: Large Tony Dank

13. Foreign Retard name:
("El Retardo" + your favorite foreign food ingredient)

mine is: El Retardo Salt

14. Secret Vagina Ghost Name:
(your complexion or skin tone + Mc + Your favorite word that describes things that are slightly wet)

mine is: Tan McAbitWet

15. Slam Poetry Stage Name:
(Your favorite racial slur that describes your ethnicity + Your least favorite third world shithole)

mine is:HalfCaste Ethiopia

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:41 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

lalalani,
porn=Speedy “Pot” Polaris
Booboo Ogden = now THAT is bitchy.
Manatee Conquistador P.I., i'd hire your fat ass.
Mango Hot Chocolate --Bitch= colored hooker from jamaica --yeeeeahhh!
Dahl Teeth: sounds painful.
Big Gulp Tony Musk: YES!
Polymutt France: Shit poetry for sure, with hawaiian flare -- ALOHA!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:56 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

sir william bunkton,

Buddha Goodies : fat dude with big balls and snacky nipples?
Ray "Russel" de Los Chile Con Carne Jr.: Russel means anus?
Sheldon Vaucluse: can't wait for the fall line.
Blip Hobart:personal assistant to BooBoo Ogden
Pangolin Magpie: So you're a homo detective. Very liberal of you.
Mandarin Toast Bitch: Chinese and scorching hot.
Gorey Toothbrush: please god no.
Charger Laser: see you down at the pub Chargey!
Billy Cares: awwwww. so touching.
Po Rose Simmons: lots of women in your line up bunks.
Large Tony Dank: kills with a shank.
Tan McAbitWet: doesn't really roll off the tounge.
HalfCaste Ethiopia: please pleasure us with a poem mr halfcaste.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:06 PM

William Bunkton is a gaywad.

Buddha was a horse. Russel is local slang. Rose = Jalen Rose.

Merkley, I don’t meant to cause a fuss,
But I have a boring issue to discuss,
Clogging our blogs will not be a problem
If you email billybunks@xxxx.com
Otherwise shove your head up your russ.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:34 PM

Jack is a gaywad.

Wow. I didn't think it was possible to be more of a douche than Alex. But I may just have found the jackpot.

2 things of note here:
1) I really don't find what Alex writes on his blog to be even remotely funny. Like, in the least. It's all just stupid crap that, sure, could be passingly funny sometimes. Except there's one problem: it isn't. Something about his smugness takes away from the hilarity, however miniscule, of the whole thing. Maybe next time you see your good pal Alex you should tell him to write something that maybe I would laugh if it was in fact funny.

2) I have journals. Not blogs. The difference: blog are for people that have nothing better to do than to sit at home on their computers and write tired social, political, or socio-political commentary every single day. They are meant for other unsuspecting people to stumble upon, laugh at, and, in the process, make them look like utter geniuses to the readers. "Oh, wow...THIS guy hates Pitchfor Media too! He's saying exactly what I've been not writing down for years! Man, he is the smartest man ALIVE!"
Journals, on the other hand, are more personal things, intended to be read mostly by people you know. Which are what I have. As you'll see, from my "boring" journals, I just talk about random crap that happens to me so that my friends, who happen to find it mildly amusing, can read about it and have their mild amusement for the day. That's it. I don't claim to be "nicer than Jesus Christ" or any of that shit. Boring? Yeah, probably. I never said I wasn't. At least I'm not a douchebag about it.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:23 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

jack,
oh no, you're a douchebag, let's be clear about that. you are just suuuuuuuper boring. in fact, you just bored me sooo aahhh yaaaaaawwwwwnnnn sfbggcfzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:29 AM

Jack is a gaywad.

Clever.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:33 AM

Jack is a gaywad.

You were beginning to annoy me. SO I blocked you. Feel free to annoy me on my Blogspot thing, I left that completely open for you to be bored with.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:11 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

Blocked? Really? Dang.

it was such a nice place to hang myself or fall asleep ---- awwww.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:18 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Blocking, The pussies answer to not being able to come back with coooool burns. Who is this Jack.....ass anyway and why is griping about Blagg here. I must be out of the loop.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:40 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Ah, I figured it out. I went to Jacks blogs and now I am cured of my inability to go to sleep...I'm off the Ambien! Praise be!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:57 AM

DC Divas is a gaywad.

