merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Stop Touching Your Anus.

October 20, 2005

Stop Touching Your Anus.

Tonight I'm performing at the SF Weekly awards show at the Warfield. You know, with the Bing Ji Ling Thing -- lots of sexy Ice Cream sluts and Ice Cream. Ok they aren't sluts --- but how awesome would it be if they were?
8pm at the Warfield -- we open the show with a marching band and shit. Don't be late or I'll make out with your grandma.

Kathalina

DJ Key Bumps On The Beach

That's all for now.
Don't get caught waving your boobs to punctuate the retarded shit you're saying.
Your Soldier in Christ's Army,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

merkley??? is a gaywad.

Something was wrong with this shit yesterday. thanks to willy jo for alerting me. it works now.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:21 PM

pisscock mcgee is a gaywad.

Dear sir-

It would appear that chest hair is quite the popular accessory in San Francisco. Does it stand to reason that a thick bush is equally as welcome in that great polis in the sky? Because my current bush would have me the heppest cat on the bloc. Watch yourself—because I'm climbing to the TOP!!!

ps- I'm going to hang myself.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:42 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

pissdrinker,
everyone hates bush here.

i am glad to see that you are back to your old suicide threatening ways because i was beginning to think something was wrong with you.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:46 PM

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