merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: A B C D E F U

July 14, 2005

A B C D E F U

That's all for now!
Don't get caught wishing poop started with another letter besides "P"
Your Favorite Word in Alphabet Soup,
Hmk Gietpz

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

kelly leigh is a gaywad.

merkley. that is brilliant. sorry. your more extravagant efforts to entertain me, have just resulted in confusion and alienation, but this simplicity proves your undying genius.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:38 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

kelly,

extravagant? what the fuck are you talking about? this blog is about boogers and poop.

i understand. those are two very very confusing topics, alienating even, due to the sheer extravagance.

i'm glad i could break it down to even a more pre-school level for you.

i'll try not to be so smart and confusing in the future.

me forget that:

dumb is smart and smart is dumb, cause me have finger up me bum.

anyway, thanks -- i guess.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:57 PM

Dashiell is a gaywad.

Wow that was totally worth the month that it probably took you to put that together. I can't wait to have kids so they can learn to read on your blog.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:39 AM

Inner Fonzie is a gaywad.

I think D is my favorite :) But... well... the other letters are ok too.

I liked the rhyming ones... (Hee hee hee)

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:30 AM

Bridget is a gaywad.

Will F. informs me that you get a lifetime free pass for this post

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:17 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Your new style of blogging is so awesome! Not only is it so funny that I am still giggling as I write this, but it is so graphics heavy that it takes ten minutes to load and I can can get all my other blogs read while I wait for my favorite! In this post "F" is my favorite, the little kids running from the French Faggot Fourth of July lovers is hysterical! A lot of work and love goes into these posts...can ya feel the love?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:53 AM

African Nipples is a gaywad.

I'm a Negro, whose gonna nurse me?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:26 AM

Inner Fonzie is a gaywad.

African Nipples... can I say that?! Is that PC?!

I imagine you can be nursed by chimpanzees, well paid french maids [which I wouldn't recommend since they run away from big cocks and fireworks] or hot russian women [which I *would* recommend... but don't take *my* word for it]... pretty much your choice there.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:25 AM

African Nipples is a gaywad.

inner fonzie, thanks for your recommendations? i prefer a suckling large hairy merkley???

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:24 PM

marriedman is a gaywad.

sweet fancy moses merkley???!I love you, and your teabagging negros. Genius doesn't even describe.....so I'll just keep talking about dog semen on my own blog out of shame.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:25 PM

funkybiznatch is a gaywad.

french faggot is one of my favorite things to say. and now it is one of my favorite things to read.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:43 PM

ScaryCheri is a gaywad.

yesss...second time I ever heard the word turtle head in that fashion.
Too funny

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:08 PM

~*Bettie is a gaywad.

I am fucking in love!

Honkey.

~Ty

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:21 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

dash,

thanks.

a month? that's what you think? i have been working on this piece for 20 years.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:14 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

inner gilligan

duude,
they aaaalllll rhyme maaannnn, you just gotta slow down and get with the rythym -- feel the vibe, let it flow -- poetry like.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:15 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

bridget,

free pass? william f. buckley? is he still on the comedy circuit?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:16 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,

ha ha -- you are a dial-up retard!

thanks. i'm glad you like it. probably won't always be that way, it's only a matter of time before i'm back to depressing posts about poop.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:18 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

negro nipples.

that's all i wanted to say.

thanks.

see you when you're all growed up.

good luck with that btw!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:19 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

married man!

THERE IS NO SHAME IN DOF SEMEN!!

HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH!! LET YOUR ASS TRUMPETS SOUND AND FILL THE SKY!!

seriously though, dog semen is some really heavy stuff. shipping is a bitch.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:21 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

lyds,

YEAH!! FUCK FRANCE!! THOSE FUCKING FAGS!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:22 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

scary cheri,

my mom used to get mad at me when i would excuse myself to visit my pet

TURDle --- really anunciate the D -- it's a great way to do it.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:23 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

ty,

get in line.

ha!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:24 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Merkley???, I know you are but what am I?! Yeah, too cheap to get the fast connect, I hoard my money...wear Kleenex boxes for shoes.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:32 PM

Lake Allison is a gaywad.

Do you want some rabies?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:23 PM

ScaryCheri is a gaywad.

I have no idea what this says....but...some how I thought you should have it, a gift, from my heart.... Consider it a cyber greeting card

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:27 PM

drunkbh is a gaywad.

This shit is too good!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:43 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

You are soooo going to hell. Loved G & H but who's canoodling with the dog's but behind the fence?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:45 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,

make me.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:17 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

allison,

rabies. no thanks. but if you could spare some chicken pox -- i'm all out of cereal.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:18 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

scary,

vomiting dildo. nice. it reminds me of the time i was playing the "yo mamma's so..." game and i came up with this one:

Yo mamma's so ugly her dildo can't stay hard.

what.-- shut up. i was in junior high. admit that rules.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:21 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

drunkbh,

thanks!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:22 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

satan,

the canoodler is none other than GARY COLEMAN!!

let's here it for GARY COLEMAN!!

speaking of midgets, the new willy wonka sucks.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:23 AM