merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: I Believe That Children Are Our Future.

August 26, 2005

I Believe That Children Are Our Future.

That's all for now.
Don't get caught attributing your own heavy bullshit to random innocent first graders.
Your, Dyed In The Wool Sweater Owner,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

These are so funny I think I just peed a little.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:49 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

ha ha.

you said peed.

pee is in your name twice. this is one of the main reasons i like you.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:54 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

Oooohhh! That's so sweet!!!

oops...there I did it again....

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:13 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Are you confessing thru these kids? I think these incidents are to random to be ficticious...bubble blower.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:46 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

hmmn -- if it's possible to confess for all your neighbors and siblings and yourself as well as make up stuff and say things you thought of doing but didn't get around to doing, then i suppose i am.

but yeah, don't squirt soap up your peehole, just don't.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:50 PM

Inner Fonzie is a gaywad.

LOL! Ok... I hope no one knows my true identity... but yeah... don't get soap in your peehole. I rubbed one off with a bar of soap in the bathtub when I was like 14... while it was probably the best handjob I gave myself until I found the joys of lube many years later, it burned like a motherfuck every time I peed for like 3 days.

Kept me chaste for like a whole week.. well.. self chaste... But, I felt fresh as an irish spring...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:35 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

fonz

haha,

i actually squirt a whole giant squirt of bubble bath straight up in there thinking i would pee bubbles, but no, it just dribbled out.

i dont suppose there is a more pathetically hilarious sight than a seven year old crying as he pees because he wanted bubble pee.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:00 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

just reading that made my "parts" hurt...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:44 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

BwaHahahahahaha - Back with a vengence, love it!

Although I'm still finding it hard to believe the One-eyed Pirate came home today, take that Geriatric Vestibula Disease! When we left, the vet said dont expect him to last but I'm more convinced than ever he's one tough little bastard.

Thanks for letting me use your comments and our shared experience to act like a fag. On with the mirth!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:04 AM

The Bees Knees is a gaywad.

there must be a correlation between deviant little white boys and sweater vests.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:26 AM

The Snakehead is a gaywad.

Merkley, never procreate.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:54 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

oh snake,

you don't mean that.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:04 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

satan,

that's good news, keep that bag of bones rattling around as long as you can.

keep us updated.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:05 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

holly,

sweater vests equal good times on every race,
but WHITE POWER!! nonetheless.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:07 AM

Squid is a gaywad.

You weren't supposed to know about the gerbil. Besides, where'd you get my picture? As I was reading this I was thinking, "What kind of idiot would squirt bubble solution into his peehole?" Well now I know just what kind of idiot would.
I had a friend once who would rub a bit of cocaine on his peehole. he said it would work like a charm. I wouldn't know. Besides, The Drugs Had No Effect On Me!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:19 PM

Inner Fonzie is a gaywad.

What? Did it make his penis all sweaty and skittish?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:01 PM

Dashiell is a gaywad.

Only crap. I had to do a double take because I thought one of those pictures was me.

And that burning bubble pee stuff is no joke. When I was 4 I got a weiner infection (technical term) thanks to Mr. Bubble Bubble Bath. I wasn't intentionally trying to get bubble pee, but you know ... stuff happens.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:39 PM

funkybiznatch is a gaywad.

fucking babies....and don't try to tell me these assholes aren't babies...they are close enough...fucking kids. boo kids.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:05 PM