merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Bing Ji Ling and Me TONIGHT in L.A. AGAIN!

July 31, 2005

Bing Ji Ling and Me TONIGHT in L.A. AGAIN!

at the knitting factory in hollywood.

bing's on vox and keys

adrian from no doubt is on drums

mirv and house, from lots of awesome bands are on bass and guitar,

and i'm doing all the important stuff that makes everything sound awesome.

if ya wanna be on the pest -- i mean guest list, leave me a comment.

whatsisname from IMA Robot will be DJing, and some other awesome fuckers will be playing before us. I can't remember who they are so there.

i'd love to see your ugly little faces -- wow, deja vu and shit yo.

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

The Bees Knees is a gaywad.

Be sure to invite lots of groupies back to your place and read them children's bedtime stories! Have lots lots fun tonight. I will pout all day because I can't go.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:27 AM

Ajax is a gaywad.

Rock and roll I love your band.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:42 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

If I had had more notice I could of driven the 12 hours there. Thanks fer nothin'. But, hey I hope you guys have a great night!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:19 AM

marriedman is a gaywad.

Wait!
You're a real person?
Holy shit man, I thought you were like me. All fake and horny, and with sixteen penises.
Fuck......

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:37 PM

Lake Allison is a gaywad.

I hear they clean their ears with palm trees in LA.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:24 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

I'm far to ugly and goat like to rock up to a slick LA gig.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:34 PM

marriedman is a gaywad.

By the way my friend, thanks for the link.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:20 PM

Digitalicat is a gaywad.

Christ, aren't you back yet? I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for stories of your big night at the club.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:43 AM

Squid Vicious is a gaywad.

I'm not anonymous anymore...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:36 PM

Mysterium Cunnilingus is a gaywad.

Arise Lord Merkley; I am married... to God

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:56 PM

pisscock mcgee is a gaywad.

Dear Bug Dick-

I'd like to attend your show in Laws Anjulis. Pleas make arrangements for me to get in at the door for free. Also, I don't want to see any niggers in there. We've discussed this before, Bug Dick, and I hope you'll keep up your end of the bargen. We don't have kikes and faggotry here in the Southe and I expect nothing less from your camp. Yu think yur hot shit cuz yu can slide yur skin bus into No Doubts bun crack but yer really not. I know you're in with the niggers!! The niggers will always lose! I have a crease at the bottom of my ball sack and it feels good when women put their tongue on it.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:22 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

holy pisscock,

i can smell the tequila from here.

wait -- sorry, that's just my armpit.

i think you might be right about the negroes, unless you're talking about basketball or brain surgery. black people RULE at brain surgery.

also -- hockey. the colored folk love a good game on the ice.

oh yeah, and swimming. -- i mean , drowning.

you know come to think of it. i'm a negro. that's why i am awesome.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:30 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

holly,

groupies are for slapping around naked. no time for bedtime stories.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:31 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

ajax,

thanks. see you at the next sf show.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:31 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,

we may be starting a residency at the knitting factory so you'll get your chance to pretend you never said that.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:32 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

married man,

16?

i only have 2 penises. you're a freak.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:33 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

allison,

nope. no ear cleaning in LA.

they don't call it stinkear city fer nuthin'

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:34 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

satan,

ugly and goat like is sooooo hip right now.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:34 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

digicat,

hmmn -- stories,

hot girls -- ice cream etc.. the usual.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:35 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

squid.

ok.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:35 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

mysterium cunnilingus,

is EVERYBODY drunk tonight?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:36 PM

sue is a gaywad.

merkley, you are a wigger!

I just learned this word, woohoo!

WIGGERS, all ya'll!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:17 AM

Princess_Sarah is a gaywad.

OH I am so BUMMED I didn't see this earlier! I can WALK to t he knitting factory! Merkley??? You should have a newsletter to let folsk know when you are in town, yo!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:51 AM

BorkBorkBork is a gaywad.

