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November 19, 2005

I Found The Greatest Love of All Inside My Butt











That's all for now.
Don't get caught exaggerating the barf on the dog story because really hardly any barf got on him but it was still super disgusting and you have to admit it would have been rad if he was totally soaked in barf.
Your President Elect,
Gilligan

FUCK FRANCINE!!:
Anonymous marta is a gaywad.

My husband and I had a fight once, and I got mad at him, but I acted like I wasn't mad at all.

When he left the room I got his toothbrush and cleaned the toilet with it, then put it back in the toothbrush holder.

I chickened out, though, and threw it away before he used it. I told him it was time for a new toothbrush. He got mad at me for throwing away his toothbrush, and we fought all over again.

 

Blogger THEMERRYJANETRAIN is a gaywad.

THATS HYSTERICAL. I'VE BEEN KNOWN TO BE GUILTY OF BEING THE PASSIVEAGGRESSIVEPILLEATER AT DARKER MOMENTS IN MY LIFE.
LIKE,ONCE, I STENCILED THE WORD JERK ON MY BABY BROTHERS FACE WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING. IT WAS SO PIGMENTED FROM THE INDELIBLE MARKER THAT IT STAYED ON FOR THREE DAYS. BOOYAKASHA.RESPECT.I AM HIS FAVOURITE SIBLING TO THIS DAY. HE DESERVED IT. TRUST ME.
NEXT TIME YOU OUGHT TO TRY THAT ON YOUR SWEETHEART.
ASIDE
DAVID,WHY WILL YOU NEVER CALL ME BACK YOU DAFT LITTLE TWIT.I HAVE A BIG SUPRISE FOR YOU. WINK. GROWL.DONT MAKE ME PUT A TATOO ON YOUR ASS.
"I CARRIED THE WATERMELON." {WHATMOVIE}
SHIMMY.SLIDE.SASHAY.RESPECT.

 

Blogger ~*Bettie is a gaywad.

So, I laughed. I laughed alot really, and that good sir, is always a good thing.

But alas, it is not as funny as this osu game. MICHIGAN SUCKS PENIS!!!

Go Bucks.


This is all.

 

Blogger THEMERRYJANETRAIN is a gaywad.

WHYISMICHIGANSODESPICABLE? NOT A FANEITHER.IAMFROMWISCONSINAND WE HATE THOSE FUCKERSSOMETHING ELSENOTFORNOTHIN.RESPECT.
WHAT IS MY FRIEND THE PROFESSOR DOING RIGHT NOW? SLEEPINGITOFFPROBABLY.RESPECT.WISHIDBEENTHERE TO PARTAKE OF YOUR MASS QUANTITIESOF ALKYHAULWOULD YOULIKETOLEARNASWEDISHDRINKINGSONGTHATILEARNEDFROMMYFINEFRIENDSANNIKA&TOBIAS&SVEN&GUNTER&JUAQUIN&WELL,YOUHAVENOTMETTHEMYET.THEYMOVEDFROMSFCBACKTOSTOCKHOLM.IRREGARDLESS,HAVE YOU SEEN K.I.M.AROUNDTOWN?IBETSHEWOULDLOVETOBEONYOURTALKSHOWBLOG.
SHEWOULDTOTALLYSHOWYOUHERTITTIES.BOOYA.SWIFTSILENTDEADLY.

 

Blogger ~*Bettie is a gaywad.

WOW! Shut off your caps lock and learn about the beauty of the space bar. . .


I think I just threw up a little.

 

Blogger poopee shmoopee is a gaywad.

haha. kids with missing teeth look like hillbillys.

 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

marta,
that was a good story. thanks.

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TheMerryJaneTrain,
I think you might be sliding down that slippery slope of mental freak out. what the hell dude? all caps?


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*badgirl,
sports.

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TheMerryJaneTrain,
seriously. what kind of pills are you on?

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poopee shmoopee,
hillbillies is right. they also look like fucking retards.

jeez -- i wish they looked like retards. man -- you know how hard it is though to find class pictures on line of downs syndrome kids? trust me, i have been looking -- i want to tile my bathroom with glass tiles, each one containing a downs syndrome school picture. how awesome would that be? but the internet is not cooperating.

 

Blogger THEMERRYJANETRAIN is a gaywad.

THATSHOWMYPOWERBOOKISPROGRAMMED.
Y'ALLGETOVERITWHENYOUUNDERSTANDHOWTOWRITECODEifever.
woo. there. that better? whiney.
Did someone just wake up? Does someone need a good hug? Apparently so.
you are no fun today so I'am elsewhere starting now.
Oh, and *bg, i think you'll survive, unfortunately.

 

Blogger MPD is a gaywad.

merkley i love your writings..they make my day complete. i think you me and marriedman along with the ronco guy should throw young vaporized chinese boys at passing traffic

 

Blogger The Bees Knees is a gaywad.

I think the toothbrush kid may actually be mine.

Merks, post a photo of you from childhood.

Pronto because I want to see your rusty little 7 year old head on a bleary sunday morning.

 

Anonymous Marta is a gaywad.

Merkley,

If you think that was a good story, you should have heard the one I told my husband about why I threw his almost brand-new toothbrush away. It inovlved miscellaneous bacteria of all kinds.

