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November 09, 2005

Dear Retard That Voted For The Ban On Hand Guns

Way to fucking go you stupid turdbrained moron.

Ask yourself one very fucking easy question that even your average booger munching retard can answer correctly.

Do criminals obey the law?

NO you deficient fucking poobrained dolt! Outlawing guns only ensures that bad ass criminals will have them and NOBODY ELSE! DUH.

Holy fucking fuck you really are a dimwitted doof if you voted for this. Seriously, what the fuck happened to you to make you so insanely stupid? Were you trapped in the birth canal too long? Did you drink a gallon of brain remover?

You are so stupid you're a danger to yourself and ME. Holy Crap! What if your stupidity is so intense that it rubs off on me? Get away from me you contagious brain dead ignoramus! I can smell your stupidity. Holy shit I can even see it! It's like cartoon green wavy stink lines coming off your stupid stupid stupid stupid body.

Listen here dumbfuck. Study any place -- ANY PLACE that has ever banned guns like this and look at the crime rates -- they go UP EVERY SINGLE TIME!

-------dddduuuuuuuurrrrrrrr uuuuhhhhhhh ddddoooooiiiii --- now how could that be?


Oh -- fuck ----- right now, I hate you -- you mentally defective jackass who voted for the ban.

Look, SnotFerBrains,--- if you voted for this ban and you want me to continue being nice or civil to you in public ----- you better not tell me that you voted for it because my respect for you will be wiped clean. Gone. Caput. Never to return. You are too ganked and stupid to climb out of that dark hole of ignorance in which you wallow like a headless retarded rat.

Seriously. If you voted for the ban. Don't tell me about it. I want to still like you but I really don't think I could. YOU ARE DANGEROUSLY DUMB.

Now go fuck yourself.

That's all for now.
Don't get caught -- you know what? -- fuck you!
Your --- ah -- seriously -- fuck off,

Blogger gabrielle is a gaywad.

merkley dont fret it will go through the courts and be deemed unconstitutional, and then we can all shoot our handguns in the air, cowboy style.

and guns are still legal in oakland, whoopy.

i tried to vote but got turned away on account of being a gun felon.


Blogger Wendy is a gaywad.

It passed?! Holy shit man. Get the hell out of there. Californians are nuts anyway without all the badguys having guns and all the goodguys having none.

Move to NM, no really. We can carry concealed handguns as long as you have a permit. And you know what? WE DO! If a badguy tries to take out a New Mexican, chances are they will get their head blown off.

Oh, by the way, if anyone cares, the French can't own weapons. Guess what? Neither can the cops. But, the maniac rioters can and are and the cops can do nothing but pray to Holy God that eventually the government will call out the military. That my fellow Californians, is what happens when you take away the right to bear arms. Idiots...oh, and Idiots.


Blogger pisscock mcgee is a gaywad.

Dear Sir-

I don't know what's going on, but I recall you once not all too long ago extended a very gracious invitation for myself to drop by your home, only sans nudity and furthermore my gun would be checked at the door by a Korean I think (you must be a rich man to afford to pay a Korean his quarter an hour to check guns at your door). I rest assured that this caveat was due to my suppsed mental instability as far as you're concerned, rather than a hatred of firearms. Perhaps now, as a legal resident of about every state except California, I can offer my services as Merkley's personal hogleg-toting bodyguard, replete with "prison stare" cultivated from years of sharing company with men naturally infected with that stare. Or perhaps you should just move to Austin. I am going to need your help in a half year or so. Just do it. My egg's done boiling so I have to go.

PS- but in Austin we can't smoke anymore, so there's the trade.


Blogger Satan is a gaywad.

We have a ban on handguns, crime rates went down.

Crazy fucking Americans and their fucking bullshit love of hand guns. What's the matter America? Do your gents have unusually small penis'? Well why don't you take your now illegal hand gun and shove it so far up your ass that it rubs against your prostrate giving you the woody of all woody's. Then you can sing to it, and you can dance and celebrate and then just as your reaching a giddy state of orgasmic ecstacy pull the fucking trigger until your chamber is empty or you can't pull the trigger any more. Then with you dying gasp you can scrawl across the ground with bloody stump of your weeg "You'll have to take my gun from my dead cold ass" and don't forget to use a fucking exclamation mark because you wouldn't want to leave any doubt in the mind of a passing wide-eyed horror filled child that you, yes you, love your stupid fucking handgun more than your own stupid fucking life even though, like so many others, were the stupid fucker who shot themselves instead of someone else.


