merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Do Not Fart In The Shower.

September 30, 2005

Do Not Fart In The Shower.

Because you may as well just boil a turd and put your head in the steam and take a deep breath. It's exactly the same thing. Exactly.

Now, here are a few pictures from monday night when Jade, Rohini, and I went to The Make-Out Room and got drunk enough murder the whole world.

Jade With my foster dog, Snortzle Weirdeye Mcteeth.

Rohini with the biggest wine glass allowed by law.

That's all for now.
Don't get caught getting plastered on a Monday with two disgustingly ugly old hags!
Your Favorite Bad Example,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Satan is a gaywad.

The 3rd is spectacular, the last with is a little 'Uma Thurman Wannabe' and made me want to boil poop and inhale... OK, maybe nothing that extreme but I had to fit the poop joke in somehow.

Keep up the good work.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:19 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

thank you sir satan,

she does look a bit like uma -- people tell her that all the time. she didn't choose her uma-ish genes.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:23 AM

Satan is a gaywad.

How about her haggish genes???

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:26 AM

gaby is a gaywad.

your foster dog is amazing.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:45 AM

with all your fancy "site-watchin" technology, you know who it is. is a gaywad.

So ... do you boink all the ladies you take photos of, or just most of them? Either way ... damn!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:00 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Very pretty girls, great photos.

does your foster dog also have a snaggle toothe? In the first pic he kinda looks like he does. He is adorable! He screams personality. Has Butterface and he made friends yet?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:05 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby,
yeah, he is a cool dude, what you can't see from the photo is that he has one really blue eye, almost white and one brown eye, almost black -- plush he has all of his teeth sticking out of his under bite. he is quite the character.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:41 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,
no, he really isn't getting along that well with butterface. every time butterface tries to play with him, he ends up snapping at her.

as much as i like him, he really is an awesome little dog, i'm gonnna give butterface the veto power on this one. afterall, the only reason for us to get another dog is for her to have a playmate.

that's why i called him a foster dog.

i think i'll give him another week.

he has a line of girls that want him, so he'll be set either way.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:44 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

fancy site watchin dude,
you're either from slc which means you could be any number of people or you are from australia which means you are bunks because satan has no need for anonymity.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:46 PM

funkybiznatch is a gaywad.

drunk time is the right time.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:47 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

nice. thanks for increasing the boob content of your blaaaaaaahg.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:38 PM

Willy Jo is a gaywad.

er ah, well sir, stammer

do you no thesn' here perty ladies er wat?

can i have won? er wat.

is satan a dum quar er not, er wat?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:07 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

lyds,
when the fuck is your birthday?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:09 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

poops,
you are welcome. more to come. i feel myself slipping back into photos of hot girls mode.

it goes in phases you know.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:10 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

willy j,
yup. i know'em.

yup. satan is a quar.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:11 AM

Satan is a gaywad.

You means I'm gunna ave to leeve me wooman en fiddle with some dudes diddle.

No, Willy Jo, keep you fantasies to yourself.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:16 PM

Lake Allison is a gaywad.

Are you that guy who goes out to clubs and asks pretty young girls if you can take their picture and then tries to persuade them to do nude shots?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:56 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

allison,

totally.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:59 AM

funkybiznatch is a gaywad.

my birthday was 9/26 dude. you were boozing with other bitches. i was actually working that night at the Blackalooloo show by your house...Then i went for dranks at Chances - or The Page or whatever that place is called. i celebrated in the pizzark on 10/2. i sent you an evite but you no come - i guess you don't love me anymore. damn.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:30 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

lyds
i received no such invite. and i think you are just saying that to make it so i'm not pissed that you didn't send me the evite.

fag.

oh yeah, and happy late birthday.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:34 PM

ScaryCheri is a gaywad.

those pictures make me this much closer to being a lesbian

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:37 PM