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July 21, 2005

Glockferk The Bunny Learns About Easter Eggs.





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merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:
Blogger Bridget is a gaywad.

egg farts. I have a terrible hangover. I dont want to think about egg farts or a mean bunny mommy

 

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bridget,

you must have kept on drinking then.

 

Blogger Bridget is a gaywad.

yup. and smoking. who cares?
I'm a bad lady

 

Anonymous Szugye is a gaywad.

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Mr. Merkley. I don't even know what the hell you're talking about anymore. I guess I had too many rides on the short yellow bus when I was a youngin. Jesus, Fags, Bunnies...it's all "greek" to me. Poo, Shit, and Fuck!

Fantastic Jazz Art:www.szugye.com

 

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szugye,

it's all pretty much a mystery to me too.

but that doesn't mean i cant talk about bunnies and what not now does it?

 

Blogger Wendy is a gaywad.

Sad bunny pictures make me happy. :) But, what the egg fart christian coalition?

 

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wendy,

sorry. but it's my job to tell the whole truth exactly as it happend. if christians don't want to hear it -- well all i can say is that they are missing out on the funnest part about being christian.

talking about jesus' terrible gas and ibs.

 

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I didn't say I didn't want to hear it, I was just trying to understand. I asked you some religious questions over at Satan's sight. (where better?) I asked if it was true that Mormon's pulled their religion out of a hat..literally, and I also asked if when Mormon's die do they get their own planet?

 

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wendy,

yes, josepf smith put some stones into a hat and looked into the hat (buried his face in it) and "translated" the golden plates -- which nobody ever saw. but he saw the words in the hat.

yes. mormons who are good get to become gods themselves after they die which means they can creat planets or dogs or just some other weird thing like a planet made out of jello and string.

mormons are very imaginative.

 

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I think the whole Mormon thing is fascinating. I would love to create a planet...there should be a video game like that. You know those games where you can build cities or create people (SIMS)? There should be a Mormon Planet creating game...jello planet, watch out for Kool Whip storms.

 

Blogger Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is a gaywad.

But Jesus was a Fag. Open sandals after Labor day, looking-messy-but-trim beard, lots of male friends but only knows one girl and she's a whore.

 

Blogger Digitalicat is a gaywad.

2 + 2 = HAM? Nice touch. I think I'm going to share this story with all the neighborhood children next year.

 

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your highness,

ah -- but that is where off in the distance we can hear a blad of grass taking it up the butt!

see? it's all in there. it's very deep you know.

 

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digicat,

when you share the story, it might be wise to wear protective googles.

boy cna those lower class folk spit when they get angry!

 

Blogger Lake Allison is a gaywad.

I used to work with Jesus at the tollway department.
We had to share a booth and WOAH those farts..

I hear he mops the viewing booths at a porn shop in Wisconsin, now.

 

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allison,

i believe the dude mopping is his brother cedric christ, not to be confused with cedric the entertainer -- not that you WOULD confuse them, christ being a skinny dude with a hackysack whle the entertainer is a colored fella with aids.

yup, cedric the entertainer has aids. i know because i stabbed him with the same knife i used to cut off magic johnsons hand.

oh yeah ,also,

gloria estefan killed herself today. at least that is my prediction -- ok -- it's just a hope -- that's all.

i never hope death on anyone.

it's not really possible to kick yourself in the nutts.

go ahead, try it.

 

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when i grow up i will only read your books to my children.

 

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gaby,

i wrote them all for you, our youngest reader.

 

Blogger bardot is a gaywad.

the bunny mommy speaks the truth.

i love your stories!

and gotta love egg farts. yummy!

 

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bardot,

she certainly does, she was there for the immaculate conception all the way up till thie whole nailed to the cross shenanigans.

she's an oooolllllld easter bunny.

 

Blogger Satan is a gaywad.

I think our sites might be parodying each others. I wish my pictures had pretty gay rabbits hating jesus. Oh well next time.

Gloria Estefan will live merks, I know her music gives people brain tumours, why would I let her die. Oh, but she wants to, yes she does...

 

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satan,

whats the going rate on souls these days?

 

Anonymous Anonymous is a gaywad.

I love you, whoever you are.

 

Anonymous dave is a gaywad.

This is the best thing I've ever seen. Truely you have been blessed.

 

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anonymous,

no. who ever YOU are. you know who I am. it is YOU who are the mystery. but thanks nonetheless.

 

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dave,

thanks kind sir.

jesus likes any ink he can get.

 

Anonymous Virgle Kent is a gaywad.

Thanks a lot Merkley, I was reading this story, and I busted out laughing so fucking hard, I farted. Something started to smell long after the fart was gone. I soon came to realize that im my joyus laugh/fart, I also shit my pants. Now Im here at work with a way smelly ass. Im going to have to blame it on the dirty mexican in the next cube

 

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virgil,

i'm glad i could help you relieve yourself of toxic gasses.

good thinking about blaming it on the beaner.

 

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