merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Squawky Condor: The Baby Burden.

July 20, 2005

Squawky Condor: The Baby Burden.

Awe, I'm sorry. Did that bum you out? Well listen to these retards sing the Beatles smash hit "Yeddaday", courtesey of vintagetips.com.

That's all for now!
Don't get caught telling children the truth about how much pain they cause their wonderful parents!!
Your Straight Shootin' Hero,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Wendy is a gaywad.

Probably the most depressing post ever. I read the story while "Yeddaday" played in the background and when the line of the song "why did she have to go, I don't know she wouldn't say" played, I broke out into tears. Why, why did Mommy Condor have to go?? *sniff*

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:56 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

oh wendy,

i'm so happy that you decided to listen to the down's syndrome choir WHILE reading the story.

i did the same and had similar results.

condors are really assholes. now we now why. it's a vicious cycle. momma condor's parents probably starved her and told her she was worthless too.

put yourself in their shoes. you'd be eating stolen rotten flesh as well. don't you think?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:00 AM

marriedman is a gaywad.

Is it just me, or did everyone else find baby condor astoundinly sexy? Holy shitballs, I want to lick her beak and pound her baby condor anus.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:29 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

married dude,

married dude,

duh.

starvation + terrible father
+ abandonded by mother always equals hot chick.

it's your basic stripper formula.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:41 AM

marriedman is a gaywad.

Where is it that you get this knowledge? You are so wise.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:11 PM

Lake Allison is a gaywad.

Fucker..
I didn't sell you the rights to my life story.

God, I'm hungry..

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:51 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

married fella,

where?
oh that's simple, it's just the first half of wise-ass -- it's one of them thar two-fers.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:25 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

allison,

i don't have to buy the rights if i just kinda guesstimateifyilize the story.

i figured i could get pretty close. but i changed the part about you being a dead baby seal until you were 3.

so you can't sue me.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:32 PM

marriedman is a gaywad.

Ah, two-fers....thats what I tell that toddler down the street he's doing when I make him teethe on my weenis.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:39 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

People, people, momma Condor aint so bad.

She's here in hell and goes down like a horn-bill.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:04 PM

sue is a gaywad.

inexplicably depressing.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:04 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

satan,

if she's not so bad then why don't you marry her?

huh?

ever think about that mr. ladies man? you can't go on being single forever you know.

just do it. make an honest condor out of that condor.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:27 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

sue,

yeah, ya know, when it comes to the subject of rotten meat eating birds that hop around fighting of hyenas for scraps of rancid scrotum meat, i did the best i could.

but that little bird really is an annoyingly loud ungrateful little fucker. trust me.

next time i'll write about flowers that bring old people back to life and make babies stay cute forever.

ok?

ok.

anyway, i'm sorry.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:30 PM

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is a gaywad.

A mesmerising narrative; juxtaposing the issues of familial relationships and native American culture in a beautiful story. Profound. Terribly, Terribly, Profoud. I was deeply moved.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:32 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

sarcasm from the queen? i can't think of anything that could be felt so sincerely.

thank you your majesty.

god save your fucking ass.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:56 PM

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is a gaywad.

Pray don't be offended; I was only trying to come up with something clever to say and that was about the best I could think of at the time.- you see, I'm pretty stupid- sorry.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:40 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

your majesty,

that makes two of us.

offended i was not. i would expect nothing less from her graciousness and now it is i who feels funny, like a clown with his pants down.

any words from the queen are words to be relished and advertised.

i'm totally serious.

god save your fucking ass. TWICE!

BTW. thank you for sharing your snapshots with us. and thank you for gracing my internet blog with your presence.

ah hell.

God save your fucking ass THRICE!!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:45 AM

melina is a gaywad.

"the spin doctors"....hehehehe hahahaha...

i am a sick person, because i was laughing so hard at this whole story, several co-workers came over trying to console me...

then they read the story too.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:49 AM