merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Nice Goin' Negroes!

September 03, 2005

Nice Goin' Negroes!

Apparently 100 years of warning ain't enough for some people. Don't worry though, Whitey is on his assholish way! Try not to shoot him please.

That's all for now.
Don't get caught not being able to find a ride out of a bowl next to an ocean after being warned for 17 billion hundred krillion bajillion years that it will fill with water if the wind blows too hard.
Your Super-Observant-Can-Spot-Thousands-of-Submerged-Vehicles-In-Every-Flooded-Babylonius-Neighborhood-Satellite-Photo-Oh-Yeah-and-Is-That-a-Nice-Layer-of-Gasoline-Floating-On-Top-Of-All-That-Water-By-Gum-I-Think-It-Is-Dumb-Is-Dumb-No-Matter-What-Color-You-Paint-It-Insert-Natural-Selection-Reference-Here-Type-Straight-Shootin'-Fella,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

banklocater is a gaywad.

Hey Fagot!

If those where white people Bush would have sent help by now.

You are a moron. Please reword this post so that it is easier to see you are being sarcastic.Right now you are coming off as a racist asshole.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:00 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

Hey bank locater,
nice spam site ya got there.

i don't care how i am coming off.

you can call me faggot and racist all you want.

but it's nice to know that you look to bush to solve all your problems.

think locally dude. -- like way way local, like so local that when there is a hurricane coming and you live in a bowl, get your very local ass to higher ground.

whoa, huh? really?

yeah, really, most of those people could have WALKED to higher ground.

shame on the mayor of that city. shame on him a billion times. and shame on everyone who just thought they'd RIDE it out to see what would happen and shame on them for blaming someone else for doing so.

the fact is, 85% percent of that city was smart enough to leave -- those who decided to stay have noone to blame but nature and themselves.

when people stop blaming others for their troubles they might be able to move on.

personally i'm an individualist -- i couldn't give two fucks about a persons race, but a discussion is taking place and a lot of stupid people are saying a bunch of stupid shit --

sometimes in life we need to take some personal accountablility and say -- holy shit, i am a dumb fuck -- i should knock it off.

i live in SF, when an earthquake comes and smashes me i will have nobody to blame but myself. you won't see me blaming the president or the mayor or the building inspectors or god -- nope, wanna know why? because that would be retarded.

i also don't wear a helmet.

i can see the pain -- it sucks -- yup -- it sucks bad. the cure is not to blame the pain on george fucking bush, that's just stupid. s. t. u. p. i. d.

so anyway, what i'm basically trying to say mr. banklocater is go fuck yourself. you wanna do something for humanity, start chastising people who blame their troubles on others.

accountability not entitlement --- bitch.

when we take care of ourselves, we are not a burden on others.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:29 PM

gabrielle is a gaywad.

merkley
fema fucked up, the response to the levees busting was fucked up, and babies and old people cant walk their local asses to higher ground.

it's fucked up that people are dying in this oh so civilized country because of lack of water.

everything is just fucked there, regardless of race or economic status.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:48 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby,
did you see that picture of the buses?

babies and old people could have sat in those things and taken a drive to the top of a hill somewhere. somebody WITHIN that community is a total idiot,

i'll name some possible candidates,

every bus driver
the guy who operates the yard.
anyone who knows how to hotwire.
the fucking mayor.
every single local official, bus dispatching authority or not.
parents of babies who stayed.
old people who raised kids who didn't love them enough to keep them out of harms way.

do i have compassion? -- yes, you betcha but my compassion does no eclipse the notion that people NEED to fucking fend for themselves and their families.

and if you can't, then don't fucking have a family.

the fact that they are taking these overweight crybabie to shelters pisses me off. for every ten of them crying and bitching, there is a police officer or volunteer living in the exact same circumstances who is DOING SOMETHING BESIDES COMPLAINING.

the kid who stole the bus is fucking awesome.

come on people, bring the hate. i can take it.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:00 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

oh yeah.

cigarette lighter.

that, a little bit of garbage and a soda can will boil you a nice cup of drinkable water.

its a flood -- not a drought. anyone who dies of thirst should have paid more attention.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:02 PM

gaby is a gaywad.

merkley
not hate, at all.

old people whose kids are in new mexico? or wherever? or people my age with babies? not everyone's family is around, and some of those people really were too stupid to have a family.

theres no water in the superdome and goodness, would you drink some water "boiled" with a cigarette lighter? the area/that water is so diseased...i dont think a lighter gets hot enough. it would overheat before it could boil the water.

and duh its the nola populations' responsibility to take care of its kin, but its the federal govts responsibility to make sure nola doesnt run out of tax money now--i dont think you can disagree with how ineptly fema has responded to the whole fucking thing.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:14 PM

gaby is a gaywad.

some of those people really were too stupid to have a family.

(so therefore who gets punished? the babies? sick)

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:15 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

Merkley, you float my boat... who would have thought it, when someone tells you there's a huge storm coming you get out of the way. There are some pretty stupid people out there, I see you've found a good way to attract them to your site.

