merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Holy Pee Moth!

October 05, 2005

Holy Pee Moth!

There is a moth that has been living in my toilet for the last few days. He sits up underneath the rim where I can just barely see him. I have been trying to pee him out of exsitence but it ain't goin' so well.

You see, since I can barely see him and because of the weird angle, it's hard to get him right off the pee bat. Problem is, I keep getting really close and then he flies out of the toilet and heads straight for my head and I have felt pee mist coming off his filthy wings on more than one occasion. He always lands on the window where I am able to inspect the miniature pee droplets that float on the fuzz on his filthy urine flavored wings like little tiny marbles. There he dries out only to later return to his cliff side abode overlooking Lake Poo.

Why don't I just smash him you ask? Well first, I don't want to get pee on my hands and second because it's unsportsmanlike.

His day will come. And soon.

Now Click this for a:
BERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

Now here's another lovely photo of that poor old homely Jade.

oh yeah and..
ROHINI LAST NIGHT

That's all for now!
Don't get caught talking smack to a moth to throw off his game.
Your mom,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Wendy is a gaywad.

Aren't you worried that when you sit down on the pot, he is going to fly and land on your netherlands? That would oogie me out.

Name him and keep him as a pet.

I can't get the announcement thingy to work.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:56 PM

gabrielle is a gaywad.

moth tale makes me want to puke.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:57 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,
a small window should open up. if it is blank, just wait for a few, it'll probably show up provided you have quicktime installed.

i know you are on dial up so the load will take a few minutes becaus eit's like 3mb and the other one is 1mb.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:00 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby,
well then by all means, have a go at it.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:01 PM

Willy Jo is a gaywad.

you no rite after yer poop cums out of your butt

thars that second er two that yer butt hole is wide open to the wurld

and its at this time that thar moth pal of yours mite fly rite up yer butt, make a moth nest , have moth baby's, and live happly ever hither after.

oot

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:08 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

willy jo and wendy,
i don't let the moth stay in there when i free the slaves. i don't need no moth thinkin my freckled porthole looks like a new speckled moth pod.

nope, that little fucker gets shooed out.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:44 PM

.Ophelia. is a gaywad.

mMm pee flavored moths

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:56 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

ophelia,
self addressed stamped envelope and it's yours once i hose him down.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:18 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

okay, while the video post loads, i just have to say that both you and your friend have the cutest giggles. seriously. i could carry you both around in my pocket all day!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:59 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

your dogs are also so cute that I could eat them.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:00 PM

Inner Fonzie is a gaywad.

Fist of all, 'Freeing the Slaves' is one of the best euphemisms I've heard... second, it's nice to know there are other pee-shooters out there :P

It's truly a sport that should be entered in the Olympics.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:35 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

poops,
coincidentally i giggle all day playing pocket pool.

i'll eat my dogs first.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:53 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

fonz,
i totally agree.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:54 AM

Squid Vicious is a gaywad.

I accidently sat through a Biology 110 lecture once. The "professor", I use the term loosely because he didn't look anything like he did on Gilligan's Island, was talking about the camoflague pattern of moths. He used the term "perch on a birch" to describe how the moths would hide. He then illustrated his description and said "perch on a birch" 6 or 7 more times so I wrote a song about it called "Perch on a Birch - Faggots Drawing Moths". I guess the whole point of the lecture was to bore everyone to death. At least it wasn't Anthropology:
"Anthropology sucks;
Who cares how apes fuck?
Cultures of the past;
can kiss my ass"
-by Christopher Thomas (my main inspiration for not EVER taking an Anthropology course.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:56 AM

TRT is a gaywad.

It's a good job the sun don't shine out of your arse mate. You know what them moths are like when they see a flame.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:17 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

bad news everybody,

the moth is now avoiding the toilet. just now he was chillin on a towel.

fucking chicken ass moth is afraid of my pee.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:57 AM

Lake Allison is a gaywad.

ahaha!
The random letters they're having me type are tkookj.

Moths like light. Do you have a light-up toilet?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:57 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Dude, I'M afraid of your pee and don't live in your toilet...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:16 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,
i can't pee that far. don't be afraid.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:45 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Oh! That would be crazy if I was just sitting here and a warm stream of pee came rocketing in one of my Northwest windows, and it smelled of asparagus or coffee and I would say: Fucking Merkley and his pee.

That would be coool!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:07 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

and yes. you are a bad actor.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:34 PM

holly is a gaywad.

you need to capture and train that moth for the World's Greatest Amazing PEE ON ME mini moth circus. He will be a domino moth and wear a little leather vest. walmart has them. his first tricks will be simple like peeing on tied up fleas but with a little training, he will graduate to unicycle pee performing.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:34 AM

The Snakehead is a gaywad.

This just shows that you still need to work on your pee-skills. I can pee on anything and everything. It doesn't matter if they are flying, running, walking, sprinting, swimming or floating, I'll pee on it whenever and wherever I want.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:53 AM

Professor Leotus Clouse & The Duke of Sweet Cheeks is a gaywad.

Fuck moths, in the south we have pee mosquitoes.
While pinching one off, a mosquito or two will hit a nice juicy blood reservoir in the ass cheek. And then sometimes, I even let them suck off the nut sack.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:34 PM

William Bunkton is a gaywad.

'Pretend this is a caption, likening Merkley???'s piss moth to my Cher Bat of yore,'

Ha ha.. Good one Bunkton... you've nothing NEW to ad to cyberspace, so you are clutching at straws.... riding your dead and faded glory of the past, i.e referring to your piece of shit 'blog' you swore on Merkley's friends slavic cheek bones you'd never have. well you did have one for a stretch and now its finished.. and you have nothing new to ad to the internet but shit references and comparisons to what once was.

Poor form Bunkton... aka Me... Go fuck myself.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:23 AM

Szugye is a gaywad.

My name is Flip Wilson Szugye and I rock da mutherfuckin house! htom is moth spelled...

"Say Fuck in front of your mom." ~The Vandals.

Szugye Wilson Flip has great art:www.szugye.com

xirhos--word verification

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:50 PM

Anonymous is a gaywad.

I just finished listening the the podcast you did with Alex Blagg, and I just wanted to say thank you! Myfreepaysite.com is the greatest website I have ever known.

-B-Dog

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:44 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

holly,
i should have done that but unfortunately I already killed that fucker.

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snakehead,
your advice is meaningless for tha moth is DEAD!!!

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professor and duke,
If i could pee a mosquito out of the air. I would be famous and I would not bother with this blog.

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bunkton,
you are acting gay. just blog again, jeeezus.

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Szugye,
say, do you do art? where might some one see some of it?

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Anonymous,
I just hope to god that the few people who hear that podcast won't be the few extra dozen that break the bandwith budget causing them to yank it from my life. i would cry a river of blood and hair.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:58 PM

szugye is a gaywad.

I'm glad you asked me about my art.

1: Yes I do art.
2: You can see it at--www.szugye.com

Thank you for your interest in my artwork.

word verification:xffdzu

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:39 PM