Trustfund Pilldred & The Worm Express
That's all for now!
Don't get caught orally ingesting anal suppositories!
Your Frontline Man in The War On Drugs,
merkley???
July 22, 2005
That's all for now!
Don't get caught orally ingesting anal suppositories!
Your Frontline Man in The War On Drugs,
merkley???
FUCK FRANCINE!!:
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William Bunkton is a gaywad.
What do you call a Skeleton in a closet?
Winner of the 1996 Hide and Seek Championship.
What do you call a Skeleton in a closet?
Winner of the 1996 Hide and Seek Championship.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
william,
no need to throw your recent shame back 9 years.
but thanks for letting us know what you've been up to for the last month.
and i'm not counting to ten. if you're a champion, you can hide in five.
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holy shit! you're good.
william,
no need to throw your recent shame back 9 years.
but thanks for letting us know what you've been up to for the last month.
and i'm not counting to ten. if you're a champion, you can hide in five.
1
2
3
4
5.
holy shit! you're good.
Wendy is a gaywad.
Of all your recent children's books you've written, this is my favorite. I lkie cat's (have one), I like vagina's (have one) and I like pills...wait, that doesn't seem right. I'll come back later, I have to go take a pill.
Of all your recent children's books you've written, this is my favorite. I lkie cat's (have one), I like vagina's (have one) and I like pills...wait, that doesn't seem right. I'll come back later, I have to go take a pill.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
thanks wendy,
seriously, all the women i know are popping pills, (is it me?) so when i ran across these illustrations, they just screamed to have a pill popping afternoon masturbation story.
sometimes i think i am just releasing the subliminal stories these illustrators unwittingly laid out in their assignments. they just match up too well.
i just wonder how long it will be until one of them finds me and has a lawyer draft a cease and desist.
thanks wendy,
seriously, all the women i know are popping pills, (is it me?) so when i ran across these illustrations, they just screamed to have a pill popping afternoon masturbation story.
sometimes i think i am just releasing the subliminal stories these illustrators unwittingly laid out in their assignments. they just match up too well.
i just wonder how long it will be until one of them finds me and has a lawyer draft a cease and desist.
Lake Allison is a gaywad.
Cats do too masturbate!!
http://ericnuzum.com/blog/buster.jpg
I have a friend who talks like Michael Jackson and masturbates his own cat. It's the friendliest cat I ever met.
Cats do too masturbate!!
http://ericnuzum.com/blog/buster.jpg
I have a friend who talks like Michael Jackson and masturbates his own cat. It's the friendliest cat I ever met.
William Bunkton is a gaywad.
Merkley: I've missed you.
Wendy: We share the same zodiac sign and astrological year, but we aren't the same age, not near... You are old as fuck, whilst I am young and fantastic, but don't fret, I'd still fuck you... I don't care if you're ugly. I'd do it for blog bragging rights.
Merkley: I've missed you.
Wendy: We share the same zodiac sign and astrological year, but we aren't the same age, not near... You are old as fuck, whilst I am young and fantastic, but don't fret, I'd still fuck you... I don't care if you're ugly. I'd do it for blog bragging rights.
is a gaywad.
merks???, my sides are split this week laughing. my sphincter is barely intact...
praytell, is that a balalaika in pilldred's pill pad? or is it sven's? the things pilldred could do to incorporate that in her dull dreary alcohol-sipping, pill-poppin' masturbatory life...
merks???, my sides are split this week laughing. my sphincter is barely intact...
praytell, is that a balalaika in pilldred's pill pad? or is it sven's? the things pilldred could do to incorporate that in her dull dreary alcohol-sipping, pill-poppin' masturbatory life...
merkley??? is a gaywad.
bunks,
yeah well, i'm glad you're back too. if nothing else, maybe everybody will stop with;
where's bunks -- where's bunks -- where's bunks merkley, isn't bunks your friend? where is bunks merkley, i want to hear from bunks.
sheesh.
now go get yourself a reliable internet connection and stay regular.
and since when did my blog turn into a sleazy bar? if you two have some genital tension you'd like to work out, there are private chats and webcams for that sort of deal.
bunks,
yeah well, i'm glad you're back too. if nothing else, maybe everybody will stop with;
where's bunks -- where's bunks -- where's bunks merkley, isn't bunks your friend? where is bunks merkley, i want to hear from bunks.
sheesh.
now go get yourself a reliable internet connection and stay regular.
and since when did my blog turn into a sleazy bar? if you two have some genital tension you'd like to work out, there are private chats and webcams for that sort of deal.
marriedman is a gaywad.