Ha, ha, a lighter isn't enough to boil water... try putting under something flammable like say some "garbage". In no time you'll have what they traditionally call a 'fire', things on a fire get hot, hot enough to boil water. Hey Presto, have a drink fuck tard.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:45 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

FINALLY! Thank the common sense gods! OH, I can not express my total complete elation that someone in this universe has a real honest thought and a noncomformist mind. I've been getting a little hate lately, you know what? It's okay. Think people! THINK! The sad part is, it's all going to happen again, people are going to move back, procreate and drown. Yep, Natural selection indeed.

Thanks for putting it out there. I for one appreciate the effort and the mind behind it!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:59 PM

Squid Vicious is a gaywad.

Maybe that's why there's so many fires in a city with no power? The looters, check that, the unfortunate VICTIMS who are only trying to purify water to drink to wash down their plasma-screen TV dinners, are ACCIDENTLY setting Saks and the Riverfront Mall on fire.
The liberal douches are saying it would've ONLY been 15 billion to rebuild the levees to withstand a cat 4 hurricane (in theory). Well, that's great. Let's spend a buttload of money to save a subterranian coastal city! That's like putting another layer of sunscreen on a 90-year-old melanoma patient and sending them to the beach.

As far as (that) being cheaper than to rebuild the city, DON'T REBUILD! It will just be a matter of time before a BIGGER storm wipes them all out. The levee money is better spent in Iraq getting all that oil. I mean, that's why we went to war right? For the oil? Or was it to keep the resources away from nawlins? Fuck Jesse Jackson, fuck the looters, and most of all fuck swim lessons. Natural selection, my friends, natural selections. God Bless you, Mr. Merkley. I couldn't agree with you more, at least not until cloning becomes legal...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:17 PM

Professor Leotus Clouse & The Duke of Sweet Cheeks is a gaywad.

Fatter balls to you for not holding back what's on your mind.
I can’t wait to say the same things about the people in Cali when they fall into ocean after a few hard shakes.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:23 PM

The Bees Knees is a gaywad.

"I don't think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees"

who said that? was it a negro?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:17 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

satan,
dude, i said garbage. stop eating speed.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:40 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy and squid,

like duh and shit -- uh huh uh huh.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:41 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

holly,

nope, not a negro, also not the dude responsible for levees in new orleans. also not a prophet. also perhaps trying to be nice and not point a finger at the mayor of new orleans and the govenor of illinois.

point is, my post is in response to all those who blame rascism or whitey or anyone besides themselves for what happened down there.

i don't think anyone sold anyone else a fake bag of goods claiming that new orleans was flood proof or hurricane proof. there is risk everywhere, we don't need to find someone to blame each and everytime something bad happens to us, especially when there are plenty of warnings and time to avoid said bad things.

if you feel like george bush is responsible for cleaning up the messes of city planners and building code enforcers and mother nature -- we simply are gonna have to agree that you are bananas -- no offense, but we shouldn't even be talking about george bush in relation to the fucking levees, if we're gonna blame him, we have to blame every single president back to the beginning of this country.

personally, i blame donny osmond.

why the fuck not.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:49 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

lots of bad spelling in that comment above, i dont use spell check on comments.

time for a hot dog.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:51 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

Hey numb nuts, who are you calling a speed eater. The lighter thing wasn't directed at you it was for whoever commented to the effect that a lighter would overheat before it could boil water.

Unless they were being facetious that's one of the most funnily-moronic things I've heard in a while.

Well, here's hoping you cooked hotdog in water boiled with a lighter.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:37 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

satan,
ahhh, now i see. now stop eating that speed.

but yes, for some reason, my nutts actually are kinda numb, good time for flicking i suppose.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:42 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

Ahhh, it was gaby (a couple of comments before mine).

Sorry Gaby, I was just being a bitch.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:49 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

Mmmmm Speeeeeeeed, mmm-nummmy.

I think it may be the constant flicking that's causing the sensory deprivation. Mmmm, speeed

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:53 PM

gaby is a gaywad.

all my comments on here are really really stupid.

if i lived in new orleans, id be dead. not from drowning, from third degree burns trying to cook some popcorn with a lighter.

burning trash is bad for the environment!! DONT POLLUTE.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:02 AM

The Bees Knees is a gaywad.

its really hard to bounce back after Merkley's rampant spelling mistakes.

I used the Bush quote to illustrate that an educated white man, who is also our president, admitted to not fully understanding the threat and the condition of the levees. Maybe not totally relevant but I blame MARIE Osmond!

When people left New Orleans there was no adequate help waiting for them. Local, state, and federal government need to do better next time. Next time may be another hurricane or it may be a terroist attack.

what is wrong with asking for better performance from elected officials? I pay taxes and I demand it, bitches.

Stop with the self help crap that we should all take care of ourselves with lighters. I didn't get my Phd in crisis management or survival. I got it in history. I don't expect non history grads to know how to bag groceries, do I???
No of course not. Move along.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:58 AM