merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: A Poop Fell...

September 26, 2005

A Poop Fell...

Out of my butt and I named it East Coast Bloggers.

Here is my impression of east coast blogging etiquette:

merkley???: Yeah, boy oh boy, you're right! Your penisish thingamabob deal really is clam-like!

EastCoastBlogger: (silence, stares forward)

merkley???: ha ha.

EastCoastBlogger: (silence, checks watch)

merkley???: ha?

EastCoastBlogger: (silence, smells armpit)

merkley???: Yeah, umm anyway, I just noticed all the arrows you drew pointing at your clam-like penisish dealie and the sign that says "comments" right underneath the little clammy fella so, you know, just thought I'd, you know, comment on your clam-like penisish type dealie.

EastCoastBlogger: (silence, changes into a pink shirt)

merkley???: Well o........k......... then, .....................see ya round. (Under his breath) fucking smug fucking freak fucking bastard.

That's all for now.
Don't get caught trying to bring every day common courtesies onto the craaaaazzzzyyy web! That wouldn't work. The web is crrrraaaaaazyyyyyy -- it's all anonymous and shit, you can be a total dick and not get punched in the face like you did every day growing up!
Your Personal Etiquette Coach,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

gaby mighty ocean wind is a gaywad.

oh you quit picking fights.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:41 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Dude, if they can't appreciate a brilliant sicko like you, then I say Fuck em...or tell me where you were, cuz they sounds classy.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:12 AM

Squid is a gaywad.

WOW! I thought the whole east coast vs. west coast thing was just for surfers and (c)rap(p) "stars"...
Who knew it had reached to the world of bloggerdumb...

Remember, arguing with someone on the internet is like winning a medal at the special olympics. You may get the gold, but in the end, you're still "mentally challenged".

Word verif: "frfrt" -> just missing 2 a's and 1 t...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:52 AM

Lake Allison is a gaywad.

I never knew where Chicago fit in the east coast west coast thing.

That's okay. We're just patiently waiting until tsunamis and hurricanes drown both the coasts.

muahaha

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:15 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby,
make me.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:37 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,
they are all just a bunch of insecure assholes with ass cancer.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:38 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

squid,
i read your blog fight over at elvira's joint.

sometimes it's fun to fight. it was a pretty good one i must say.

the internet -- punch in the balls first, ask insincere questions later.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:40 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

allison,
chicago is windy.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:42 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

does canada count???

sometimes i'm struck senseless by your irreverant mirth whereby I must immediately roll a joint, smoke it, eat a lot and fall asleep having forgetton the all important commenting.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:23 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

oh yeah...and I forget how to spell too...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:24 PM