Thanks for the laughs. You're always a hoot.

 

Blogger ~*Bettie is a gaywad.

Oh, yeah I had an actual comment, I forgot it and now I remember it.

I have a 'friend' who isn't really a 'friend', right? And this 'friend' has a MAJOR OCD about brushing his teeth.

This one day my 'friend' really pissed me off. So I took his tooth brush and scratched inbetween my toes.

OH! No worries!

I got that weird cream that fixs Athlets Foot, so I'm ok! Its all good!

 

Blogger Wendy is a gaywad.

It just goes to show that lying is great. You totally got away with almost murdering someone.

What is with the Michigan hate people? Wolverines rule. Now, shut up.

Oh, I mean it with loooovvvve.

 

Blogger gabrielle is a gaywad.

my brother got soaked with gross dog puke once--the clear stuff with chunks of food in it. my brother screamed then tackled me. all in sll, pretty disgusting.

 

Blogger THEMERRYJANETRAIN is a gaywad.

WOLVERINES RULE ONLY WHEN YOUR in MICHIGAN. WHEN THEY CROSS THE BORDER TO WISCONSIN BY WAY OF LAKE US BADGERS GO ON ALERT. AND THEYS ALWAYS TRYIN TO GET AWAY WITH IT. FUCKERS. that's all I have to say about that.

 

Blogger chwecko is a gaywad.

Merkley???

>PWHAT?<

Im so glad you remember this too.

I often feel lonley with all of the obscure, but no less, hilarious clips from my (our) childhood. Too often I think Im the only one that remembers this level of detail.

 

Blogger merkley??? is a gaywad.

TheMerryJaneTrain,

Oh be nice. and yes, the non-all caps is much better. you still make little to no sense but it's a much more peaceful kiind of pure looniness.

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MPD,

Thanks dude!

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Holly,

I'll get right on that picture of me when i was little but i will warn you that you might turn into a pillar of sugar upon seeing how god damned cute i was.

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Marta ,

ah marriage -- such a load of crap -- am i right am i right huh? huh? huh? huh?

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*badgirl,

looks like i could make some money by inventing some kind of sanitary toothbrush lock box.

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Wendy,
the push down the stairs one ain't mine and i won't say whose it is.

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gabrielle,
tackled. not enough barfy people are tacling people. he, your brother, must be a quick thinker.

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chwecko,
ahh yes --- i have tremendous memory when it comes to all things fart or poop or guts or boogers.

i heard about your tv interview in italy.

 

Blogger heather is a gaywad.

How lovely it was to wake up this morning and realise you resurrected this - and it put a huge smile on my face, like it would any social deviant.

And I was almost not upset when I realised I was two fucking days late. Damn you, internets vacation. You miss all the good shit when you decide to go out and have a life.

 

Blogger Wendy is a gaywad.

MerryJaneTrain, hahahaha! You're scared of Wolverines like NM, AZ, CA, TX are scared of illegal aliens!

Badgers are wussy, wolverines eat them for brunch!

oh Merkley, I'm sooo relieved you are not a homicidal maniac...whew. But, if you were, would you admit it?

 

Anonymous Anonymous is a gaywad.

OH, BUT WE TWAIN'T AFRAID. THATS WHY THE YANKEES always WIN. WE DO IT BOTH WAYS, BABY. AVAST YE MATEYS. BY LAND OR BY SEA.IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH.BY HOOK OR BY CROOK. BUT, THEN AGAIN, WE'D BE NOWHERE WITHOUT THE blood LOVE of A GOOD FIGHT, AND ALSO, WE ABSOLUTELY, adore, WORSHIP, CHERISH, AND REVEL IN THAT MCCAIN FELLA. HE'S RIFFING. HE'S SPIFFING. SEN. JOHN MacCAIN SML CONGRESS U.S.S.D.C. FIRST CLASS IS THE FUCKING SHIT. GO NAVY.YAHA.
LOVE,
and YO MAMA LOVES ME MORE. BOOYA/KASHA/RESPECT. PO.
THE MARINES.

 

Anonymous Anonymous is a gaywad.

OH, BUT WE TWAIN'T AFRAID. THATS WHY THE YANKEES always WIN. WE DO IT BOTH WAYS, BABY. AVAST YE MATEYS. BY LAND OR BY SEA.IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH.BY HOOK OR BY CROOK. BUT, THEN AGAIN, WE'D BE NOWHERE WITHOUT THE blood LOVE of A GOOD FIGHT, AND ALSO, WE ABSOLUTELY, adore, WORSHIP, CHERISH, AND REVEL IN THAT MCCAIN FELLA. HE'S RIFFING. HE'S SPIFFING. SEN. JOHN MacCAIN SML CONGRESS U.S.S.D.C. FIRST CLASS IS THE FUCKING SHIT. GO NAVY.YAHA.
LOVE,
but YO MAMA LOVES ME MORE. BOOYA/KASHA/RESPECT. PO.
THE MARINES.

 

Blogger Wendy is a gaywad.

qbt?

 

Blogger Wendy is a gaywad.

figure out what I meant if you can! Yeah, I wanted to post just a question mark and the last three letters of my WV snuck in too...lame.

 

Blogger THEMERRYJANETRAIN is a gaywad.

Figure this.
(gesture)
haha

 

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