merkley???: I May Not Be God, But at Least I'm Real.: Things I learned From KRS-ONE Last Night

October 13, 2005

Things I learned From KRS-ONE Last Night

Free VIP tickets -- Why not?... even though I never really liked His Professorness back in the day, It's always fun to see someone who is considered by many to be a legend do his thing. Here is what I learned.

1. The underground is freedom.
2. Whitey is inherently lame and controls the regular ground and is keeping the good shit underground.
3. Whitey therefore keeps people free by keeping them underground. (I deduced that all by myself because I'm smort.)
4. For some reason, there still needs to be a revolution.
5. I cannot GIVE away a free VIP pass to KRS-ONE to anyone in my social group.
6. His sidekick really needs to pull up his pants.

He has TAINT on his shirt, RAD.

Anyway, despite dumbass ideas, the dude was totally entertaining. Man knows how to captivate a crowd.

After that I went to Arrow Bar and took the following pictures of new wavers (new wave is old, that's the funny part).

This is Robyn Miller who I now finally remember after having apparently forgotten her a billion times. She used to sing in a band called The Peels. They broke up even though they had some big deal on Capitol Records.

This is Richie Panic. He is a Stand up fella and a terrific DJ because he doesn't care about cool, he cares about fun. His real name is Jason. Women love him. They should.

This is Atty. She comes to parties at my house sometimes and I see her around and she is friends with almost everyone I know. I don't know much else.

This is Mikey, He has 10 billion myspace friends and they are mostly all hot girls. The women claim that he ain't gay. I have my doubts. At any rate, He has always been pleasant to me. I never fault a man flanked with gaggles of babes. That would be dumb.

This is Jaclyn. She is absolutely nutts. This is why she is cool. She does things her way and fuck off if you don't like it. I can roll with that. She claims Mikey copies her. There is substantial evidence to support her claim. See above.

I was overjoyed when upon adjusting the contrast on her dress, it became transparent. I can REALLY roll with that.

That's all for now.
Don't get caught being obsessed with taking a picture of every single person on your myspace list.
Your Dogs Favorite Chew Toy,
merkley???

FUCK FRANCINE!!:

gabrielle is a gaywad.

you are a typo queen today. but really swelleriffic photos.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:09 PM

Alex Blagg is a gaywad.

This place is turning into the West Coast's Cobrasnake/MySpace/Hipster Photo Album.

Yours are prettier, of course. Probably 'cause you're a faggot!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:30 PM

kiddo is a gaywad.

yeah. your photos make me orgasm.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:53 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

gaby,

thanks. if you call me gay one more time i'm gonna turn gay and then you'll REALLY be sorry.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:42 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

blagg,

looks like it's call merkley a fag day! everybody join in!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:43 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

kiddo,
that would be cool if it were actually true.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:44 PM

Anonymous is a gaywad.

Sweet supple nipples. By the way Merkley parties in the Castro!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:10 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

You don't know Atty well Hmmmm... bubblewrap!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:21 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

"1. The underground is freedom"

Man you are fixated on the slaves and black people, but at least you are helping them.

Atty is the prettiest one yet.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:44 PM

r/r is a gaywad.

yea cool post good-lookin ladies

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:19 AM

The Caretaker is a gaywad.

Hot chixxx...I love them, but I hate them, but I hate that I love them.
Oh, how hipsters used to sit on parking cones in highschool but now the jocks are the ones sitting on the parking cones to get that prison quake back.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 11:03 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

Anonymous,
Yeah wel you party up my butt when I party in the Castro -- wait, that's not a good insult. crap.

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Satan,

send the bubblewrap and if i don't pop all the bubbles first, i'll consider your idea.

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Wendy
"1. The underground is freedom"

krs-one is the one who is obsessed -- those are his lyrics -- not mine.

are you blonde wendy?

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ryan_r,
thanks dude.

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The Caretaker,

doesn't seem like it would be comfortable to sit on a parking cone --- or a cone of any sort -- except maybe an ice cream cone like if you had a thermal diaper on or something.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:11 PM

pisscock mcgee is a gaywad.

