Oh man, This is Freaky, Get Ready to Get Totally Freaked Out. Man, Weird, I Swear I Got The Chills.

I did this game on MySpace and it claimed to be like 95% true. Being the intuitive type, I made a few minor, but very important edits and I can now guarantee that it is at LEAST 99.9% true.

So either grab a writing utensil and something to write on, or just remember your answers.

Don't peak at the answers, cause it ruins it.

Have fun.











1) Write the name of a person of the opposite
sex. (unless you're a homo, then go deal with your AIDS. You have no time for games.)






2) Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?








3) Your first initial?










4) Your month of birth?











5) Which color do you like more, black or white?














6) Name of a person of the same sex as yours.












7) Your favorite number?










8) Do you like California or Florida more?














9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more?









10) Write down a wish. (A realistic one).


ArE YoU dONE?
iF S0 SCR0LL D0WN.
(D0N'T CHEAT... iM WATCHiNG Y0U...)
.
..
...
....
.....
......
.......
........
.........
..........
...........
..........
.........
........
.......
......
....
...
..
.
THE ANSWERS:

1. This person is completely sick and tired of your bullshit, they pretend to like you but the reality is, they have their eye on someone else and secretly hope you'll just disappear. If you have one decent bone in your body, lose their number. Or slash their throat for being such a heartless weeeg.

2. If you chose:

Red - You pour ketchup on your weeeg and it is weird. This is one of the main reasons the person that you wrote down hates you. Stop saving your scabs. I can totally see your tampon.

Black - You should Just admit that being whipped by whitey is way better than being shot in the eye in a drive by because some crackdick Crip wanted some other negro's sneakers. Slaves didn't have to worry about shoes. They didn't need them. Black people's feet are naturally sneakers.

Either that or you are goth. Poor kadaver. Johnny Depp sucks.

Green - Why you disgusting freak. You used to scrape the underside of your school desk so you could sprinkle the booger dust on your weeeeg. Blow your nose.

Blue - Nobody that isn't your sister will touch your weeeeg voluntarily. You also like to pretend that your peehole can sing like Patsy Cline and you smell like and egg sandwich. You should totally smell your finger right now. See?

Yellow- PEE. You like it. Exercise your sphincter. Your farts are leaking.


3. If your initial is:

A-K You already have cancer. Go to the doctor or drive of a cliff. Stick cigarettes in your ears and scream like a fag. I really don't care you Chemo Fucking Turtleheaded, Wheezing, Leaking, Microwave Death Turd.

L-R You have a vagina and it's broken. For the love of pastrami, use some fucking Chapstick™ on that weeeg.

S-Z Your name is Herman Davis and you have been suffering from amnesia ever since you attempted to fiddle your weeeg with an eggbeater (look at your mangled weeeg if you don't believe me). Your family stopped looking for you ten minutes after you dissappeared but you should call them anyway because frankly, your family sucks balls and they deserve to be punished with your presence.


4. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: You like to twist your nipples with nuttcrackers that look like Gary Coleman.

April-June: You are an articulate negro and would do well in govenment.

July-Sep: You are a double amputee and you owe me 20 bucks you fucking flakey gimp. Don't make me saw off the rest of your stupid looking nubs.

Oct-Dec: You are a homo and I already told you that you shouldn't be playing this game. Your legions are leaking. Go get some gauze you fucking puss bag. Also. I have one quart of fresh frozen pygmie jizz I'll sell you for 7 bucks. It won't cure your AIDS but it's fun to put in a squirt gun and it makes a decent salad dressing.

5. If you chose...

Black: Punch yourself really hard in the weeeg until it turns black because guess what, You love that kind of shit. Freak. Your body piercings look gay. BARF.

White: You love your beautiful white brothers and sisters WHITE POWER!! You will totally go to heaven because Jesus has a boner for your type. Seriously, you are FUCKING AMAZING!! Holy shit, the glory of your superior race! Think about it. Now pat yourself on the weeeg and get back to keeping minorities poor and stupid. oh yeah, SEAL OFF THE BORDERS! Kick a mexican. Slap a chink.


6. This person saves your poop. Don't believe me? Next time you poop, watch how they go in the bathroom right after you. It's true. Brush you teeth.

7. This is how many people are talking shit about you right now. None of them are lying. Your posture stinks. Sit up straight.

8. If you chose:
California: You are from Montana and you have a parakeet named Greg. Also herpes. Wash your taint.

Florida: Nice shiny shirt homo. Stop masturbating on the tanning lotion bottle.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You wish you could hump a sack of garbage on a waterbed filled with snot.

Ocean: You wish you could hump a dead seal and fingerbang a dolphin. You wish your name was Carl Horowitz. Seriously though, they have treatments for that acne. Look into it.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN
in one hour and you give a newborn baby a hickey on its weeeg.

THANKS FOR PLAYING!!

That's all for now!
Don't get caught inventing the awesome new word weeeeg!
Your amazing psychic wonderman,
merkley???