merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Final Score: Pee Moth 0, Merkley??? 1.

October 10, 2005

Final Score: Pee Moth 0, Merkley??? 1.

I peed the fuzz of his stupid wings, but that wasn't what did it. What did it was that I flushed as I was peeing and that little fucker was trapped in the whirlpool as I drilled him with constant awesome pee force.

Was I sad? Maybe a smidge. Did I laugh an evil laugh? No. That would be gay. I don't play dungeons and dragons you dickhead, I PEE MOTHS DEAD! Which means I giggled like a little girl.

Which by the way is exactly what I did on that Sex With Emily Show I did with that butthole Alex Blagg. I had to stop listening 3 minutes into it because I couldn't stand listening to my doofie laugh and hyper-speedy chat chat -- but hey, shut the fuck up. Who asked you?

Oh looky here, speak of the devil it's Emily.

Oh and why not include another picture of Jade on the couch with the alien that invaded Butterface's soul.

"MORE MORE MORE"

"ok."

That's all for now.
Don't get caught lying about masturbating on a podcast that at least one dozen people will hear.
Your Roofie Distributor,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Satan is a gaywad.

Hurrah! You man you,
death to Pee-moth!

Can I fondle your friends, well, I'd settle patting butterface.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:50 AM

gabrielle is a gaywad.

stephanie klien is my hero. only because you all spewed such venom about her.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:14 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

satan,
you'd have to have an awfully long arm to fondle from australia -- but go for it. if you're talking about with your mouse -- well, what you do in your own private moments....

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:23 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gabs,
stepahnie klein is my hero too which is why we spewed so much venom about her.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:24 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Is that the same Tim Burton dog with the snaggleteeth? Are you keeping him afterall?

I'm going to listen to you and Blagg when I can get to a machine with faster connect.

Poor moth. Will there be a funeral? Hey! I got this awesome electric flyswatter tennis racket looking bug killer. You press a button and swing it at any insect and POW POP...deady dead dead. Great for mosquitos, flys and moths. Look into it. You'd like it.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:42 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,
no. that's butterface. i have had her for years. she sometimes has a snag tooth -- but usually it's just an elvis type sneer.

she is the best dog in the history of the world.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:55 AM

melina is a gaywad.

listening later...can't wait to hear you and blagg rattle on about sex or whatevs it is you talked about...

i'm kinda sad about pee moth because that means no more posts about him. did pee moth ever try to be a poop moth or do you use a different toilet for that?

and, the doggie pics are so funny merkley???, we were looking at the other one you posted a couple days ago too and they so look like alien invasion of dog's soul.

and, you take pretty pictures!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:58 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

melina,

thanks!

don't be sad for pee moth. he was an asshole. the world is better without him.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:01 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

I didn't think it was Tim Burton doggie. But, you said the alien that invaded Butterface's soul, I'm slow, didn't get it.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:11 AM

Inner Fonzie is a gaywad.

I do both! So, I just smirk and make a snide little "he he he"...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:37 PM

funkybiznatch is a gaywad.

wendy - i used one of those electro-rackets of which you speak before. them shits are dangerous...we had them at this deli i worked at when i was like 17 - we used to hit each other with them - they pack a whollop.

so basically merks you should get one and you can swat unwanted visitors who break glasses and act a fool in yoru house.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:00 PM

marriedman is a gaywad.

I swear I commented on this already.

did you erase it merkley

there's no way killing moth with your semen was offensive to you....

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:39 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

fonz,
well stop it.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:42 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

lyds,

i'll get one to smack you for disappearing for so long -- how bout that?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:43 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

marriedman,

i have deleted NOTHING. just because you have dreams about commenting on my blog doesn't mean you have to come in here with goop on your arm talking about this and that and this and that.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:44 PM

marriedman is a gaywad.

Oh, ok. In that case

you should have tried rubbing one out onto that bastard. I did that once with a squirrel. I rubbed it out right on to his furry little tail. Then he died. After I rubbed it out one last time, I found out that squirrels are allergic (morbidly so) to human semen.

weird huh?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:53 PM

Squid Vicious is a gaywad.

Moth-haters.blogspot.com? I can see it now. What's next pee factory bob? Seriously, dude, giving a moth a golden shower until it dies? There are people out there that would pay money to see "moth-watersports". You DID film it right?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:47 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

Shit Merks???

Just wrap a couple in bubblewrap and send them express. I'll treat them well if the survive the trip.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:13 AM

Virgle Kent is a gaywad.

Merkley???

Please tell me after the show you guys ran a train on that broad Emily? Please oh pretty please! But word up good appearance, you managed not to come of like a total homo, I probably would have made up a bunch of shit about myself. But then again I am a professional narcissist, but all and all great show.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:16 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Funky, yeah I imagine being wacked with that sucker would hurt BIG TIME. When I bought it I forbade my husband from using it on me because, well, that gadget screams hit a human with it!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:35 AM

Willy Jo is a gaywad.

it sure wuld have been nice to of been that moth iffin you were a perty lady.

cuse i have fuzz on my wings that needs sum peein on. iffin you no wat i meen.

er ahh hmm doy,
Willy

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:47 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

married.
squirrels like my goo just fine thanks.

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squid,
of course i filmed it. duh.

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satan,
it's not right to wrap living human beings in bubble wrap. what kind of monster are you?

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vrigil,
no we didn't run a train on emily, she did however smack me on my funny bone with a big metal spoon. that felt weird, sex feels weird -- so you know -- take it where you can get it eh?

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willy jo,
you should try dressing up like a moth next time you squat in the out house waiting for the pretty girls to come and shower you with lemonade --

i'll bet you could probably figure out some kinda out of body cosmic channel conversation with that moth -- especially if you get a belt squeezin' off your oxygen a little.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:58 AM

Satan is a gaywad.

I don't know about you but I've never tried bubblewrapping a human and can't really comment on any ethical dilemmia created by the procedure. I suggest we try. If you're still having doubts, which I'm sure you dont due to the flawless logic of the argument, we can chill them down to zero degrees kelvin in an air regulated refrigeration unit specifically designed by NASA for the transport of super-chilled-bubblewrapped-beauties and undergo an regenation process when they arrive. I'm imagining something kind of akin to that Movie Flatliners for which the added bonus will be that the girls will be able to deal with some deep seated emotional trauma by experiencing a series of spooky events involving Kiefer Sutherland.

See! I'm not a monster. I simply have their greater emotional well-being at heart.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:22 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

that interview was pretty hilarious.

homeless chic is SO in right now.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:37 PM

Alex Blagg is a gaywad.

sadly, i wasn't lying...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:44 PM

funkybiznatch is a gaywad.

its true i deserve to be smacked....its been a million years...i've been jet setting and making hits....and drinking a lot with rap stars...thank god i'm home now... i will embrace you later and stroke your beard.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:40 PM

holly is a gaywad.

you and alex were both so coy on that show. very endearing.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:30 AM