merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: 13 Brand Spanking New Ways To Say "Take a Dump"

August 08, 2005

13 Brand Spanking New Ways To Say "Take a Dump"

"Every time you take a dump you should announce it. And every time you should announce it in a totally new way. Then your shitcrap life will finally be super and all the people around you will hate you less. Face it. you could use the help.

Here I made up some new ones just now;

You'd stand up and say; "Pardon me you weeegs, but I need to excuse myself to..."

1. Let Gary Coleman out of my butthole.

2. Free Mumia.

3. Cook some major meatballs.

4. Feed the homeless.

5. Email Senator Brown.

6. Oompaa Loompa Poopadee Poo.

7. Pay my respects to Tupac -- I mean Poopac.

8. Deport some illegals.

9. Update my bLOG.

10. Donate major blood.

11. Bake a major potato.

12. Check on the meatloaf.

13. FREE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' SLAVES!!!

NOW YOU DO IT!

That's all for now!
Don't get caught thinking: "Hey, don't blame me that poop is brown. I'm not Jesus."
Your scatalogical fudge factory foreman,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Satan is a gaywad.

My old man used to work as a scatengineer at the crapper factory. He'd leave a room and say

14. Just going to bank my pay cheque.

It would have been funny except for the smell.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:39 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

satan

poo check?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:03 AM

60 Caliber Machine Gun is a gaywad.

"Send a raft to Mexico"

(Politically correct comment so as not to offend any spicks, beaners, wetbacks, chile chompers, mojados, or illegals)

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:37 AM

Squid Vicious is a gaywad.

15. Restock the stream with Brown Trout.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:42 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

I'll think about this and come back with one...I have to stop laughing form #6 first. I'm totally going to use that one, totally, fer sher.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:05 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Hey wait a minute...girls dont poo. We say: "Let's stop at the next rest stop, I have to pee."

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:08 AM

b is a gaywad.

drop the kids off at the pool

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:08 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

60,

it's CUBA that needs the rafts, i'm not sure what mexico needs besides more white people.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:08 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

squid,

brown.. ha ha!

rainbow or green would have been acceptable too.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:09 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,

all i ever talk about is butts and poop now.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:10 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

b,

that's an old one. you're supposed to make up a new one.

at least you picked one of the best ones ever.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:11 PM

b is a gaywad.

meh

i leave the creative genius to you freaks, im just here to back up w the classics occasionally

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:41 AM

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