merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Guess How Lazy I Am.

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August 12, 2005

Guess How Lazy I Am.

I'm soooo lazy, that I'm not even going to write a new post, Instead I'm just posting an audio post of me reading my last post because you all hated it so much. See what you get? Now scroll down to hear a monotonous slow interperetation of my own god damned poop. The audio post is in the original post.

That's all for now!
Don't get caught,,,ugh, i'm too lazy too think of anything clever.
Your --- um --- ah fuck it,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

thanks for the audio post.

I'm totally crushing on you Merkley???

Mostly because of the way you said vaaaaaaaagiiiiiiinanaaaaaaahhhhh....

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:15 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

Poopee,

totally, that always gets the ladies revved up.

here, listen to this -- shhhh -- listen

peeeeennnnniiiiisssssss.

huh? huh? yeah -- that's what i'm talkin' bout.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:40 AM

nali is a gaywad.

Dude. That was funny but you cheated.
Only 12 "don't get caught"s when you wrote 13!!!!!
Not like I counted or anything.
I mean I wasn't really listening to you AawwwwDEEEEEOOO post.
It's not like I'm interested and shit.
I'm just bored.
Now don't get all fucking conceited and shit and think I like you.
I DON'T LIEKELKEIKLEK E you.
That would be gay.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:00 PM

nali is a gaywad.

nali is lani.
blogger is lame.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:01 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

lani,

i was just seeing if you were paying attention. and you were. your prize is a punch in the arm. i'll give it to you next time i see you.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:30 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

hearing you read it is like hearing it for the first time. I understood the small nuances more better.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:12 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,

i wish i enjoyed hearing them more, i'd do aoudio post for all my blind, illiterate and retarded friends more often.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:56 PM

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