merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: I Decided Long Ago, Never to Crap In Any Fag's Shadow!

September 13, 2005

I Decided Long Ago, Never to Crap In Any Fag's Shadow!

That's all for now.
Don't get caught revealing all of your screwed up, speed-freak step brother's family dog hand job secrets even though Maury Povich isn't offering you a free flight to wherever the fuck he tapes his stupid show and besides, it's kinda sad how fucked up your step-brother is, but whatever, like any of the step-family even fucking knows how to use a computer anyway, yeah right -- oh yeah, but what about the step-neices and nephews? -- Yeah, like they are gonna Google looking for uncle merkley???, ain't gonna happen.
Your Cat Turd/Nutt Specialist,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

pocketsdumbfat is a gaywad.

is your dog dead yet?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:11 AM

Lake Allison is a gaywad.

My pockets are full of boogers.
I got sick and they were too green to eat.

And yeah, Rollins was a bit of a fuckscab. Like a screaming public service announcement with fading tattoos.

"Partnership for a drug free America RRRRRR!!!!!!"

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:32 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

You have a really good memory. I know crap like this happened when I was groing up with sometimes 7 cousins living in the house...mostly boys. I just can't remember.

Thanks for the booger tip.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:50 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

pocketsdumbfat,

interesting name you have.

you mean the family dog that was handjobbed by the step-brother? yes. he died over 10 years ago. got hit by a car like the freethinker he was.

but also, if you were referring to recent posts about chico, he is a goner too. he never got a handjob from nobody, poor fella.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:35 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

allison,
we don't use gross descriptive language like that on this blog. thank you.

i told you about rollins -- snoresville usa. glad you agree.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:37 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,
you can thank my brother dan for the booger tip, that was his deal. he was regularly chastised by the family for that trick and he defended it every time as resonable and sanitary. it still makes me want to vomit just thinking about it.

dan turned out to be quite an excellent man. i love him. he lives in italy. too far.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:40 PM

gabrielle is a gaywad.

grooooodyyyy handjob tale...

catpoop girl is one ugly child too. grodies all around!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:26 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby,
gross it is and twice as true.

my mother didn't tell me about it until years later, truthfully, she probably shouldn't have. but how can you NOT tell that story to someone else? it's an unkeepable secret.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:33 PM

Bunkley??? is a gaywad.

That last kid looks like some kind of a freakish white/asian hybrid.

The kind of shit you only see in sci-fi flicks.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:12 PM

Squid is a gaywad.

Boogers are just body temperature oysters, man.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:29 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

squid,
or the other way around is more like it.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:32 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

bunks,
definitely the product of drunken teen sex for sure.

two sets of upset grandparents. he'll end up selling jeans or cologne.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:34 PM

chwecko is a gaywad.

>Ahem!<...Nice recovery, dude.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:49 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

chweck,
ha ha.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:46 AM