merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Guess What Rhymes With Sweetheart.

October 04, 2005

Guess What Rhymes With Sweetheart.

Meatfart.

Now, here's a picture I took last night of Her Majesty Neela.

Last night Alex Blagg and I recorded our episode of Sex With Emily and as promised, I was drunk and pantsless and I talked about my weeliedool. I don't know when they will post it but I talked shit about all of you because I hate you all.

Then I scooted around the corner to the Independent where I watched Jamie Lidell completely wreck the awesome songs on his last album by freaking out on his stupid computer program making everything sound like he took a dial up modem, crammed it up his butt and taped a microphone to his weeliedool. Buy the album. Skip the show. Too many fucking stinky ass burning man glow stick dickwads anyway.

-- oh yeah, he was opening for a dude called Four Tet who sounded precisely five billion times as bad as Mr. Lidell. We're talking Guitar Center keyboard salesman, first day on the job, just discovered Ableton Live kind of bad. I wanted to pee on him --- and not in a sexy way either.

Then I went with Quinn and his brother Justin, to Neon, where we got drunk and I took pictures of new wave girls as usual.

Now here's a picture of little Robyn who is wearing an outfit designed by my friend Susan Hengst.

I took the photos for Susan's fall 2005 catalogue. We did them in my house a few months ago.

Click image to enlarge.

I suggest all you bitches (or homos) go buy some of her clothes because they will make you into sexy bitches (or homos) instead of just bitches (or homos).

Crying While Eating.

That's all for now.
Don't get caught rambling.
Your #1 Weeliedool Talker Abouter,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

gaby holding a chipboard model is a gaywad.

yayyy back to the pretty girl photo format....awesommme

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:14 AM

Willy Jo is a gaywad.

im gonna have to start bringin my rope wen i cum to yer blob. iffin you no wat i meen, and im sure you do

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:18 AM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

great shots!! your house looks nice.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:47 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby,

you think that's cool, wait till i bring back the penguins.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:15 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

willy jo,

hmmmn the rope. yes. bring it. i don't have the foogiest clue why, but you can never have too much rope.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:16 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

poops,

thanks.

the house is never that clean though. generally turds and mold are scattered on everything

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:18 AM

funkybiznatch is a gaywad.

dang. susan's clothes are fucking fancy...i mean i knew she was fancy, but i didn't know she was fucking fancy.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:28 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

lyds

i was leaving a comment on your site at the EXACT same time as you were leaving a comment on mine.

trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrippy.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:30 AM

Willy Jo is a gaywad.

murky

iffin you red my latest blob post youd no wat in the samantha hell i was talkin bout.

oh well the rope has to do with teachin yerself a hard lessen.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:54 AM

marriedman is a gaywad.

Who are you anyway? I though I knew you, but I realize that I don't. I thought that we had something Merkley???. But no I see that you just used me for the baster, and then talked shit about me on your radio show.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:09 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

willy jo,
oh yeah. you like to stranglebate. i forgot cuz i was busy choking my weeliedool.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:14 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

mm,
no, although i do have a thing for baster, i'm afraid the feelings aren't mutual. ho don't come round. so, i'll stick with you. ok? cuddles?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:16 PM

gaby fishsticks!!!! is a gaywad.

nothing better than penguins...except maybe children's tales.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:26 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby,
yeah, i should do more of those bastard stories. i don't think people enjoy them enough for the work involved though.

and you know what a people pleaser i like to be.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:43 PM

marriedman is a gaywad.

ha, you said cuddels. or is it cuddles. damnit I can't spell.

Either way, I want to give willy jo a rim job. Do you think he'll like it?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:36 PM

funkybiznatch is a gaywad.

dude totally freaky, bro.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:02 PM

Dashiell is a gaywad.

Merkley???

If i come to SF will you introduce me to one of your pretty lady friends that will then make me cry and touch myself, and then cry be again because i'm touching myself while she laughs at my weeg, and i go back home all wet and sad because all they do is laugh at me? I would love that.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:51 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Either you are a fantastic photographer or you have really pretty friends. It's probably a mixture of the two.

I demand some ugly shit on this blog soon. All this pretty is just so, pretty. Yuck.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:23 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

mm,
willy jo wants to be stranglebated.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:08 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

dash,
if you come to sf, i will hook you up with alex blagg and you guys can cuddle each others balls.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:11 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,
i am a fantastic photographer and i surround myself with pretty girls.

if you need ugly, i can scan my nuttsack or you can just look at willy jo's butt. wait. now that i look at willy jo's butt again, i guess it's like a pretty girl too.

crap dude, sounds like you might be screwed.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:23 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

That slut 'little Robyn' doesn't desevce soft focus and photoshopping, she still owes me 2 grand. Last time I lend someone money for a nose job, wait, no, she's hot now. I lost her number Merks, can you send it to me?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:54 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

satan,
not everybody is born with a serpent's balls for a nose.

btw, robyn is also immaculate conception wise or somethin'.

i only know virgins.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:44 AM