Hey, Merkeley???.

How does Bing Ji Ling sing like that?
Is he a eunuch? Or perhaps he sold his soul/first-born to Stevie Wonder?

Can you say when the new album is coming out and when is the next SF show? (bingjiling.com has 0 info.)

Enquiring minds want to know...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:27 PM

Anonymous is a gaywad.

You must be eating ice cream with super hot chicks.

Not to be a nag, or anything.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:01 PM

Anonymous is a gaywad.

btw, let me at those super hot chicks...I want to scratch their chicky little eyes out.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:30 PM

Szugye is a gaywad.

Fuck, Shit, Crap, Mutherfucker and things that make you say Hmmmmm??? No One invites me to shit. Well, I do get invited to a lot of shit. But, I don't like shit.

I cry almost every night because I'm never (well almost never), invited to the "Bing Ji Ling" gigs. Give a fellow Vegan Lover a break buddy boy.

I love hot dogs. All you San Fran Vegans can suck my Hungarian hot dog. That said...

Cool mutherfuckin art:www.szugye.com

You're saying, "But Szugye...your art isn't abstract or surreal...I'm just not into that." Well...FUCK YOU!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:46 PM

Anonymous is a gaywad.

let the comment whoring continue...

until we get another

BLOG ENTRY

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:42 PM

Szugye is a gaywad.

Fuck Mr.9:42p.m. You wanna fight? I'll kick your ass from Oak Street till the Tenderloin. I'll clean your clock. Kick your ass into next Tuesday, or some shit like that. It's late...so don't fuck with the Szugye man.

I don't blog...I fight. I'm pissed and depressed. Not a good combination. Oh yeah...sue me...you fuckin jerk off!

"It's all good." I'm just playin wit cha Mr. 9:42 p.m.

Mr. Dave rules the land of San Fran. He will eat you under the fuckin table. But...I will drink him under my butt. We all love Mr. Dave in homo land. We do. Really. Over...and fuckin out.

Mr. Suge.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:52 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

~where or where has Merkley gone, oh where or where could he be? Where or where has Merkley gone,he's neglecting my blogging needs.~

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:01 PM

9:42 Anonymous is a gaywad.

Mr. Suge,

You funny man when you mad! Come kick my butt. I likey.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:15 PM

sound-quake is a gaywad.

omigod that's cool, i'm totally gonna make a zine about you. do you have any merch i can buy? like, a belt buckle or a t-shirt or some shoes or something? or a frisbee, i could use a frisbee

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:27 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

suge!

drunkie drunkie drunkie.

it's becoming clearer and clearer that people only read my shot when blitzed.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:13 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

princess sarah,

next time for sure.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:14 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

bork bork bork,

bing ji ling is a girl.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:14 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby,

START a zine?

like you don't already have one. sheesh.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:15 AM

gabbriellesarah is a gaywad.

i dont have a zine about YOU, duh. i only had a zine about no doubt, and one about feminism and one when i was 12 about potato pancakes.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:53 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby.

liar.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:17 PM

gabrielle is a gaywad.

whoa massive deja vu and stuff. play in oakland. i demand it.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:27 AM

Inner Fonzie is a gaywad.

I wish I could get out there... that would be cool. I'll have to plan for a road trip. I've only been to SF on short business trips and never got a chance to actually see anything cool... except fog... or hear anything cool... except the same horns I hear here... though, they seem a bit less angry on the west coast.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:13 PM

The Snakehead is a gaywad.

was that english?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:42 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

no snakehead,

it was a secret language.

give me money and i'll send you a magic rabbit.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:44 PM

Squid Vicious is a gaywad.

WTF? You posted comments from the last "Bing Ji Ling" post. Hmmm? What's the story, morning-glory?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:26 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

squid
i was too lazy to even write a new post so i just changed the date of the old one.

that's why i'm a genius.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:34 PM