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November 11, 2005

Comment? Fuckin' Fuck Yeah I Got A Fuckin' Comment -- A Fuckin' Awesome Comment Too!

I decided to stop wasting my genius comments out there in the eeenternet. I left these two comments on raymi's blog before she nuked her comments cuz dicks were all fuckin up her positive vibes n'shit dude.

Begin awesome comment:

The only thing I can ever think about in the bath (which only happens when it's freezing) is that the water that was just in my buttcrack and underneath my marblebag is now probably floating around my chin and little microscopic buttcrack/marblebag germs are laughing their dirty germ asses off trying to get in my mouth.

Baths are gross.

End awesome comment.


Neela


Begin next awesome comment:

Yesterday, the girl who introduced me to your blog came over and got me for breakfast, we ate crab on the pier but on the way home I realized that I had a major case of violent drunk poop gut. She wanted to rent a movie so I said she could go get it. I said it because I wanted some private poop time but she wasn't picking up on it and instead she said:

"Well let's just watch a movie you already have"

So I was like -- "fuck", and then I ended up holding in a drunk poop and all it's subsequent farts through the whole movie ELF which was really fucking hard because it's hard to hold back explosive drunk butt when you are also laughing.

She will read this now and certain things will make more sense.

Thank you for providing this forum.

End next awesome comment.


Now here are even more shiny photos of hipsters.


Jenny Young



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Byron


That's all for now!
Don't get caught wasting pure genius on everybody else's blogs!
Your Stunt Masturbation Coordinator,
President Ronald Reagan

FUCK FRANCINE!!:
Anonymous 1 little merkley is a gaywad.

I was thinking of starting a blog detailing your genius comments from around the world wide web. I would call it "Merkleyisms".

Ah, forget it.

I read many blogs just for the comments, but Raymi's blog is good with or without comments.

 

Blogger marriedman is a gaywad.

merkley, your comments that you have left at my place are priceless and it wouldn't be the same without them. Are you really going to quit? I don't think I can handel it.

hey, when are we gonna play grosser than gross.

it would be historic.

 

Anonymous 1 little merkley is a gaywad.

Shit, I missed that part...you can't quit commenting!

You can't, You can't!

Your comments are the best!

 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

1 Little merkley,
i agree -- raymi is fine as just raymi, -- her comments section is never as interesting as her stuff -- except of course when i comment then it's fanfuckintasteeek.

 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

marriedmean,

well there is no place more fun to commment than on your blog. it's the one place i am quite certain i cant overdo it. it's nice to have a place where excessive assholery is the standard.

why the fuck would you get the idea i could or would ever quit commenting --- being a smartass is part of my very core.

 

Anonymous Szugye The Great is a gaywad.

OH FUCK! A drunk poop and stomach pains (that is a fuckin awesome combination).

Why the hell would you EVER take a bath dude? That shit is for homo-pee-pee-poopie-people.

 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

szuge,
sometimes when it's really really cold --- being a homo-poo-poo-pee-pee-people is just what the proctologist ordered.

 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

oh yeah,
that sign off wasn't meant to suggest that i was gonna stop commenting --- i couldn't manage that even if i tried -- i'm a fuckin loud mouth, that won't ever change -- i just meant -- why let it just sit there when i can post it here where all the people who read this awesome blog but dont know the dark corners and shady internet hallways in which i wallow?

see?

that's why i have an FBI file and you don't.

 

Blogger poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

i would love to see a series of shots where your subjects give you the finger.

 

Blogger Wendy is a gaywad.

yep, your comments on Raymi's were awesome. The comments are awesome here. When I read them initially I thought you should stick them up here, now you have. Scary mind voo doo mannnn!

I too have an FBI file, thanks Dad.

 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

poops,
you know -- i have a lot of those and i have thought about that. people love to do that shit. maybe one day i will compile them all.

 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

wendy,
oh -- isn't it nice to agree! hooray!

 

Blogger Professor Leotus Clouse & The Duke of Sweet Cheeks is a gaywad.

Well, I'll be looking forward to taking advantage of this once in a lifetime offer to own Merkley's??? Boob Diary and Finger Bang collection. Exclusively on the home shopping network of course.
Hell, it would be worth it just to see the customer testimonials segment.

 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

professor,
you must be refering to the dark places comment --- or maybe you're drunk -- or maybe i just don't know what the hell you're talking about. probably the last one. definitely the last one.

 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

btw -- my word verification the last comment was

titfux

this one is

jenymink

i know a girl named jenny and i know that mink is very soft -- the whole thing is totally porn

 

Blogger ~*Bettie is a gaywad.

Fregg'n Idiot!

Fregg'n post something already. GAWD! I didn't effing link you so people could read the same shit over and over and over and over and over and laugh until their spleens burst. Damn.

(You can thank Allision)

kkhosa
The gentle sound of a duck getting run over by a bus. . *tear*

 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

badgirl,
holy crap -- settle down -- i got enough in the archives to keep your ten billion readers itching their nuttsack for like 4.6 hours -- over ten houors for slow readers, you know, the types with whom badgirls hang -- knowwhuddamean??
knowwhuddamean??
knowwhuddamean??
knowwhuddamean??
huh?
huh?
huh?
huh?

now shut it.

 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

but also -- thanks for the link darlin!

 

Blogger gabrielle is a gaywad.

i think you should post more political blogs BECAUSE then i would bug you on instant messenger less. political blogs interspersed with pretty pictures.

 

Blogger ~*Bettie is a gaywad.

OHOHOHOH I know where he can start too!

Merkley, I will *heart* you forever if you play with this guy countryoftherighteous.blogspot.com/

Please!? He believes that broccaflower is a plant of satan. No. Seriously. Ask him.

(((huggles)))

kywkybb
Its code for 'quicky bareback'

 

Blogger marriedman is a gaywad.

who is this fucking badgirl. she showed up crying when calzone and i raided the casual friday blog.

badgirl.

seriously

effing, makes me wanna pull your tits off of your body and eat them with a pitchfuckingfork.

and huggs or huggles or whatever the fuck. god damnit. you have issues.

I can't take you anymore. And I mean that in the meanest way possible.

uhhh

yay for merkley, now when are we gonna play grosser than gross?

 

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