Blogger marriedman is a gaywad.

Holy ass fucking monkey turds! That sucks that you live over there. I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't carry my gun around in my panties.

No seriously, that's retarted.

And I love you.


Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.


i know -- but unfortunately stupidity will never be fixed by the courts.


Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

new mexico is too hot.
despite the complete lack of reason here -- i actually love it.


Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

actually, i liked austin when i was there. but it is quickly turning into a bowl of pussies.


Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.


small dicks. yes. that's it. our dicks are small. that's why we LOVE guns. that's why i wrote that lovely poem about how i want to shove a gun up my butt and have sex with it. wait. that was you. my little tirade was about stupidity. you chose to make it a story about penises and guns. hmmn -- lovely.

of course if you google "australia hand gun ban" you will find a ton of statistics that suggest crime went up. you will also find a lot of back pedaling by the government and other anti-gun orgs -- personally, without the hands on experience working at the local australian morgue or hospital for the last 50 years, i am at a loss to know the actual effect. i can however use my brain which has a lovely ability to extract common sense logic out of a complicated argument and say --- DUH! only law abiding citizens obey the law. such a simple way to shift power. ingenious really.

now, as far as your pent up angst towards the genitalia of american males ---well, i have an idea. although i'm not gay, i am charitable and i have a penis that you can stick in your mouth -- perhaps it might serve as a pacifier ---- suck little baby suck --- fall asleep and dream little one --- thaaaat's right --- good little satan. sweet dreams honey pie.


Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

married man,
i love you too -- as soon as satan falls asleep....


Blogger Satan is a gaywad.


Dude, when have you EVER taken me seriouly?


Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.


well -- ya got me you bastard.

whew, so i don't have to let you slurp my weehaw now? -- well, i guess you can -- you know -- if you wanna.


Blogger Satan is a gaywad.

Sure Brother, for you, anytime!

Nah, I grew up in a semi-rural area. The day they banned semi-automatic rifles was the pits. Try culling a herd of 30 feral goats while only armed with a bolt action rifle. Stupid fucking Govt. You're right about the back-peddling though, I don't know anyone who actually handed in their guns. The Govt. were a little concerned how they could afford to track everyone down and fine them for it.

Just hold onto your gun, the laws are bound to get overturned eventually.


Blogger Professor Leotus Clouse & The Duke of Sweet Cheeks is a gaywad.

Move down here to Texas Merkley!
You're guaranteed your firearm, and lots a crazyfucks to shoot at too.


Blogger pisscock mcgee is a gaywad.

Praise Be, PLC&TDOSC. That's a deuce of votes for Merkley in Tecksus. Much as you rail against faggotry, sir, you should be hopping at the opportunity to run from that rainbow-colored, gunless burg. Find a place where you may walk about every day looking like Hank Jr. A place like that would be like a whole other cuntry!


Blogger marriedman is a gaywad.

merkley- look. I used to live in Idaho. Not just Idaho, but North Idaho. We used to have the fucking Aryian Nations for fucks sake. We wouldn't have given up guns if George W Bush had personally asked us to. In my spare time I hunted rabbits, deer, and faggots. Until I shot myself. That sucked.


Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.


ah -- texas. yes. that is one more vote.

there are certainly lots of things about texas that are appealing, not the least of which is a healthy population of extremely fat black women with boobs the size of my entire body.


Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

yes. but you know, my hatred of the gays is due to my fascination with the butthole. which is also why i hate mushrooms and puckered lips and mollusks and certain types of ponytail holders.

wait -- what were we talking about?


Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.


ah the metzgers -- such a lovely bunch.

i shoot myself in the face every ten minutes -- i agree, it sucks. i should stop -- but it's hard because there's like a tax break or some shit my accountant is all jumpy about that requires that my face look like ground beef. i should cook my own face and eat it.


Blogger The Caretaker is a gaywad.

Lets hear more about putting a baby down by letting him suckle your penis.
Visiting colleges as a high schooler, I went to a party once called "Nugs not Guns." Suprised I didn't end up going to Univ. of Colorado...maybe it was my cousin having actual weed trading cards.


Blogger Willy Jo is a gaywad.

are you sum kind of politiker now er sumthin?
i like guns, you like guns, we all like guns, i mean who dernt like guns?


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