merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: It's Awesome. Holy Shit I Can't Believe How Awesome It Is. Totally Awesome.

October 29, 2005

It's Awesome. Holy Shit I Can't Believe How Awesome It Is. Totally Awesome.

What's Awesome you ask?

This Totally Awesome Video Blog. That's what's awesome.

That's all for now.
Don't get caught being totally awesome.
Your Awesome AwesomeFace,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Anonymous is a gaywad.

yeah. france sucks. the only think i like about france are those garlicky, gritty, snails. and frog legs.

I can hear the audio, but I can't see the video. i got a message saying that that particular plug-in wasn't available at the Quicktime server.

don't know if anyone else is having the same problem?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:06 PM

Alex Blagg is a gaywad.

you're not missing much. just the faggoty ramblings of a hungover douchebag.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:54 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

you'd know alex, i still have some of your lipstick on my anus.

move to new york already -- sheesh.

who knows what the trouble is? who cares really?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:04 PM

Anonymous is a gaywad.

yeah, but what if you're a hunk?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:06 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

you bet your ass i'm a hunk -- i'm like a chunk of hunk'n'junk and that aint no bunk or god damned gunk and i'm hung like an elephants trunk but i got the funk of a skunk dead in a trunk --- PUNK.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:11 PM

Anonymous is a gaywad.

i think you are drunk.

or maybe
a monk?

too long in the abbey
no bath
and so funk.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:01 PM

Willy Jo is a gaywad.

awsum

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:21 PM

Jay V is a gaywad.

holy CRAP this was the coolest one EVER! I'm making a new one when I can as a tribute to the great . . . merkley???

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:42 AM

borkborkbork is a gaywad.

Perhaps you could start a delivery service to supply the males who don't end the night with a bunch of girls in their car.

AAA Backseat Love Express merkeley???

Instead of going home, why don't you make out with all of them at once, or, better yet, get all of them to make out and then take their pictures and make them look beautiful in Photoshop?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:57 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

ok anonymous -- you win -- but you are still a crudball for being anonymous.

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Willy Jo,
you accidentally misspelled that word bud.

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Jay V,
You're making a new what?

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borkborkbork,

i have a fairly good supply of photos of nice ladies making out with other nice ladies and lots of boob grabbing - ahhhh sweet alcohol -- someday i might do a collection.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:15 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

Are you taking the piss?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:34 PM

Professor Leotus Clouse & The Duke of Sweet Cheeks is a gaywad.

I love the vlogs!
There was a girl asking you to take photos of her boobies on my blog too, what's up with that?!
I had to put her in her place...

I told her that if she wanted roofies and nudies then to go ask Merkley directly, stop pussyfootin’ round meh blog.

Anyways, I also told her to be forewarned; "I’ve heard many other unsuspecting virgins like yourself wandering clueless into Merkley’s embrace. And instead of slipping them a roofie and taking nudies as they’d hoped for, he’ll slip them a tab of acid and abandon them at a Chucky Cheese bar with a bill that included 58 pitchers of beer, 27 jager shots, 9 incriminating photo booth sessions with Chucky the Rat (no diffused glow effect either), and a [text] message that says 'I’m not sorry'."

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:50 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

satan,
are you drunk?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:02 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

professor,
what? where -- who wants a picture of their boobs.

that's some funny shit there baloneyballs.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:03 PM

melina is a gaywad.

happy day of hallowe'en!

if that's your flat, merks, it's way neat-o lookin...liked the b/w effect and little 2 x 2 sized screen.

is that snortzle weirdeye mcteeth or butterface? couldn't tell, but always so cutsie to have a doggie in an intro!

i have to say, you remind me a little of jim morrison in this vlog, and that is meant as a compliment, bitch.

can i be more in love with you? only if i get a drunk text message in my lifetime...

oh, and you photoshopped the chest hair off of brooke's boobs pretty well it looks like. thanks for doing that! hee hee heh heh

v. good!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:19 PM

Lake Allison is a gaywad.

I can hear the sound, but not see the picture.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:40 PM

Anonymous is a gaywad.

there is no video, is there, you little gnome?

~~anonymous eastcoast bi-sexual, who longs to see west coast boobies.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:29 PM

Anonymous is a gaywad.

I lied about being bisexual. I just wanted to look cool, hip, and uh,...attractive to men.

Where the fuck are the funny stories you used to tell? I'm sick of lookin' at chicks.

~~not east coast and not bisexual

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:07 PM