merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: 13 Things To Say After Inhaling a 13 Second Long Sniff of Your Own Armpit in Public

October 18, 2005

13 Things To Say After Inhaling a 13 Second Long Sniff of Your Own Armpit in Public

1. CLAMS!

2. SUCK ON THAT Fuckin' Wolfgang Puck!

Elise-Marie

3. Mmmmmmm --- poobacon.

4. Ahhh the sweet smell of smoldering Jews!

5. Chernobyl Schmernobyl. (fake death -- or actually die. Bloody nose is good too.)

Chris Golden

6. Smells like fried breast cancer!

7. Chris Farley, such a shame.

Neela SomeWeirdForiegnName

8. Holy shit I'm a filthy mexican.

9. Whoooooaaaaaaaahhhh ---- trippy.

Jenny Young

10. Supercalifragilicious! Who needs cocaine?

11. Allllriiiiight, who peed in my armpit -- Grandma?

Jenny Young

12. Now what kind of fascist butthole would want to deodor that?

13. Must kill Dorito McFrito. Must kill Dorito McFrito.

Butterface

That's all for now.
Don't get caught posting pictures of your bar pals next to jokes about awesome cheese smells.
Your SniffTown 5000 -- fuckin hell yeah,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Professor Leotus Clouse & The Duke of Sweet Cheeks is a gaywad.

Awwwwhathepoop!?
Butterface doesn't have a myspace account!?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:12 PM

Lake Allison is a gaywad.

Those people aren't nearly as hot as you are.

My armpits smell like salsa!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:31 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Butterface is beautiful.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:24 AM

Satan is a gaywad.

Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon! I have a similar reaction when I smell my crotch.

Yes, horse punch drunk, yes, but let's keep that between me, you, PETA and the porcelain roller-coaster..

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:25 AM

holly is a gaywad.

body odor is fascinating because its so repressed.

let your odor come out!
Smell it, love it, roll around in it! Don't be shy.

I salute your armpit Herr Merkley.

My armpits smell like the inside of thai massage parlour.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:57 AM

gaby is a gaywad.

i want to pick up butterface and kiss her little head. or kidnap her.

that is the cutest dog ever

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:58 AM

melina is a gaywad.

Yay! It appears the alien left Butterface's soul finally...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:45 AM

marriedman is a gaywad.

Fried Chicken Breast Cancer

that could have been the funniest fucking thing I've read in a long time.

Sweet Fancy Ketchup!

love ya, tata!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:43 AM

funkybiznatch is a gaywad.

i like when butterface is all brown like a little caramel.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:22 PM

funkybiznatch is a gaywad.

also i say #8 to myself at least once a week.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:13 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

professor,
nope, butterface doesn't have an account -- but her picture is used by Kathalina

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Allison,
I TOTALLY agree. ---mmmmm -- salsa.

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Wendy,
Butterface is not only beautiful, she is the sweetest thing on the planet. I am a lucky man.

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Satan said...
Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon? wtf?

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holly,
hmmmmmn, the inside of a thai massage parlor, does that smell anything like bacon?

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gaby,
everybody is trying to kidnap butterface. she is a very desirable creature indeed.

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melina,

unfortunately the alien now inhabits my rectum -- i have a spotlight shining out of my ass -- it's like a lighthouse for homos.

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marriedman,

thanks dude, that means a lot coming from rim job headquarters.

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funkybiznatch,

weird -- i THINK number 8 about you like 8 or 9 times an hour.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:25 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

deoderant isn't so bad as anti-perspirant. seriously, have you seen the ingredients list for that shit? no aluminum zirconium tetrachlorohydrex for me thanks. i'd rather smell like moist me. which today is garlic. but that's probably because i'm half italian.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:09 PM

marriedman is a gaywad.

Being the owner of a blog that I may or may not decide to call Rim Job headquarters, I want to let you know that I was being totally honest. Fried Chicken Breast Cancer is amazing. Does that come with radiation treatments?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:40 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

married,
you do realize that you added CHICKEN to the joke -- which is totally fine, i think chicken tastes good with just about everything -- especially breast cancer.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:44 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

poops,

let the garlic soup pour forth fine woman.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:45 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

Stop pretending like you don't know what I mean

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:10 PM

fronting holmes is a gaywad.

I can't wait until blogger invents "Aromablogging".

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:44 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

Oh MAN! I may be a little slow, but I just read 'An Ostrich, a Chicken and a 3lb. Booger' for the first time. *tears of laughter* Fucking brillant!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:42 PM

Squid Vicious is a gaywad.

"Fucking French"...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:11 AM

marriedman is a gaywad.

I didn't. I must have placed that in there. But either way, it's yummy as fuck.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:35 AM

Willy Jo is a gaywad.

it semlls like pre-menstrall blood in thesn' hear parts of the blob wurld.

but thats ok i like yung bloody dum batches

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:29 AM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

while pre-menstrual is sort of BEFORE the whole bleeding part, willy-jo totally found me out. i am SO menstruating right now.

oh the cramps.

hey. at least it's happening now and not next weekend on my wedding night.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:08 PM