merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Snip & Snap in Chew as You Choose

July 25, 2005

Snip & Snap in Chew as You Choose

That's all for now!
Don't get caught eating a dog who ate a baby!
Your First Class Child Protective Services Agent,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Wendy is a gaywad.

Art mirroring real life! Brilliant. Are you saying at the end that the puppies are going to eat each other? Stupid Satan.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:07 AM

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wendy,
no. the korean lady eats them.

yummy.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:11 AM

melina is a gaywad.

aw, to hell with it, i'm tossing in my spleen for good with this one...tasty fodder for s & s, and, gosh!, snip and snap are two baaaad asssss mo-fo's.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:12 PM

Bridget is a gaywad.

this my favorite. A+.
"You ate my babies"
Vegans are delicious. Taste like
grass and hotdogs mixed together.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:51 PM

Lake Allison is a gaywad.

Perfect rhyme and meter.

Are you wearing tights?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:40 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

The picture of the dogs around the bush looks like they are scoping each other out. My favorite line is the tampon line. Who hasn't had a dog that would rifle thru the garbage for treats.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:01 PM

marriedman is a gaywad.

Merkley???, I just creamed my panties. You know what dogs do to me. Holy shit man.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:34 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

Awwwwwwww what a truely touching story. Not only did I get to make a cameo in goat form but you have a parrot that crapped out a brain. Vegan my arse, S&S were framed by that evil flesh eating parrot.

Nice work Merk???s

PS. Stupid Wendy, she ate my baby.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:44 PM

Anonymous is a gaywad.

you missed one under "If i was a dude named Farley."

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:26 PM

The Snakehead is a gaywad.

And now boys and girls, let's take off our clothes and play in the mud together!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:07 PM

gabrielle is a gaywad.

Cute bloody puppies! Was that original from the illustration or did you add blood smears? I want a childrens book with bloody puppies.

You should read the next story out loud.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:53 PM

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melina,

sorry to hear about your spleen, but from what i've heard, they're pretty much usless.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:29 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

bridget,
an A+?

do i get a star on my forehead?

i'll accept pudding.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:30 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

bridget,
an A+?

do i get a star on my forehead?

i'll accept pudding.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:33 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

bridget,
an A+?

do i get a star on my forehead?

i'll accept pudding.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:33 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

allison,

thanks,
i'm not wearing tights but i will if you want

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:34 AM

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wendy,
theu\yre watching for koreans.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:35 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

mm

i thought that might make you happy.

would you send me the panties if i sent you a SASE?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:36 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

satan,

but i was in no way implying that you in any way resemble a goat.

unless of course you do, in that case, basically, you're ugly.

too bad.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:38 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

satan,

but i was in no way implying that you in any way resemble a goat.

unless of course you do, in that case, basically, you're ugly.

too bad.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:38 AM

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anonymous,

what did i miss?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:38 AM

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snake head,

ok.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:39 AM

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gaby,

i added the blood,

but wouldn't it have been awesome if i didn't have to?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:40 AM

William Bunkton is a gaywad.

That was fucking masterful.

Best ever.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:03 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

thanks bunks.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:18 PM