My friend and I really like your blog and we found this post to be extremely awesome! Keep up the good work, free entertainment is excellent!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:58 AM

gabrielle sarah is a gaywad.

when i was younger i always pronounced sean like "seam" with an n.

now i know its "shawn" like "spawn" but with SH in front.

but oh boy did your middle name cause some terriby embarassing moments for little gaby.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:31 AM

Anonymous is a gaywad.

hahahahahaha, that's so true! myspace rules!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:44 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

DC Divas,

Thanks! I'll camp at your blog for a few.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:08 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby,
well that pronunciation beats the way some french assholes have told me that it is supposed to be pronounced. which is:

seeawn

how gay.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:09 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

I'm just concerned you ate a ding-dong. That's some extreme action right there!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:50 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

Nothing warms my heart like the sweet concerned admonishments from Satan.

Thanks for looking out for me pal. at least someone gives a fuck about my health and well being.

Satan = Tough Love.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:14 PM

The Bees Knees is a gaywad.

1. Out of Work Porn Star Name:

mine is: Stumpy “Ginseng” Coronado

2. Redheaded Child Movie Star Turned Teen prostitute Name:

mine is: Erskin “Back Door” de los Acid Rain Hot Nuts Jr.

3. Fashion Designer Name:

mine is: Heinrich El Charro

4. Bitch/Asshole/Jerkwad Name:

mine is: Diarrhea Tunis

5. Lesbian Secret Code Name:

mine is: Puma Von Mein Öl

6. TV Detective Name (cancelled after 3 episodes):

mine is: Puppy Badger

7. Whore/Pimp Name:

mine is: Kiwi Chipwich-Bitch

8. Favorite Fag Activity:

mine is: Toole Lemon Sorbet

9. Failed 40 Something Still Wants to Someday Be a Rock Star Name:

mine is: El Camino Bayerische Motoren Werke

10. Missing Hooker Name:

mine is: Absolute Null Regardo

10. Slave Name:

mine is: "Po" Miller Simmons

11. Gay Rap Name:

mine is: Brandy Egg Nogg Grad School Holly Holly

12. Mob Name:

mine is: Half Liter Tony Vanilla Beans

13. Foreign Retard name:

mine is: El Retardo Toasted Cumin

14. Secret Vagina Ghost Name:

mine is: Reddish McDamp

15. Slam Poetry Stage Name:
(Your favorite racial slur that describes your ethnicity + Your least favorite third world shithole)

mine is: Aryan Barbarian Bangladesh

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:08 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

holly,
Stumpy “Ginseng” Coronado: ha! you said STUMPY.
Heinrich El Charro: I like the tight shiny shirts from the summer collection.
Diarrhea Tunis: Who the hell calls someone diarrhea? Poor girl.
Puppy Badger: She's a beginner but she is RUTHLESS!!
Kiwi Chipwich-Bitch: New Zealand slut.
Toole Lemon Sorbet : It never fails. this gormula always sounds like a fag activity.
El Camino Bayerische Motoren Werke: WTF?
Absolute Null Regardo: BEST ONE YET FOR MISSING HOOKER.
Brandy Egg Nogg Grad School Holly Holly: FROM COMPTON CALIFORNIA!!
Half Liter Tony Vanilla Beans: KILLED IN THE FIRST SEASON.
Reddish McDamp: I would run from that vagina ghost.
Aryan Barbarian Bangladesh: YES!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:29 AM

The Bees Knees is a gaywad.

I got my friend Smith to do it too, I'll pop that baby up next!

my first name is rhea and well ... the kids are mean, Merkley.

I was trying to get legit on BMW so I put "Bayerische Motoren Werke"

I think The Secret Vagina Ghosts should be the name of your next trio.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:22 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

Holly,
Ok, so, as you wish, we're a trio.

I'll be "Secret" on account of the >???< stuff.

You be "Vagina" on account of I think you have one."

Now all we need is someone to be all Ghosty.

What do you play?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:30 AM

The Bees Knees is a gaywad.

I want to be on spoons or washboard.

I also want that bay area peace activist with the saline filled you-know-what as the "Ghost" member:

http://blaggblogg.blogspot.com/2005/04/reason-1263959-to-love-living-in-sf.html

Maybe he emits some sort of organic noise.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:52 AM

Mast3er is a gaywad.

Someone here asked if there is a worldsworstbands.com... well no, but there is a http://www.worldsworstbands.blogspot.com check it out...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:09 AM