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July 01, 2005

Happy Birthday Mr. Blagg!!



My friend turns 25 years old today. That's 25 years of sheer Blaggotry and DoucheBlaggery and ScumBlaggery and Bilbo Blagginsery and Blagg Me With a Spoonery and all sorts of other Blaggy crap.

Go over and kick him in the balls.

That's all for now!
Don't get caught not writing anything funny for over two weeks now -- fuck, let's be honest, it's been months since I wrote anything funny. I promise it will all change soon.
Your promise breaking asshole,
merkley????


I have been thinking about kittens since 6:06 PM
  11 people pooping on parties

FUCK FRANCINE!!:
Anonymous Wendy is a gaywad.

HEY! Don't be talkin' schmack about yourself. You've got enough funny stuff in the archives to last 25 of Blagg's years!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:06 PM
 

Blogger Alex Blagg is a gaywad.

once there was a nag who lived with a hag whose son was a fag and washed with rag that made him want to gag so he put it into a bag and gave it a wag and a few years later ran into alex blagg. i hate getting older.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:34 PM
 

Blogger Digitalicat is a gaywad.

Dammit, man! I'm jonesing for more Merkley???. It seems like ages since you've posted something revolting.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:19 PM
 

Blogger Bridget is a gaywad.

my birthday's coming up too ya know...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:25 PM
 

Blogger Satan is a gaywad.

Happy Birthday Blagg

May your quickly dwindling days be filled with much merriment and mirth.

and Merkley... this site was meant to be funny? Hell, I've been taking you seriously all this time. Damn!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:29 PM
 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,
i wouldn't EVER talk smack about myself. I mean, why talk smack when i can DO smack--- wait -- isn't smack a drug? i meant do smack as in slapping myself in the face or openhanding my neck -- something violent.

smack. -- maybe i should start doing smack.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:06 PM
 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

alex,

quit that.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:07 PM
 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

digicat,

revolt, i will. repulse, i may. repoop, i don't even know if that is possible unless i eat my own poop and then re-poop it out, i'm not so sure i can promise that. it depends on how desperate i get for attention.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:10 PM
 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

bridget,

for your birthday i will get you five old cell phones to smash to bits,

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:12 PM
 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

Oh that SATAN!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:13 PM
 

Blogger Bridget is a gaywad.

merkley,
Dont listen to her, look: booze, chicks, fun! cake! god is in the
TV, but fun is real life, right?
you dont want smack, merkley, you want more fun.
i dont want to smash cell phones anymore.
I want to bust-up a car.
need help with hippie-name formula.
love ya, (and I dont mean to be flip, but hell, this is the internet)
b

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:36 PM
 

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