Plodmotstatical.

It's fun to put exclamation points after the word LAZY!!

Anyway, I am so LAZY!!!! that I am just going to use a comment I made on Bridget's blog as my actual blog post. If you don't like it. Suck on a turd.

Her post was called "Bad Words Nobody Knows" and this was my comment.

Here is a bad word nobody knows:

Plodmotstatical.

So few people know that word that even I don't know that word and I'm the one who just made it up.

Well I guess I know it now, especially if I read it again.

Ok I just read it again.

Although the chances I will remember in the future are pretty low, since its not very easy to say. I should have taken more time to make up a good word that would roll off the tongue like the word "BUTTER" for example. But I was too excited to get to this part of my comment, which is this part that I am typing right now.

also, if I was smart I would have given my word some type of definition, that is usually one of the best ways to keep a word around and make it popular. I suppose its nice to just have a word that means absolutely nothing.

I'm not sure how you would use a word like "plodmotstatical" in everyday language. Most likely we have already witnessed that word at the top of its game.

Wow.

Ouch.

And it was just born too. Nothing to look forward to, all it's best moments behind it. Born only to die on a little comment on a little post on a little blog on the huge, enormous, porny, internet.

Nobody is ever gonna google "plodmotstatical". But then again, who would have thought that the word "google" would get so huge?

Still, more than likely nobody is ever gonna say:

"Hmmmm now what's the word I'm looking for? (snaps fingers five times because that helps humans remember things) --- oh yeah, PLODMOTSTATICAL! -- that's it! Now what was I saying?"

The really sad part is that I invented that word and in the last paragraph even I, the word's own creator, had to scroll up to remember what it was, even as I was making the point that somebody else would have a hard time remembering what it was.

That word truly is fucked.

Now I'm bummed out. This whole comment, on that word, that I made up, that nobody knows, has made me realize my own insignificance in the whole scheme of things. I feel like NOTHING really means anything and that there is really no point to ANYTHING.

I think I feel , ohh --- I don't know --- there aren't really any words to describe how I am feeling..

Heeeeeyyyyyy, wait a minute --- looky there...

I think I am definitely feeling PLODMOTSTATICAL!!. Because I feel like I have no meaning and that word has no meaning which makes it an appropriate word to describe how I feel.

Crap.

But now that means that it has a meaning which means I can't use it to relate the idea of not having meaning.

I have a terrible headache now.

I'm gonna take a nap.

You know, that arm zit is right. You can learn a lot from an arm zit if you just listen.

Thank you arm zit. Thank you very much.

That's all for now!
Don't get caught reposting stupid comments you made on somebody else's blog as an excuse not to write something interesting!
Your LAZY FUCKING GOD DAMNED LAZY LAZER,
merkley???

(Best part is, when I was doing spell check, when it came to "plodmotstatical" it had no suggestions and asked me if it should "learn the word". HELL FUCKING YES LEARN THE WORD! Even better was later on in the post I had it spelled wrong and spell check REBUKED ME!!)