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October 12, 2005

This Post Don't Need No Fucken' Title

Here is a picture of Grandpa Snortzle...



who has a white fleur-de-lis on his head which reminds me of France and this stupid bitch model...



who broke my super expensive video camera when I was in Paris on tour with my friend Adrian Young ...



who is in a band with this girl...



and is also in a band with Quinn Luke a.k.a. Bing Ji Ling...



and those two fuckers (Adrian and Quinn) are both in the same band because of yours truly of whom Rohini snapped this picture...



of which I hurredly photoshoppedthefuckoutof to make me look less fat and more handsome much as I did with this photo snapped by one of my best friends in the world -- Duane Call, which brings us full circle back to Grandpa Snortzle who is relaxing on my lap.



And now for the point:

You will be able to catch half of the above fuckers this friday night as Bing Ji Ling and the gang kill people with Ice Cream and boobs at The Independent in SF.

That's all for now.
Don't get caught incriminating an innocent and lovely random young Parisian model because you didn't take any pictures of the actual stupid bitch model who broke your expensive video camera, but what the fuck -- all fucking models are the same anyway right?
Your This-Leads-To-That-Something-Or-Other,
merkley???


I have been thinking about kittens since 3:43 PM
  21 people pooping on parties

FUCK FRANCINE!!:
Anonymous NameDropper is a gaywad.

Nobody cares that you know famous people.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:43 PM
 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

namedropper,

oh how wrong you are. here is a quick and dirty list of 5 people that i am positive care if i know famous people.

1. my dad
2. my sister
3. merry jane
4. pisscock mcgee
5. kelly tunstall

ha ha -- you were wrong. gayhole.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:48 PM
 

Blogger Wendy is a gaywad.

This has not so much to do with all the famous people you know and more to do with your super fantastic plaid socks which I totally like a whole lot.

Wish I could go to the show, but I can't.

You are soo keeping that dog huh?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:51 PM
 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,
annnnd, they are the most durable socks i have ever owned. i have had them since 1991 and there isn't even the slightest sign of any hole anywhere in them.

grandpa snortzle is still officially a foster dog -- because he is still causing the lovely butterface too much grief.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 5:57 PM
 

Anonymous Anonymous is a gaywad.

get a haircut fer christ's sake. fuckin hippy.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:17 PM
 

Blogger Lake Allison is a gaywad.

The hair.. the beard.. the suit.. the SOCKS.. the dorky grandpa shoes!

How come I never knew you were gorgeous?!

Photoshopped or not..

I wish I was your foster dog.

I'm nice to cameras!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:00 PM
 

Blogger Satan is a gaywad.

Holy Moses, are you wearing white shoes after Labor Day.


I hope you spanked that model for... you don't need a reason.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:03 PM
 

Anonymous Squid is a gaywad.

All that comes to mind is:

"Maybe" by Thom Pace -

Deep inside the forest
There's a door into another land.
Here is our life and home.
We are staying here forever
In the beauty of this place all alone.
We keep on hoping.
Maybe there's a world
Where we don't have to run.
Maybe there's a time we'll call our own, Living free in harmony and majesty.
Take me home. Take me home.

(Hmmm? Where have I seen that picture before?)

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:18 PM
 

Blogger Professor Leotus Clouse & The Duke of Sweet Cheeks is a gaywad.

There are only three kinds of people in this world who've gotten away with wearing such attire, the preventable grandpa retard, the fascist boner boob, and ???
How did she break the viddy cam anyway? Does this mean no more cancer awareness vlogs!?
BTW, the Sex with Emily podcast with you and Blagg was pretty gosh darn tickling.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 12:35 AM
 

Blogger pisscock mcgee is a gaywad.

Thanks to this fabulous man the degree of separation betwixt myself and Ms. Stefani has dwindled to "one degree," from the previous unacceptable height of "three degrees." As a country and western music purveyor though, this is slightly less important than the fact that this fabulous man knows that beard of his. This fabulous man gives hope to less fortunate mendicants everywhere, bearded or otherwise.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:01 PM
 

Blogger poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

i love snortzle's crazy eye in that shot.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 3:42 PM
 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

Anonymous ,
get a fucking name.

_______________________


Allison S,

you ain't too shabby yourself.

especially thos phone camera photos. yowza.


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Satan ,
why did you delete the long bubble wrap comment? was it just a little too revealing?

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Squid,
thanks for recognizing my true identity. and thanks for the poem. homo.

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Professor Leotus Clouse & The Duke of Sweet Cheeks,

I'm glad you liked the buffonery,

and the camera incident was a couple years ago. luckily i had insurance.

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pisscock mcgee,

oh pissy, there are no degrees of separation when you kepp her music in your heart. i know how much you loved "i'm just a girl". well now it's time to stop just loving it, it's time to BE it. god has lead you here my friend. chop off your penis and live!

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poopee shmoopee,

you should see that crazy thing in true life. he convinced me to chop off my elbow.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:09 PM
 

Anonymous Squid is a gaywad.

Dude, that's totally the them song from your show. What king of Gaywad homo doesn't know the words to his own show?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 4:57 PM
 

Blogger Satan is a gaywad.

You twonk, I don't delete a damn thing... It's on the previous post.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:15 PM
 

Anonymous Anonymous is a gaywad.

OmGZZzzz!
YoU kNoW gWeN StEfAnI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
OMGz! HoLLaBaCk GiRl iS lYkE mY FaVe SoNg! gOtTa Go, sChOoL tOmOrRow!!!! xOxO




I'm purely joking. Afterall, we all know that such juveniles would not understand the sophisticated content of such a blog as yours.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:31 PM
 

Anonymous shelia! mighty ocean wiiiindd.... is a gaywad.

i missed this post before & my opportunity to crack wise about it. oh well.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:38 PM
 

Blogger Wendy is a gaywad.

"Twonk" LOL! I have no idea what that means but it cracks me up...I am soo using that.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 10:40 PM
 

Anonymous Melina is a gaywad.

Grandpa Snortzle is one lucky dawg to be sitting on that photoshopped lap of yours...

Here's some unabashed worship for you Merkley: you're so darling...like you even needed to hear that just one more time, right?

Oh, alright already! Merkley? You're so darling...

Hey, when's Bing comin' back to L.A.?

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 8:26 AM
 

Blogger Satan is a gaywad.

Use at will Wendy,

I think he'll be emailing Bunkton for that one!

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 9:07 AM
 

Blogger funkybiznatch is a gaywad.

fuck that camera breaking model.

i like the dogs teeth.

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 2:06 PM
 

Blogger ScaryCheri is a gaywad.

Huh..

...

I thought it was just some chick trying to look like Gwen Stefani

# I fondled your brother's boobs at 7:23 PM
 

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