merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Holy Zoo Poop!

October 22, 2005

Holy Zoo Poop!

Neela said:
Merkley??? only takes pictures of cool kids and sometimes birds.

Merkley??? said:
If by birds you mean chicks and by chicks you mean baby chickens and by chickens you mean pussies and by pussies you mean cats and by cats you mean negroes and by negroes you mean merkley??? -- yes, you are right. I take a lot of self portraits.

OK so it wasn't very funny, but it has that old bitch who ate the fly kinda deal going on and that counts for something so eat crap dood.

That's all for now.
Don't get caught trying to see a fly's butthole.
Your Favorite Mexican Jumping Bean,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

ScaryCheri is a gaywad.

heh, you said 'poop'.

I want to have your puppies Merkley???

I Love this post, and now I have the old lady who swallowed a fly song stuck on my mind...could the night get better?!?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:43 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

scary,
like -- so, are you saying that you'd like to give birth to something brand new and human or that you'd like me to give you the puppies i currently have or that you'd like to give birth to butterface and grampa snortzle -- because that would require some weird activity wherein my dogs would have to pass through your birth canal, and while that totally sounds fun, i might worry about my dogs not getting enough air.

at any rate. it's always good to think of all the things surounding birth and birth canals and episiotomies and such.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:31 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

Yes, yes I will eat crap dood… If by crap you mean shit and by shit you mean drugs and by drugs you ecstasy. Mmmmm, edible raspberry flavoured ecstasy. Care for some?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:39 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

satan,
oh what a fun game i have invented. yes, pass the drugs and by pass i do not mean fart.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:44 PM

Lake Allison is a gaywad.

I remember when this blog used to be funny..

If I want to see models, I'll pick up a cosmo.

Come on, where's the zoo poop you promised?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:59 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

Ah yes, but if by drugs, you mean shit and if by shit you mean crap and if by crap you mean I should deficate in your mouth. Then open wide you sicko... Well, OK, Satan Shit will be the best drugs you've ever tried and fully worth the experience but really man, it's still shit.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:25 AM

ScaryCheri is a gaywad.

By have, I mean birth your offspring, and by offspring I do not mean the band, and by band I mean no-entry and by entry I mean penetration and by penetration I mean sex of which mine is female.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:17 AM

marriedman is a gaywad.

I thought I was going to have your puppies....fuck man. that's just not right.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:16 AM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

i kinda miss your story books merkley??? working on any?

you could do one about a girl who births a litter of puppies then witnesses satan shitting into someones mouth.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:49 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

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# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:49 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

allison,
don't hate. you'll get your poop in due time.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:45 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

scary,
my weeplop is not nearly long enough to impregnate you wherever you are, but i'd be happy to send you some the necessary ingredients in a ziploc bag.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:47 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

satan,
we don't use that kind of colorful language on this blog. go to church this instant.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:48 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

marriedman,
i have lots of the necessary ingredient that usually just ends up just going to waste in a sock --- i have plenty of ziploc bags --- maybe you and sheri could assist one another.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:50 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

poopee,
i'm sure i'll revisit the storybooks -- i have just been super busy and they actually take quite a bit of time.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:51 PM