Merkley???, knowing that everything that you write is filled with lies, I would like to know why you said that anal suppositories aren't smart? I am an anal suppository and I'm so smart I have my own really smart blog. It's filled with smart things. I fell so sad. So, so sad.
Merkley???, knowing that everything that you write is filled with lies, I would like to know why you said that anal suppositories aren't smart? I am an anal suppository and I'm so smart I have my own really smart blog. It's filled with smart things. I fell so sad. So, so sad.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
married anal suppository,
vengance and rage is for the smarties. sad is for dummies.
there is hope. but it's not very likely.
my advice to you is to enjoy your place in the butthole of life.
be HAPPY! good luck!
married anal suppository,
vengance and rage is for the smarties. sad is for dummies.
there is hope. but it's not very likely.
my advice to you is to enjoy your place in the butthole of life.
be HAPPY! good luck!
Bridget is a gaywad.
Oh boy.
I'm on pills and booze and sheepskin rugs.
didnt you kick DJ Sven out of your last party?
Oh boy.
I'm on pills and booze and sheepskin rugs.
didnt you kick DJ Sven out of your last party?
merkley??? is a gaywad.
bridget,
dont' you just love it when people force you to read their blog and make comments?
it's like you know, bakiing a cake and pushing it on people. when they finally say yum, you somehow are left wondering if they really mean yuck.
i want to write a story about retards but i cant find the right illustrations in a book that already exists.
bridget,
dont' you just love it when people force you to read their blog and make comments?
it's like you know, bakiing a cake and pushing it on people. when they finally say yum, you somehow are left wondering if they really mean yuck.
i want to write a story about retards but i cant find the right illustrations in a book that already exists.
Wendy is a gaywad.
Wild Bill, Yep, I am am aged, and uhh, yeah, ok, that's weird.
Merkley, no worries, even if this site turns into some freaky, sleaze bar I'll still come back.
Wild Bill, Yep, I am am aged, and uhh, yeah, ok, that's weird.
Merkley, no worries, even if this site turns into some freaky, sleaze bar I'll still come back.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
snakey,
thanks!
i was actually just reading your blog. nice honest writing over there.
blow job?
hmmm, maybe if i pretend i'm DJ sven and you pretend you're Trustfund Pilldred (i'm not so much in to the blonde princess types -- boring is right up my alley) -- or no -- i got a batter idea, i could stare at that ridiculously sexy picture of those boobs on your blog!
you should put that image on a shirt.
that would mean i was still straight right?
snakey,
thanks!
i was actually just reading your blog. nice honest writing over there.
blow job?
hmmm, maybe if i pretend i'm DJ sven and you pretend you're Trustfund Pilldred (i'm not so much in to the blonde princess types -- boring is right up my alley) -- or no -- i got a batter idea, i could stare at that ridiculously sexy picture of those boobs on your blog!
you should put that image on a shirt.
that would mean i was still straight right?
Bridget is a gaywad.
melina was asking about musical instrument that looks like a lute. balalaika?
how about a truce? I'll just bring over store bought things so I'm not tempted to push them on people. I really try not to. I didnt at your birthday.
It's hard being a jack ass, actually I think a girl jack ass is called a Jenny, what ever. Retards are easy to draw. Or better still, get a book about cave men, and just say they're too stupid to live in houses. neaderthals are the best
melina was asking about musical instrument that looks like a lute. balalaika?
how about a truce? I'll just bring over store bought things so I'm not tempted to push them on people. I really try not to. I didnt at your birthday.
