merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Let The Children's Laughter Remind Us How We Used To Be

September 11, 2005

Let The Children's Laughter Remind Us How We Used To Be

That's all for now.
Don't get caught being ambushed by your own sister's 10 year old vagina and then resorting to violence because you almost barfed.
Your 8 Year Old, Reluctant, Reactionary Gynecologist,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Squid Vicious is a gaywad.

"I farted just as I went to take a dump because I had to crapp really badly and I couldn't escape it so I kinda farted in my own face."

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:18 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

squid,
sorry to hear it.

you should really be more careful.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:21 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

"Reactionary Gynecologist"...that cracks me up.

The parakeet thing is sad though, so is the bunny thing.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:21 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Squid, Really did not want to know that...gross.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:22 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,
luckily, we never bonded with that parakeet. he was a biter -- his karma was all fucked up.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:38 PM

gabrielle is a gaywad.

once we killed some baby birds, and like your bunny, one had a fucked up leg upon death too.

spooky little critters baby birds are. all bald and shit.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:39 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby,
not to mention the creepy fucking buggy eyeballs with the transparent eyelids.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:55 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

It's hard for me to imagine my perky girls turning into saggy jell-o salamis. But I guess it's bound to happen sometime. Unless I resort to regular reconstructive surgury to keep them ageless and firm.

You know, after I've ensured my anus is good and bleached.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:40 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

poopee,
i'm not joking, those things were like two fat boneless, handless arms hanging straight down as she bent over to scoop them up in her hammocks,

i was so like all ---whhhhooooooaaaa, what the...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:46 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

All this is too friggen funny, fucked up karma, and saggy boobs...hehehe, hey it's coming to us all, saggy bits. That is why old men walk funny, they are trying to keep from racking themselves with their knees...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:06 PM

borkborkbork is a gaywad.

Wendy,

Does a man's cock grow as he gets to be geriatric??? I certainly hope so! Something to look forward to...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:37 PM

William Bunkton is a gaywad.

Fuck who am I kidding.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:48 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

bunks,
you ain't kiddin nobody, we know. we know allllll about it. but it's ok because you really didn't need your dick anyway. to hell with it. almost everyone hear has had a body part mangled by a badger at one time or another. if you talk about it, it only gets worse but that's cool because at a certain point you can use the puss as hair gel.

hair gel is fucking expensive. fucking arabs.

don't forget,

mangled puss dick or not, you are always welcome here.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:03 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

oh yeah and bunks,
i missed you so bad i cut my arms up with razor blades and now i'm addicted to robitussin.

don't ever leave me like that again.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:06 AM

A.K.A.B.U. is a gaywad.

frigen great shite! love these posts.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:59 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

thank you blogger unknown!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:01 AM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

I know what you mean Merkley. When I was 14, my cousin and I were great-grandmother sitting. And had to help our 96 year-old great-grandmother wipe herself up after going potty.

When she was yound she was 5'3" and weighed 200lbs. At 96 she was 4'10" and weighed 85 pounds.

SO. MUCH. WRINKLY. SKIN.

**shudder**

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:48 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

I accidently took too much Robitussin once...man, that was a tough couple of hours. I don't know why these kids now days think that is so much fun. Back in my day we stuck with the normal drugs...coke, pot, and liquor.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:13 PM

Ugly Bunkton is a gaywad.

I just had to do a talk on sexual harassment in class, and I drew on the whiteboard,'The Lamb of Innocence' to personify the victim, 'The Penis of Hate' to represent the offender, and the 'Hammer of Justice' to represent the authorities. The Penis of Hate strokes itself on the Lamb of Innocence's soft curly locks, and is thus sqaushed by the Hammer of Justice.
it was a 'hoot'.

^ True story. Happened half an hour ago.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:54 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

bunks,
did "the lamb of yeah whatever" slip in the blood of "the penis of well she started it?"

the lamb should have to clean it up for being such a slut in the first place.

then a joke about mc hammers craaaaazy pants.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:36 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

I've always said those lambs wear their wool mini skirts too damned short. Their asking for it.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:53 AM

Anonymous is a gaywad.

now if i was a cow i'd rather have a hairy monkey try to stick his tender friend in me sphinc than cut me into pieces and grind my flesh between his teeth but that's just me and i'm really fucked after all...

yay i can post
yay

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:10 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

anonymous posting is dumb but...

hmmmn. ok -- sure, uh, sounds reasonable. cows sure are lucky to have such understanding folks as your self speaking on their behalf, i'm not so sure about the monkeys.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:15 PM

Bunkley??? is a gaywad.

Animals.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:59 PM