Your Grampa Left his Bra At My House

***TONIGHT***


YOU ARE ALL DEAD MEAT . . .





Try to make out with these dudes before they make out with each other.

THE ADORED





They are like famous up and comers and shit. That one dude just bought a pony with the money the record company paid him. The other dude bought a microwave and that one in the back is saving his money because he wants to move to france. The other one blew it all already and the other three have to keep buying him drinks.



Guess who is hosting -- read the flyer butthole.

me.

MERKLEY???

You know you fucking want me to take your picture so you can look all glowy and desireable. Well. I'll have my camera -- If you're real nice and buy me a drink or pull your dress down to where we can almost see your whole boob, I'll think about it. Also, wear something see through.

Jefrodesiac won DJ of the century last night at the OSCARS so come and try to touch him.





Golden will be doing visuals.



Hopefully he won't stand in front of you because his hair is really really tall and you wouldn't be able to see his show if he did. That would be awesome.





TONIGHT

Live Performance by THE ADORED (www.rocktheadored.com)
Guest Host: MERKLEY??? (www.threequestionmarks.com)
Film: BORN TO ROCK (9pm)
DJ: JEFRODISIAC
Visual Aesthetics: GOLDEN



holy shit i drink a lot.


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