It's hard being a jack ass, actually I think a girl jack ass is called a Jenny, what ever. Retards are easy to draw. Or better still, get a book about cave men, and just say they're too stupid to live in houses. neaderthals are the best
merkley??? is a gaywad.
bridget,
truce?
i missed the battle.
you can push your culinary delights in my face whenever you like.
holy crap. that sounded dirty.
bridget,
truce?
i missed the battle.
you can push your culinary delights in my face whenever you like.
holy crap. that sounded dirty.
The Snakehead is a gaywad.
Dude, I just realized your page looks so freakin' awesome when you're high. I'm so totally linking to you.
You better link to me too, bitch! Or I'll come over and give you a resting spot for your boys too.
Hahahahahaha......
Dude, I just realized your page looks so freakin' awesome when you're high. I'm so totally linking to you.
You better link to me too, bitch! Or I'll come over and give you a resting spot for your boys too.
Hahahahahaha......
merkley??? is a gaywad.
snakey,
ok you stoner homo. you are linked.
can i still get my nutt nest trimmed?
snakey,
ok you stoner homo. you are linked.
can i still get my nutt nest trimmed?
Satan is a gaywad.
I really like the story, well, the illustrations are crap, the plot makes no sense whatsoever, and I don't think it's all that funny. I hate it OK, but it leaves me pondering one particular question...
Where's Bunks?
I really like the story, well, the illustrations are crap, the plot makes no sense whatsoever, and I don't think it's all that funny. I hate it OK, but it leaves me pondering one particular question...
Where's Bunks?
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is a gaywad.
I havea question if somone would be kind enough to answer it for me.
I know what happens if you put a pill up an anus, but does anyone know what happens if you put one up a vagina? Does it still work?
I havea question if somone would be kind enough to answer it for me.
I know what happens if you put a pill up an anus, but does anyone know what happens if you put one up a vagina? Does it still work?
merkley??? is a gaywad.
Satan,
I LOVED the muppet show! thanks for reminding me of those geezers in the balcony.
Satan,
I LOVED the muppet show! thanks for reminding me of those geezers in the balcony.
merkley??? is a gaywad.
Queen,
Might I suggest that her highness conduct an experiment?
perhaps start with a tic tac or an m&m or a rock of crack cocaine.
please share your results.
Queen,
Might I suggest that her highness conduct an experiment?
perhaps start with a tic tac or an m&m or a rock of crack cocaine.
please share your results.
Satan is a gaywad.
Actually I feel a little like this everytime I come to your blog...
It’s time to play the music.
It’s time to light the lights
It’s time to meet the Muppets
On the Muppet Show tonight.
It’s time to put on makeup.
It’s time to dress up right
It’s time to raise the curtain
On the Muppet Show tonight.
("Two old guys - Statler and Waldorf in the balcony")
Why do we always come here
I guess we’ll never know
It’s like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
And now let’s get things started...
Why don’t you get things started...
It’s time to get things started...
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This...is...what...we...call...the...Muppet...Showwwww!"
(Gonzo blows his trumpet)- or at least attempts to...
PS - Is the Queen talking about the pill or the vagina?
Actually I feel a little like this everytime I come to your blog...
It’s time to play the music.
It’s time to light the lights
It’s time to meet the Muppets
On the Muppet Show tonight.
It’s time to put on makeup.
It’s time to dress up right
It’s time to raise the curtain
On the Muppet Show tonight.
("Two old guys - Statler and Waldorf in the balcony")
Why do we always come here
I guess we’ll never know
It’s like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
And now let’s get things started...
Why don’t you get things started...
It’s time to get things started...
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This...is...what...we...call...the...Muppet...Showwwww!"
(Gonzo blows his trumpet)- or at least attempts to...
PS - Is the Queen talking about the pill or the vagina?
merkley??? is a gaywad.
gaby,
you may be right. still, she probably shouldn't be doing what she did with them.
and DJ Sven is still a douchebag.
gaby,
you may be right. still, she probably shouldn't be doing what she did with them.
and DJ Sven is still a douchebag.
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