merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: And On the 7th Day, Jesus Made Your Nuttsack

August 13, 2005

And On the 7th Day, Jesus Made Your Nuttsack

HA! Another audio post.

Oh yeah, and why not watch what a superb fighter Butterface is.

That's all for now!
Don't get caught doing tricks with your underpants in front of grandma,
Your -- you know, you know what I'm talking about,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

This post kinda reminds of that time this morning I went to walk my dog and I caught the neighbourhood crack whore scarfing down some skanky homeless dude's genitals in my building's parking lot.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:58 AM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

**shudder**

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:58 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

poopee,

what a bummer. i read your comment in the middle of my breakfast.

THANKS A LOT!

ha ha -- you said "scarfing" -- "gobbling" would have also been sweet.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:05 AM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

my pleasure.

acutally my pleasure would be when i touch my totally sweet and not stinky jesus-given genitals.

ahem.

anyway, fuck robin williams, i think you totally look like kevin kline in your new photo.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:43 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

you know, i've heard that before, i dont see it, but kevin kline certainly does resemble some relatives of mine.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:18 PM

gabrielle is a gaywad.

your dog fighting reminds me of my dog fighting, only about 30 seconds into the fight my dog would be guarding her food dish

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:39 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby
you mean she quits the fight and decides to go guard it? or is that how the fight starts?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:15 PM

Lake Allison is a gaywad.

I love the way you say "genitals".

Makes me want to rub mine all over the church pew.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:41 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

I love his "i'm so going to tear you to shreads" growling.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:18 PM

gabrielle is a gaywad.

she quits the fight for a quick snack. then when i get bored and walk away, she chases me and throws her teeth at my foot.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:36 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

it was Butterface I heard in the woods this weekend, I thought it was a raccoon...vicious!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:15 AM

Yana is a gaywad.

Butterface and I go waaay back.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:48 PM

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