Nobody smokes in California, right?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:27 PM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

pisshead,
i'm the only person I know who DOESN'T smoke.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:02 PM

Wendy is a gaywad.

No, and I was joking. Sheesh.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:24 PM

funkybiznatch is a gaywad.

fucking krs-one. i mean yeah he's a legend and all but how many times can you hear about the revolution? seriously. that's why i didn't want to go. i already have my photo with krs so i was like "eh. whatever" i also had my jammies on already. and i was stoned. real stoned.
basically im a loser.
hey but i will see you tonight. for like the first time in a kazillion years.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:08 PM

funkybiznatch is a gaywad.

and another thing...that chick's cans are phenomenal she should always wear see through things.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:27 PM

bardot is a gaywad.

dood, i'd go with you to krs-one. i've seen his isht before.

he's a total drama queen.

i'm totally underground.

social circles are fun! especially the sf ones.

p.s. i need to not drink booze at 3pm.

p.p.s. thanks for the dog sympathy.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:48 PM

Lake Allison is a gaywad.

It's like birdwatching, but instead of watching birds you watch shiny people.

Merkley, why are those people so shiny?? Are they part dolphin?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:49 PM

Lake Allison is a gaywad.

Oh yeah and write something funny, for poopsake.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:52 PM

Squid is a gaywad.

Post more pictures of that cyclops chick. Maybe you could photoshop in another eyeball?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:19 PM

marriedman is a gaywad.

A few things, I must say.

First, holy hell. Nice ladies. Do you think that you could hook me up with one of them for a little R.J. action? I mean, seriously my mullet has to qualify me for something, don't you think?

Second, what happened to the really disgusting Merkley???
I know he's still in there (by there I mean your gay friend's anus). Cum out Merk. I wanna play some more.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:43 AM

Szugye is a gaywad.

Hey! I was just in Chicago and a black homeless dude called me "whitey." He just kept repeating it over and over again because I wouldn't give him any money. Poor little ole' Suge had to hear stuff like, "Fuck you whitey...fuck you... you white piece of shit." I almost cried. *tears*

I guess I am the cause of all his problems. Who would have thought that Szugye would be the cause of this man's problems? I feel so guilty. *Oh Brother*

That KRS-ONE guy is something alright. I have always enjoyed his music. He sings that song, "Dust in the Wind"...right??? Yeah...that's a great piece of work. "To poop on."

Szugye has art:www.szugye.com

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:22 PM

poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

once again you have totally impressed me with your photos. nice work.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 6:53 PM

Satan is a gaywad.

The girlfriend caught me trying to send off the bubble wrap, lets just say that after the inital panic and some quick wrapping of my own, one question has been answered... the girls would never have survived the trip.

What should I do with the poppable package that's now sitting in the bath tub???

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 1:51 AM

Inner Fonzie is a gaywad.

How do you get the vived colors yet the great contrast in your photos? Do you use filters or do you do a lot of post-processing? They are really great. I enjoy each and every one!

And I wouldn't go to KRS-One and I don't even know what it is...

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:50 AM

holly is a gaywad.

krs 1 taught me about jimmy hats. poetry- ya- know-etry.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:10 AM

merkley??? is a gaywad.

funkybiznatch,

that's soooo weird. you NEVER get stoned.

and yes -- her boobs look great there.

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bardot,

you should have checked your myspace dood -- i fucken posted that shit NOBODY wanted to go.

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Allison S,

No they aren't part dolphin but YOU are. HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

YOU are part dolphin!!! which part? that's easy, your BLOW HOLE!!!

there -- was that funny? NO it wasn't.

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Squid,

dude, the only cyclops around here is your peehole. why don't YOU photoshop a peehole on your tounge?

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marriedman,
The disgusting merkley is here. I've just been busy clogging my tounge peehole with fire ants and cabbage.

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Szugye,

black people = weeeeeird.

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poopee shmoopee,

thanks darlin'

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Satan,

you should definitely light it on fire and pee on it.

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Inner Fonzie,

I do lots of photoshop -- like LOTS! i may put together a tutorial on the subject.

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holly,

i totally knowetry what you meanetery dudetry.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:19 PM