5 Fucking Pigs
That's all for now!
Don't get caught using ham jelly as a sexual lubricant!
Your CEO who is all about pigs rights,
merkley???
I have been thinking about kittens since 6:44 AM
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That's all for now!
Don't get caught using ham jelly as a sexual lubricant!
Your CEO who is all about pigs rights,
merkley???
FUCK FRANCINE!!:
funkybiznatch is a gaywad.
those pigs better watch themselves cause if i get my hands on them they will be 5 Fucking Slow Roasted Pigs. Mmmm pork.
Satan is a gaywad.
There should be more dead seahorses!
Which is why my favourite thing is the 'Ded Seahorse' on every friggin page.
marriedman is a gaywad.
Hi brother, I just wanted to let you know that I have a new site. follow your nose.....
by the way, i like to have my anal way with anerexic homo's.
Wendy is a gaywad.
I never had a condom full of speed explode in my butt...but I had a federal prison guard ask me to transport drugs in my... ahem...bagina to Chicago once. I think that guy is the 6th fucking pig.
Wendy is a gaywad.
Well, it is quite a tale. I just started my new crappy blog and if I can figure out how to do this stuff I will weave a yarn. Or something like that...
Satan is a gaywad.
I know, I know, Merks??? I'm attentive that way.
I also noticed that on at least one of the pages, I won't tell you which one because it should be a surprise and you'll piss yourself laughing when you finally see it, that it had a pig in it!
The Bees Knees is a gaywad.
damn, this is the college of pig knowledge round here!!
merks be gettin down to those german roots. krauts can't say one sentance without a schwein reference or two.
my favorite is when someone is getting overly friendly or familiar. A little tooo cozy. You can bust this:
"Haben wir schon zusammen schweine gehüttet ?!?!"
(Translation: "what, have we already sheltered pigs together ?!)
funkybiznatch is a gaywad.
hey man bridget came over for slow roast pork part 2 i made it a few weekends ago...that shit was delicious.
but fear not more pork will be roasted soon. very, very soon. i want to host a southern style bbq very soon complete with bourbon and sweet tea cocktails, red velvet cake, corn bread and other crazy southern delights. to gain entrance everyone was wear southern garb - you wil need to procure a seer-sucker suit and bridget will need to score a big ol' garden hat with an obnoxious floppy brim. i will dress as mammy from Gone With the Wind.
it will be magic.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
wendy,
it's about god damned time you started a blog. like duh. everybody has a blog and there still just arent enough.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
holly,
you're right about my german roots. how did you know?
was it all the nazi talk? the white supremacy?
merkley??? is a gaywad.
mm
you're still gonna eventually get fired for your nasty talk. just be making a plan b -- that's all i'm sayin.
funkybiznatch is a gaywad.
we all make mistakes that is what makes us beautiful creatures.
lucky for you i love to cook so as i said it wont be long before i whip up some muther fucking magic again.
i need to test cook my recipe for braised short ribs so there may be a rib off sometime soonish.
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funkybiznatch is a gaywad.
those pigs better watch themselves cause if i get my hands on them they will be 5 Fucking Slow Roasted Pigs. Mmmm pork.
Satan is a gaywad.
There should be more dead seahorses!
Which is why my favourite thing is the 'Ded Seahorse' on every friggin page.
marriedman is a gaywad.
Hi brother, I just wanted to let you know that I have a new site. follow your nose.....
by the way, i like to have my anal way with anerexic homo's.
Wendy is a gaywad.
I never had a condom full of speed explode in my butt...but I had a federal prison guard ask me to transport drugs in my... ahem...bagina to Chicago once. I think that guy is the 6th fucking pig.
Wendy is a gaywad.
Well, it is quite a tale. I just started my new crappy blog and if I can figure out how to do this stuff I will weave a yarn. Or something like that...
Satan is a gaywad.
I know, I know, Merks??? I'm attentive that way.
I also noticed that on at least one of the pages, I won't tell you which one because it should be a surprise and you'll piss yourself laughing when you finally see it, that it had a pig in it!
The Bees Knees is a gaywad.
damn, this is the college of pig knowledge round here!!
merks be gettin down to those german roots. krauts can't say one sentance without a schwein reference or two.
my favorite is when someone is getting overly friendly or familiar. A little tooo cozy. You can bust this:
"Haben wir schon zusammen schweine gehüttet ?!?!"
(Translation: "what, have we already sheltered pigs together ?!)
funkybiznatch is a gaywad.
hey man bridget came over for slow roast pork part 2 i made it a few weekends ago...that shit was delicious.
but fear not more pork will be roasted soon. very, very soon. i want to host a southern style bbq very soon complete with bourbon and sweet tea cocktails, red velvet cake, corn bread and other crazy southern delights. to gain entrance everyone was wear southern garb - you wil need to procure a seer-sucker suit and bridget will need to score a big ol' garden hat with an obnoxious floppy brim. i will dress as mammy from Gone With the Wind.
it will be magic.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
wendy,
it's about god damned time you started a blog. like duh. everybody has a blog and there still just arent enough.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
holly,
you're right about my german roots. how did you know?
was it all the nazi talk? the white supremacy?
merkley??? is a gaywad.
mm
you're still gonna eventually get fired for your nasty talk. just be making a plan b -- that's all i'm sayin.
funkybiznatch is a gaywad.
we all make mistakes that is what makes us beautiful creatures.
lucky for you i love to cook so as i said it wont be long before i whip up some muther fucking magic again.
i need to test cook my recipe for braised short ribs so there may be a rib off sometime soonish.
Post a Comment
