merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Scientific Fact: Negroes Don't Have Taste Buds!

October 02, 2005

Scientific Fact: Negroes Don't Have Taste Buds!

They have Flava Homies.

Now here's a picture I took the other day of the sultry TV/Documentary film/podcast sex show producing Elizabeth Morse.

Elizabeth is from New Orleans and her parents house was flooded but they are safe and they aren't sad because George W. Bush personally came and picked them up and gave them a ride in his Jeep Wrangler to Baton Rouge before the Katrina and now he calls them every single day just to say what's up and to tell them jokes because he cares about THEM because they are white white white, holy shit are they ever white. George loves the shit out of them.

The podcast she produces is called Sex With Emily and I, along with my husband Alex Blagg, will be an uninformed and undoubtedly annoying guest on the show scheduled to be taped Monday. Hey that's tomorrow! I will be drunk and pantsless.

That's all for now.
Don't get caught making up hilarious jokes about Negroes on the spot and laughing uncontrollably at your own brilliance while everyone else frowns and looks like they want to punch you in the dick.
Your Great Great Grandpa on Your Mother's Side (who was a slave trader by the way and that's why some black people have your same last name and weird smell),
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

Anonymous is a gaywad.

Wow! That girl is beautiful.

Is that your girlfriend?

wow.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:43 PM

Anonymous is a gaywad.

p.s.

that joke was stupid.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:44 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

anonymous,

being anonymous is gay and so is having a girlfriend.

also, you are absolutely wrong. that joke is one of the best jokes in the history of jokes. bastard, bitch, whichever.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:47 PM

shelia mighty ocean wind is a gaywad.

MERKLEY that photo plus this post was the most blatant way of saying you have sex with pretty girls who are good at sex.

how droll. and no black people have the last name MIGHTY OCEAN WIND.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:35 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

oh sheila -- gaby,

i don't even have a weiner. i take pictures of pretty girls to make up for that fact. and girls who have sex shows are doing sex shows for the same reason too. emily and elizabeth are frigid virgins.

but you are right about one thing, they sure are pretty.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:43 PM

pisscock mcgee is a gaywad.

Dear Sir-

If, for whatever odd reason, the evil in this world does not preliminarily truncate my existence among men, mark my werds on the following: I will, at some point, make it to Saint Francisco (where I'm probably spos'd to bee ennywae) and there you will snap similar mainly nude photos of old BC, lying on a bed showing the side of one boob, sitting on a 4000 dollar sofa in a trendy club I could never get into without your assistance (and likely not even then), in a short skirt hiked high up my thighs, glaring seductively into your omniscient lens that peers directly into my soul...and you will make my eyes impossibly green and my face jaundiced yellow, and I will be beautiful at last. You are my pure god damn hero. I shall be at your door directly. Don't worry, I have your address.

Sincerely, BC

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:55 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

mr. pisscock,
your presence is welcome, although i must admit, there are no velvet ropes where the likes of dudes such as ourselves tred. rather there is a quarter jukebox, lots of cheap booze and photoshop to add an other worldly desire to otherwise depressing photos of possibilities.

the girls here are wonderful. they will buy you one whiskey if you buy them three.

your nudity will be shunned however in my house for the site of a man's weeeg only incites carnal madness and hip hop dancing in my poor feeble soul.

bc -- you are welcome here, although i do have a big korean fag at the door that will check your gun and render you pussy! ha!

the address is good until further notice.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:28 AM

Anonymous is a gaywad.

your objetification of women is disgusting and shallow. you wouldn't know a good woman if she bit you in the ass.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:41 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

a good woman would never bite my ass. my ass is bionic and would wreck her teeth.

btw, if anyone here is being objectified it is I. i am controlled by the sparkling eyes of any pretty girl.

like, my flask is totally theirs dude.

also, i am wasted and i still know how to spell objectified.

walk a mile in my shoes and then tell me about pretty girls. pretty girls routinely stab yours truly in the weeeg and take my flask.

i will kill you anonymous. i will kill you. do not test me. i will kill you. there is plenty of room in my freezer for a little bunny like you. it will be fun to make you sharpen the blade that will slit your throat.

holy shit am i funny.

good times.

in the name of jesus christ..... amen.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:49 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

also, your anonymous shit is homo.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:49 AM

Billionaire Bunks is a gaywad.

Merkley???

Use your musical and artistical skills as well as those of your contacts to raise enough money to fly me to west coast usa and be wooed by one or some of your female friends.

love

-BIlly Bunks.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:30 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

bunks,
i'll get right on that sir.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:01 AM

shelia; mighty ocean wind is a gaywad.

yeah and why did you objectify that snaggletooth dog? more shallow and disgusting than everrr....

and p.s. merkley, spreading the insult around isn't a way to dissipate it from you, objectifier of dogs and women.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:22 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby,
women and dogs are already objects. i'm not jesus.xz

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:25 AM

Satan is a gaywad.

She really is a beautiful nipple... I mean girl... Nice work on the 'shop'n. Very sultry.

My question is: Is that a pee stain next to her arm, because I can understand you getting that excited but you could have at least photoshopped that out as well.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:52 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

Satan,
huh???

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:07 AM

Inner Fonzie is a gaywad.

That picture makes me want to expose my nipple to you...

the best way to see lots of naked women is to have a portfolio of other naked women already... I hate catch 22s...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:43 AM

Satan is a gaywad.

I can still see the yellow pigment in the sheet. That or I shouldn't accept mesculin from midgets?!

Ha ha, the word verification is Crpwear. It knows my wardrobe...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:02 AM

Wendy is a gaywad.

Ha! I was gone a couple of days and totally missed the super jealous anon post...yeah like we don't know.

Dude, ignore my comment above. Post MORE pretty girls. Post all pretty girls all the time and all of them naked. It's killing her.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:40 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

dash,
nah, you just gotta slip a lot of roofies then make sure the photos look good, then you can take the second set with no roofies and then if you make those look good, then she'll email you always wanting more photos.

it's awesome.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:05 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,
the anon post was from NY.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:06 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

satan,
no more pee.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:07 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

well, then nevermind. Ugly shit it is.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:22 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

That sounds like some pretty horrid surgery... no more pee?! How, why, how, what?!?!?!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:15 AM

Squid Vicious is a gaywad.

Apparently, i need to learn Photoshop so I can take pictures of naked women. My only question for you, Merks, (can I call you Merks? A little late for that, as i already did. Did people ever call you Jerkley in school? Cause, that is the typical mentality of school kids. i would never do that, anyway, I'm inventing a new typing style: sickenese. What you do is have a waitress hack her grems on a menu, get sick 2 days before the single most important job interview after having stayed up for 5 days preparing for the interview due to stress all the while fighting a SEVERE head cold, thusly thinly veiling your comment as a sidebar inside of a sidebar during the gist of your main comment resulting in a hard to follow run-on sentence. Cool, huh?) is was that picture taken before or after?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:19 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

squid,
you are hopped up on robitussin. don't lie. you're always hopped up on robi.

that picture was taken right before i rubbed icy hot on my weeliedool which made me cry and i had to go to the emergency room where a nurse sneezed on my anus.

coincidence?

i think not.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:24 AM