merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Be-cause The Gaaayy-yest, Love of All, Is Hap-puh-neen To Peeeee.

September 25, 2005

Be-cause The Gaaayy-yest, Love of All, Is Hap-puh-neen To Peeeee.

That's all for now.
Don't get caught flicking boogers at specified targets because it's way harder than you'd think and it's not like the supply of boogers is endless so you really do have to concentrate and you might even be tempted to get the booger back to try again and that's just a bad idea all together.
Your Stopwatch and Silver Dollar Stealing, Hooky Playing, Baker of The Century,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Wendy is a gaywad.

The booger flicking thing is good fun. I remember my cousins (all boys) playing that game and laughing like crazy. Although, they may have been flicking them on me...or each other, either way it was hysterical.

Just the other day in the car I stuck my finger up Squid's nose to annoy him while waiting at a light. He then stuck his finger up my nose, I told him not to, cuz I will win. He did it anyway and I blew snot on him. He had it on his hand while driving and I was cracking up. Then he played like it was super gross, and he was mad so I licked it off his hand...Is that bad?

Hey, he and I play grosser than gross all the time...I always win.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:48 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

there is NO WAY you licked it off. please say it isn't so.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:51 PM

Squid Vicious is a gaywad.

Oh yes she did. Shit like that just ain't in the marriage handbook. I figured she'd just lick her finger and stick it in my ear, not blow snot all over my hand. Live and learn, live and learn.

I never did like booger flicking. I preferred to hone my spitting skills. In "The Outlaw Josie Wales", Clint was always spitting tobacco juice on bugs and lizards. This movie greatly influenced my young life...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:03 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Hey, it was my snot, it came from my body. I was probably going to sniffle it away anyway.

We're married, trust me when I say there isn't many bodily fluids we haven't shared or seen...that is the problem with being human. Fluids.

It's not like I ate a chewed up Big Mac off his tongue...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:29 PM

shelia mighty ocean wind is a gaywad.

i'd pretend to trip and wipe my boogers on someone's back. there's terrific video footage of me wiping my boogers on some girl at my kindergarten graduation.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:53 PM

Squid Vicious is a gaywad.

I am putting together a mix tape for you, bro. I feel that you need some blog drama music to, you know, help you adjust. I don't have all of them yet, but here's what I've got so far:
Poison - Alice Cooper;
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division;
Bloodstains - Agent Orange;
I Can't Make You Love Me - Bonnie Riatt;
The Bitch Song - Bowling for Soup;
Get Your Shit Together - Danger Danger;
Actually, the whole Danger Danger - SCREW IT album...

I hope to be able to get this together for you soon. Can I have your address? Maybe I'll just deliver it myself...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:39 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,
time for me to vomit.

yay!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:26 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

sheila,

yes, the old wipe and run. classic.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:26 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

squid,

dude -- rad bro, n'shit dude bro.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:27 PM