merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Terry Schiavo Could Have Survived Katrina

September 07, 2005

Terry Schiavo Could Have Survived Katrina

It's a scientific fact that retards float face up and we all saw how Terry Schiavo plugged away in all her slobbery (then less slobbery) vegetable glory for two weeks without a feeding tube -- and SHE DIDN'T COMPLAIN! What a trooper.

Hey , I just thought of something for rest homes: WATER WINGS! NOODLES TOO! OH OH OH, and WATER WEENIES JUST FOR FUN!

and don't forget:

That's all for now,
Don't get caught floating face up cuz people will call you Water Tard. It's scientifically proven, I swear.
Your Swearing Scientific Prover,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Al Gore is a gaywad.

You are a disgusting fucking piece of shit. I hope you suffer a similar death to those who perished in New Orleans.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:07 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

Al,
You are getting fat.

That's all? Why can't I be smeared with honey and thrown to baby bears with aids?

Or umm, have my dick stretched and then be hung from the statue of libery with a puppy up my butt?

or umm, nibbled by a fishlipp pigbot until my bowels fill with raisins and shot out of a cannon shaped like al sharptons crooked yellow penis?

or umm, squashed by a 50 billion pound rabbit turd pooped out by heavenly fathers bunny rabbit only with a parrot squawking something about beverly hills cop "won't fall for the banana in the tail pipe"?

or um, wait -- maybe i could be shrunk down and stuck on the end of your fat stinky tounge and you could kiss your troll of a wife one more time and i could instantly be turned into a booger and swallowed, half by you and half by sluggy.

being killed in a flood when i had plenty of warning would be so gay.

ps, your new network sucks dog balls.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:16 PM

Lake Allison is a gaywad.

Stop!

Do the Schiavo:
http://photos4.flickr.com/9164114_3d403a7a38_m.jpg

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:52 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

It's amazing how many lukers are popping up to comment on your "social commentaries".

The thing is, they probably have been lurking all along and should know you're a sicko by now, why are they shocked? But, I have to say, it makes it really fun around here. hehehehe

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:27 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Allison, is one of those blond chicks you?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:29 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

what if that douche Sean Penn had dropped the black guy? Would it be considered a hate crime?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:32 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

oh man...that is so wrong on so many different levels, which is what makes it oh so deliciously HILARIOUS.
.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:41 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy
al gore has been up my ass for ages, that's not a figure of speech either, i stuck an al gore action figure up my butt in 2000 and i can't get it out because it's all sideways n'junk.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:47 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

allison,
real cute.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:48 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

pooper,

yeah, you'll be laughing when your face is on fire in HELL!!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:49 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

Sean Douche Penn is aiding and abetting one of those fuckers who looted the stores?!

Gawd knows black people from New Orleans are so under-priviledged and set against by the government that they could never get shoes like that any other way. I just want to know where the Cops with the shoot-to-kill orders were when this was going on. Probaby holding back the legions of admiring Penn fans... OK, they were testing your floating-tard theory.

Merkley??? please lead us in a gay pride & prod parade against Sean Penn and his thieving 'non-Al Gore stuffed' ass.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:09 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

satan,
ha ha -- good one.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:15 AM

Satan is a gaywad.

It was seriously better than saying that while the locals looted store... Sean douche Penn looted negroes. 'Here's one I can set to work in me Kitchen, quick gettim in me boat' *Pulls sad douche face* 'Shit, I wish his shoes weren't the only thing that's clean. He seems to have burnt a hole in the bottom of me boat. Hand me ya cocktail glass.'

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:02 AM

gabrielle sarah is a gaywad.

i'd rather drown than be rescued by sean penn.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:03 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

I bet ol' Al's beard tickles...considering where he is and all.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:20 PM